Damn I just woke up, I log on and I see my life has CHANGED!

You should just be glad we stopped ube from consummating the marriage on your leg while you slept.

you've missed your wedding, Oceana I think you got some 'splaining to do.

Also Oceana, I really hope you signed a pre-nup!

ube was going through your stuff already with that hungry rodent gleam in his eye!

You better wake up Oceana. You are on your honeymoon.

...and what have we learned from all this?


never sleep...

we've learned that the org has cared for this wedding more than the bride did.

2the9s said:

.Nowonder my leg was wet ... UBE could'nt you have waited ...I was suppose to GO first

Heavenly said:

Well I really did not miss it...I did dream about it while I was sleeping for real, for real!

2the9s said:

Well of course...2the9s you think I am stupid . first thing I did said and sign : and .. I let no rodent take me to the cleaners... ... After all I did buy him the most expensive cage I could find... I even found the best place to get him groomed ... I seen that lil look in his eye...I just could not figure out if it was his love or lust for $$$..

OceanaOne said:[quote]

2the9s said:

2the9s you think I am stupid


you had to open that door didnt you SkyCam

OceanaOne said:

A) You mistake me shitting on that "pre-nup" document as a signature.
B) You don't even know that I'm a marsupial? This relationship was doomed before it started. In addition to your poor grammar and spelling, you have no listening skills!
C) That wasn't a cage, that was a clothes hamper.
D) That wasn't a groomer, it was a proctologist.
E) I'm the one with the bling bling!

ALTERofDALI said:[quote]

OceanaOne said:

Dali, I don't know who you are, but I think I like you. "The Creation of the Monsters" is my favorite painting of yours!

So take "I LOVE OCEANA" off of your signature... I dont want anybody to think you own me...I am now an available woman

while you were sleeping?



didn't think you'd mind

XxAxX said:

I dont remember this..