cborgman said:

But he said he was taking a long dump. That must mean he was working on one of his signature M&M posts.

he also has the lamest fake british accent in person.

cborgman said:

Too bad it isn't "Talk With A Fake British Accent Day." We could judge him on that, too.

Exactly why are we judging this pathetic ball sniffer?

Is this where I post the video of him impersonating an alligator?

johnart said:

Never at a loss for words...

I enjoy him

johnart said:

there's so many reasons, it's hard to pick just one.

HamsterHuey said:

yes, please.

i have never seen that.

MoniGram said:

i weep for you.

HamsterHuey said:

I read that as "impregnating an alligator."

Genesia said:

i am sure dan has.

I have nothing but nice things to say about his new hairdo.

clearly the weakest of his accounts.

yall aiiiiinnnnn't.... righhhhhttttt

JerseyKRS said:

is there a strong one?

TheVoid said:

cborgman said:

I was gonna say, we've had breakfast with him...

But I'm gonna leave you with that comment all on your own.

CarrieMpls said:

cborgman said:

awww... I miss you, Borgy.

CarrieMpls said:

awww... i miss you too, honey. i'm sad you cant do sf

I think, single-handed, he's both made and destroyed prince.org

Fauxie said:

Single handed because he's been the whole time?

johnart said:

pictures of betty white won't masturbate to themselves, after all.

Fauxie said:

i think he single-handedly destroyed this otherwise great roasting of him.

cborgman said:

Shut yo mouth!

At the moment, he's on my list for starting that "Driving your Friend to the Airport" thread!
I think he cursed me! I had to pick someone up tonight- my first time EVER!

chocolate1 said:

I hate when he ignores me

chocolate1 said:

THANK YOU!