TonyVanDam said:

Are American English and Canadian English really that different? I know that Canadians spell things the British way most of the time (but not all the time) but other than that, I think that US and Canadian English are pretty similar, except for a few regional differences and of course slight differences in pronunciation.But even the pronunciation is very similar,at least when it comes to the Canadian English spoken in the western parts of Canada.

I´d love to read what Canadian orgers think about this.

No entiendo nada

KoolEaze said:

I think the post was meant to be funny.

PunkMistress said:

I know that.....but I was still wondering. Sometimes I do hear the differences between Canadian and US-English but I have some Canadian friends who sound exactly like US-Americans.

KoolEaze said:

Canadian English is just better than US English.

Just better.

JustErin said:

What's good about rampant frivolous use of the letter U? If you're gonna get out of control with a letter, at least make it something cool like X.

I'd rather get my hair coloxred than coloured. And chocolate could be my favoxrite flavoxr of ice cream!

I can't talk about screwing chicks on this nerdy language thread.

JustErin said:

What's good about rampant frivolous use of the letter U? If you're gonna get out of control with a letter, at least make it something cool like X.

I'd rather get my hair coloxred than coloured. And chocolate could be my favoxrite flavoxr of ice cream!

I did used to know swedish and german fluently as a kid my swedish now is pitiful
I kind of understand some spanish

I'm going to learn French this year. With my Texas accent, this ought to be worth a LOT of laughs.

RodeoSchro said:

