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F#*K You, Toilet!!! As you can see, my arch-nemesis has healed his wounds...
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wonderful. | |
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JustErin said: wonderful.
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So what did you do about this....
You didnt just leave it all healed did ya? | |
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I taught my 16-year-old son how to unclog a toilet yesterday. Feel free to nominate me for Father of the Year. | |
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you live with a lot of girls don'tcha... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago? | |
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TheVoid said: Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago?
you know it. | |
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TheVoid said: Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago?
I wanted to go in and take a pic of myself in there, but he wouldn't let me go in the men's room. | |
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that is a bathroom | |
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drgnfly said: that is a bathroom
It's a famous bathroom here on the Org. That's the toilet JerseyKRS broke back in his boozehound days. Yes, broke. As in, it was in pieces on the floor. He had a lot of anger inside. | |
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PunkMistress said: drgnfly said: that is a bathroom
It's a famous bathroom here on the Org. That's the toilet JerseyKRS broke back in his boozehound days. Yes, broke. As in, it was in pieces on the floor. He had a lot of anger inside. well it looks as if it needed to be broken to pieces 2 u | |
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i have no idea what all this is about, but may i suggest a cage match to the death between the two of you?
. [Edited 3/13/10 16:27pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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it's also a damn shame there is a 5 day waiting period on new accounts, cause i really want to make a new one named "toilet" just to go nuts in this thread. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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What did it feel like on your return? Was it emotional? It must've been a poignant moment. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Looks like you really haven't obtained any kind of closure.
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom. I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. | |
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Oh dear. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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this thread just gets better and better. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Dave1992 said: I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom. I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. god. damn. | |
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Dave1992 said: Lawd, I love that smell.
STI's | |
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Dave1992 said: I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. .....EDIT..... [Edited 3/14/10 13:34pm] | |
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Cinnie said: Dave1992 said: Lawd, I love that smell.
STI's | |
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JerseyKRS said: As you can see, my arch-nemesis has healed his wounds...
Is that piss in the toilet? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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Dave1992 said: I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom. I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. *Smells his fingers* | |
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I wish i was on the org, back in the day seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: I wish i was on the org, back in the day
me too! I feel like I missed out on a lot of debauchery I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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no you girls don't! | |
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Whose pussy smells like strawberry perfume?
That's just ridiculous. | |
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PunkMistress said: Whose pussy smells like strawberry perfume?
That's just ridiculous. I have no idea whose pussy it was. But it probably belongs to a woman who uses strawberry perfume on her pussy. Or who has been fucked by a cock with a strawberry condom. Or who spilled some strawberry cocktail on her vagina. There are endless possibilities... | |
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