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WHAT is your LEAST FAVORITE GROOMING task? For me it has to be shaving and trimming pubes from my balls and other areas.
I absolutely loathe it, but I hate having a tangle brillo pad mess down there. I don't even understand what the evolutionary advantage of having soft, fleshy mounds of succulent spheres covered in wookie hair. I also moisturizing my legs due to my leg hair 
Though I'm addicted to flossing.  | |
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I hate shaving my legs.
I do it cause I'm supposed to. But I hate it. |
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I hate runnin the lawnmower over my entire body once a month.  | |
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Cutting a filing my toenails | |
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johnart said: I hate runnin the lawnmower over my entire body once a month.
Oh, the visual...  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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CarrieMpls said: I hate shaving my legs.
I do it cause I'm supposed to. But I hate it. I know girls who absolutely despise it. I like shaven legs.
Stewards girls to me are a nightmare of sasquachian proportions. | |
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My whole life is one giant grooming ritual. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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johnart said: I hate runnin the lawnmower over my entire body once a month.
Are you really that hairy?
Oh, I hate trimming nose hairs. But thankfully that's infrequent cause they grow so slowly. I don't understand. Shouldn't hair grow at a uniform rate? | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: I hate runnin the lawnmower over my entire body once a month.
Oh, the visual... I know.  | |
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TheVoid said: CarrieMpls said: I hate shaving my legs.
I do it cause I'm supposed to. But I hate it. I know girls who absolutely despise it. I like shaven legs.
Stewards girls to me are a nightmare of sasquachian proportions. Oh! Would you get over that! Well look whom I found dipping their toe in the murky waters! :eyeroll: At least offer me a damn cup of coffee! | |
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TheVoid said: For me it has to be shaving and trimming pubes from my balls and other areas.
I absolutely loathe it, but I hate having a tangle brillo pad mess down there. I don't even understand what the evolutionary advantage of having soft, fleshy mounds of succulent spheres covered in wookie hair. I also moisturizing my legs due to my leg hair
Though I'm addicted to flossing. Even I don't moisturize my legs regularly. When are you gonna photowhore your VAGINA??? | |
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CarrieMpls said: I hate shaving my legs.
I do it cause I'm supposed to. But I hate it. Me too  
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Genesia said: My whole life is one giant grooming ritual.
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Muse2NoPharaoh said: TheVoid said: I know girls who absolutely despise it. I like shaven legs.
Stewards girls to me are a nightmare of sasquachian proportions. Oh! Would you get over that! I got Post Traumatic Stewards Disorder, ok? | |
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TheVoid said: Muse2NoPharaoh said: Oh! Would you get over that! I got Post Traumatic Stewards Disorder, ok?   Well look whom I found dipping their toe in the murky waters! :eyeroll: At least offer me a damn cup of coffee! | |
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Muse2NoPharaoh said: TheVoid said: I know girls who absolutely despise it. I like shaven legs.
Stewards girls to me are a nightmare of sasquachian proportions. Oh! Would you get over that! Until you posted that I had no idea what he was talking about. |
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TheVoid said: Genesia said: My whole life is one giant grooming ritual.
That's pretty much the case for most women. I get a manicure every two weeks and a pedi every six (with little touch-ups in between)...a cut and color every six...hair and make-up every day (sometimes twice)...shaving legs a couple times a week...it goes on and on... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Muse2NoPharaoh said: Oh! Would you get over that! Until you posted that I had no idea what he was talking about. I know what he meant! Well look whom I found dipping their toe in the murky waters! :eyeroll: At least offer me a damn cup of coffee! | |
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TheVoid said: For me it has to be shaving and trimming pubes from my balls and other areas.
I absolutely loathe it, but I hate having a tangle brillo pad mess down there. I don't even understand what the evolutionary advantage of having soft, fleshy mounds of succulent spheres covered in wookie hair. I also moisturizing my legs due to my leg hair
Though I'm addicted to flossing. Seriously, you moisturize your legs? | |
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Efan said: TheVoid said: For me it has to be shaving and trimming pubes from my balls and other areas.
I absolutely loathe it, but I hate having a tangle brillo pad mess down there. I don't even understand what the evolutionary advantage of having soft, fleshy mounds of succulent spheres covered in wookie hair. I also moisturizing my legs due to my leg hair
Though I'm addicted to flossing. Seriously, you moisturize your legs? He has to. She wears short shorts. | |
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Guys, there's nothing gay about moisturizing your legs. And I don't do it all the time.
But when you're going to be wearing shorts all day, and your skin is dry, it helps. Look, maintaining caramel, cocoa butter soft skin takes a bit of work sometimes. | |
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TheVoid said: Guys, there's nothing gay about moisturizing your legs. And I don't do it all the time.
But when you're going to be wearing shorts all day, and your skin is dry, it helps. Look, maintaining caramel, cocoa butter soft skin takes a bit of work sometimes. Are you quoting Beyonce???  | |
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Muse2NoPharaoh said: CarrieMpls said: Until you posted that I had no idea what he was talking about. I know what he meant! You and Carrie will be the only ones who get this, but oh well. | |
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TheVoid said: Muse2NoPharaoh said: I know what he meant! You and Carrie will be the only ones who get this, but oh well. LOL you nutter! I love it! Im sure she is in bed! The one benefit of being a blonde is I only have to shave really maybe twice a year! Well look whom I found dipping their toe in the murky waters! :eyeroll: At least offer me a damn cup of coffee! | |
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TheVoid said: Guys, there's nothing gay about moisturizing your legs. And I don't do it all the time.
But when you're going to be wearing shorts all day, and your skin is dry, it helps. Look, maintaining caramel, cocoa butter soft skin takes a bit of work sometimes. My sweetie moisturizes his whole self. Genesia doesn't do ashy.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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My days are brutal lately, so pruning and pampering myself during a personal "spa time" has become something I GREATLY look forward to.
That's the gayest thing I've ever written. Anyway... if I were pressed, I'd have to say I least enjoy buzzing my head once a week, or giving myself pedicures -- not just clipping toenails, but actually taking a pumice stone to my feet, clipping and shaping nails, moisturizing, etc. Gets to be a headache. But as of last summer I decided sandals are cool, and they are just tragic with... gorilla foot.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Genesia said: TheVoid said: Guys, there's nothing gay about moisturizing your legs. And I don't do it all the time.
But when you're going to be wearing shorts all day, and your skin is dry, it helps. Look, maintaining caramel, cocoa butter soft skin takes a bit of work sometimes. My sweetie moisturizes his whole self. Genesia doesn't do ashy. Every Katie needs her Tom I suppose.  | |
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Genesia said: TheVoid said: Guys, there's nothing gay about moisturizing your legs. And I don't do it all the time.
But when you're going to be wearing shorts all day, and your skin is dry, it helps. Look, maintaining caramel, cocoa butter soft skin takes a bit of work sometimes. My sweetie moisturizes his whole self. Genesia doesn't do ashy. You're too close to being a Gay man for Sweetie to win Dan's argument, sorry. [Edited 3/12/10 21:54pm] | |
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I absolutely hate tweezing my eyebrows... I love what they look like when there done but that shit hurts like a motha fuka... insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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