Swear in Spanish
Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
A Que chirlo Fuck men!!! (38%) (62%)
Aprende a conducir aweonao!! Learn to drive ASSHOLE!! (91%) (9%)
Cabron! Bastard (83%) (17%)
Cago en tu leche I shit in your milk. (77%) (23%)
Capullo / gilipollas Asshole (65%) (35%)
Carajo Fuck! Shit! Damn it! (Peru) (95%) (5%)
Chinga Tu Madre Fuck your mother (83%) (17%)
Chinga usted fuck you (31%) (69%)
Chingas tu madre Fuck your mom (62%) (38%)
Chupa me, puto Suck me, asshole! (34%) (66%)
Chupa mi verga Suck my dick (77%) (23%)
Chupame la pija blow me (71%) (29%)
Chupas mis huevos Suck my balls (81%) (19%)
Co?o! Damn!, Fuck!, Shit! (64%) (36%)
Cojones Bollocks (21%) (79%)
Conche de tu madre Motherfucker (south america) (20%) (80%)
Culero Asshole (72%) (28%)
Culo Ass (84%) (16%)
De Puta Madre is the shit(good) (27%) (73%)
Hijo de puta! You son of a bitch! (88%) (12%)
Hostia! Fuck! (67%) (33%)
Huevos testicals (MEX) (74%) (26%)
Joder! fuck! (83%) (17%)
Lam?me el orto Lick my ass (41%) (59%)
Mama Huevo Dick Sucker (34%) (66%)
Mamon Cocksucker (91%) (9%)
Manda huevos! Fuck in hell! (15%) (85%)
Mariposa Homosexual (30%) (70%)
Marricon faggot (75%) (25%)
Me lo pones en la boca Put it in my mouth (67%) (33%)
Mecagüen tu puta madre I shit on your fucking mother (88%) (13%)
Mierda Shit (95%) (5%)
Mierde Shit (25%) (75%)
No me jodas! Don't fuck with me! (81%) (19%)
Pajero Wanker (89%) (11%)
Panocha Pussy (Mex) (82%) (18%)
Pinga (Cuban slang) Penis (81%) (19%)
Pudrete, pinche cerda asquerosa (female) Rot, you fucking disgusting pig (71%) (29%)
Puta Prostitute (42%) (58%)
Puto Faggot (Mex) (37%) (63%)
Que te den por el culo! May you be fucked up the ass! (75%) (25%)
Que te folle un pez May a fish fuck you (82%) (18%)
Quein es tu papi, perra? who's your daddy, bitch? (74%) (26%)
Rata inmunda unworldly rat (50%) (50%)
Soplanucas neck blower (52%) (48%)
Su madre come mierda your mum eats shit (75%) (25%)
Te mamo la vierga! I want to suck your dick! (40%) (60%)
Te voy a romper el orto. Im going to rip you in the asshole. (80%) (20%)
Vete a chingar a tu madre Go fuck your mother (67%) (33%)
Vete a la chingada Go fuck yourself (67%) (33%)
Vete a la verga Go eat dick. (63%) (37%)
Y tu mama tambien and your mom also (84%) (16%)
Yo quiero tu peto. I want to suck your dick. (43%) (57%)
balurde something shitty (59%) (41%)
beso mi culo kiss my ass (43%) (57%)
boludo (Argentina) idiot, stupid (83%) (17%)
cachimba vagina (41%) (59%)
caljate maricon shut up gay (30%) (70%)
cara de cona cunt face (60%) (40%)
cara de verga dick face (50%) (50%)
chichis breasts (77%) (23%)
chile pelon bareback (44%) (56%)
chinga tu madre puta fuck your mom bitch (81%) (19%)
chinga tu madre y muerte puto/puta! fuck your mother and die bitch! (50%) (50%)
chingar to fuck (84%) (16%)
chingate! fuck you! (84%) (16%)
chorizo dick (lit. sausage) (44%) (56%)
chupa me la peha suck my dick (45%) (55%)
chupame la turca suck the dick (59%) (41%)
chupar to suck (88%) (12%)
chúpelo. suck it. (28%) (72%)
cochina disgusting person (f) (88%) (12%)
cochino disgusting person (m) (90%) (10%)
cojer fuck (83%) (18%)
cojones balls, testicles, (85%) (15%)
come mierda eat shit (84%) (16%)
como esta mi cabrone how are you bitch? (27%) (73%)
concha (Argentina) pussy (82%) (18%)
conchetumare Motherfucker (53%) (47%)
cuanto por las nalgas how much for your ass (88%) (12%)
dona pussy (50%) (50%)
forro de mierda asshole (66%) (34%)
forro/a (Argentina) asshole, dickhead (72%) (28%)
hacete cojer go and get fucked (74%) (26%)
hijo de puta son of a bitch (88%) (12%)
joto faggot (mex.) (90%) (10%)
la cage I fucked up (68%) (32%)
ladron de mierda muthafucking thief (38%) (62%)
lela dummy (66%) (34%)
malparida slut (41%) (59%)
mama bicho you suck dick (32%) (68%)
mamahuevo cock sucker (60%) (40%)
me valle verga i dont give a fuck (63%) (38%)
nadie te quiere no one loves you (80%) (20%)
no seas mamon don't be stupid (33%) (67%)
ojala que mueras i hope you die (93%) (7%)
pelotudo (Argentina) idiot, stupid (73%) (27%)
pendeja, pendejo (Lit. pubic hair) (30%) (70%)
pequeno pito small dick (100%) (0%)
perra bitch (59%) (41%)
pija dick (79%) (21%)
pinche fucking (sp) (77%) (23%)
pinche pendejo fucking dickhead (67%) (33%)
pinche puta Fuckin whore (86%) (14%)
piruja whore,slut. (59%) (41%)
poronga dick (53%) (47%)
pupila prostitute (33%) (67%)
puta whore (79%) (21%)
quiete lo cico Shut the fuck up (30%) (70%)
ta mamo la panocha i suck your pussy (MEX) (75%) (25%)
te mamo el culo i suck your ass (MEX) (67%) (33%)
te mato I kill you (94%) (6%)
te odio i hate you (91%) (9%)
tetas tits (MEX) (74%) (26%)
tu madre your mom (92%) (8%)
va chingate! go fuck yourself! (75%) (25%)
vamos a em borrachar esta noche let's all get drunk tonight (82%) (18%)
verga dick (MEX) (76%) (24%)
verija pussy (mex) (36%) (64%)
vete para la verga fuck off (0%) (0%)
voy a matarte Im going to kill you (83%) (17%)
zopupla slut (57%) (43%)
zorra whore (67%) (33%)
¿Estás fumando la pasta base? Are you smoking crack