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Hilarious Flight Attendant The dude is quite the comedian 
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I was on a Southwest flight a few years back that cracked my ass up. The Flight attendant was a female announcer, and absolutely cracked everyone up on the plane.
She said stupid shit, but it was the delivery and the way she was saying it that cracked us up. While the flight attendants were walking through the cabin checking the overhead bins, she announced, " flight attendants are now walking down the isle to show you their armpits." and later, " this is a non-smoking flight. If you are caught trying to smoke a cigarette you'll be escorted out on to the wing of the plane, where if you can light it, you can smoke it."  | |
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TheVoid said: I was on a Southwest flight a few years back that cracked my ass up. The Flight attendant was a female announcer, and absolutely cracked everyone up on the plane.
She said stupid shit, but it was the delivery and the way she was saying it that cracked us up. While the flight attendants were walking through the cabin checking the overhead bins, she announced, " flight attendants are now walking down the isle to show you their armpits." and later, " this is a non-smoking flight. If you are caught trying to smoke a cigarette you'll be escorted out on to the wing of the plane, where if you can light it, you can smoke it." "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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TheVoid said: I was on a Southwest flight a few years back that cracked my ass up. The Flight attendant was a female announcer, and absolutely cracked everyone up on the plane.
She said stupid shit, but it was the delivery and the way she was saying it that cracked us up. While the flight attendants were walking through the cabin checking the overhead bins, she announced, " flight attendants are now walking down the isle to show you their armpits." and later, " this is a non-smoking flight. If you are caught trying to smoke a cigarette you'll be escorted out on to the wing of the plane, where if you can light it, you can smoke it." 
That's awesome! I've never had in-flight comedy!  | |
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TheVoid said: I was on a Southwest flight a few years back that cracked my ass up. The Flight attendant was a female announcer, and absolutely cracked everyone up on the plane.
She said stupid shit, but it was the delivery and the way she was saying it that cracked us up. While the flight attendants were walking through the cabin checking the overhead bins, she announced, " flight attendants are now walking down the isle to show you their armpits." and later, " this is a non-smoking flight. If you are caught trying to smoke a cigarette you'll be escorted out on to the wing of the plane, where if you can light it, you can smoke it." LMAO !!!
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I love southwest OMFG I cant wait to fly again comedians galore | |
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The dude is quite the comedian[/quote]
I could barely understand what he was saying! | |
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Give that man a raise!!!
Seriously, his attitude and humor puts smiles on customers faces while we live in a time where flying has become a chore and a security screening nightmare. That man is an asset to that airline! | |
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I read in New Idea today about a captain who was preparing for "blast-off" he asked before landing "gentlemen would you please return your wives to upright position for landing, thank you" | |
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