I was just pointed to this hilarious thing:

THE ROOM

probably my new favorite bad movie alongside showgirls and plan 9. i've seen it about 4 times in 2 months.


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that guy is such an insanely bad actor!?!

The Room is so bad!
I watched it with a friend recently and we had so much fun laughing at how bad it is. Some of the scenes are so random, like the constant throwing-a-football scenes and how they constantly mention how beautiful Lisa is.
And did anyone notice how it seems like Johnny is fucking Lisa in the belly button? At least it seems like it from the way he is positioned.
And the generic 90s R&B soundtrack coupled with the only sex sounds being HIS grunting and moaning makes this the movie with the WORST sex scenes I have ever seen!
And his breakdown scene had me literally falling on the floor laughing.
When he's picturing himself in bed with Lisa and rubbing her dress on his crotch and making those noises....

purplehippieonthe1 said:

cborgman said:

Ok, that was painful to watch

Oh and cborgman

http://www.shadowandact.com/?p=17975

It wouldn't be the same without Gina Gershon though

Harlepolis said:

there is part of me that actually wishes there was a showgirls 2

ufoclub said:

LMAO!!!!! No he didn't just chop the guys arm off, Beat him to death with it, then chop off his hair and yell to the sky. LOL!!!

ufoclub said:

is that for real? it reminded me of the "machete" movie trailor
in "planet terror".

cborgman said:

OMG

I have yet to see this movie


Even the Burt and Ernie version of that dialogue is just beyond hilarious.

TheVoid said:

cborgman said:

OMG, OMG OMG


This is just too brilliant

TheVoid said:

the acting in most pornos is better than that. wtf?

I love Star Trek but....

IstenSzek said:

I kept thinking this movie feels like a porno that takes itself too seriously.

TheVoid said:

exactly. you just sit there watching it, expecting someone to
whip out a cock or a titty at any moment.

TheVoid said:

next time you are here, i am gonna show it to you.

it is the citizen kane of bad movies

TheVoid said:

there are times it seems like it. there are tons of unerotic long sex scenes