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Who the hell designed this toy? What freak designed this toy for children?
Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom
Kids can now "fly" a Nimbus 2000 broomstick just like the members of their favorite Quidditch team. A replica of the broom Harry uses in the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the Nimbus 2000 features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the **vibrating effects** and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on. Sounds can also be activated when the switch is set in standby mode.   
There's no wonder that Amazon.com lists the item as discontinued and out of stock. Check the product reviews. Even more hilarious and shocking were the reviews that Amazon.com took down but are archived here. Now you KNOW that just ain't right. 
. [This message was edited Tue Jan 21 19:42:59 PST 2003 by NuPwrSoul] "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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Ah, hell, let the kids have a little stimulation too!  | |
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Women are buying those things like hotcakes, And they say they are getting them for the "kids"  THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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So thats why all the mums rushed to the toy stores to get their kids the latest present.
I hope all the ladies out there cleaned the toy before giving it back to their young children. ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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From the archive of product reviews...
Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! ... My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one. ... When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy.  "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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AnotherLover2 said: Ah, hell, let the kids have a little stimulation too!
Play nice, and I'll buy you one for your birthday. -------
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theC said: Women are buying those things like hotcakes, And they say they are getting them for the "kids"
i'm sayin!!! first it wuz the muppet babies electric toothbrushes, and now this! | |
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Yeah , like all the reviews werent written by the same person...
Its obvious someone had a fun afternoon typing all that out. ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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Attitude said: Yeah , like all the reviews werent written by the same person...
Its obvious someone had a fun afternoon typing all that out. Somebody must have intended quite a bit of fun when designing it too.  "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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i particularly liked the person who said that her 17 year old daughter enjoyed it as well... i bet she did... :LOL:  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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NuPwrSoul said: Attitude said: Yeah , like all the reviews werent written by the same person...
Its obvious someone had a fun afternoon typing all that out. Somebody must have intended quite a bit of fun when designing it too. Some fucking paedo. Whoever he is, he'll be on the news next... ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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EllisDee said: i particularly liked the person who said that her 17 year old daughter enjoyed it as well... i bet she did... :LOL:
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This is phucked up!!! | |
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I might try to buy stock in that company. Valentines Day is coming up. THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: This is phucked up!!!
sure is | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: This is phucked up!!!
Your just jealous cuz noone bought you 1. ::::And..If you tolerate me, then your children will be next:::: | |
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Hmmm, does it come with or without nuts?  |
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moderatorJune7 said: Hmmm, does it come with or without nuts?
and do they vibrate? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: June7 said: Hmmm, does it come with or without nuts?
and do they vibrate? Hey hey go scratch yo nuts somewhere else!  "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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Oh my, better than sofa armrests eh?  | |
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girls LOVE it, and my mom wants to know whe she can get one!! bbbrrr ---------------------------------
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LaVisHh said:
Oh my, better than sofa armrests eh? Sofa armrests? Is that what you use when you want to play Quidditch? (Tha's what they're callin it these days apparently.) "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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How could a woman get pleasure from a toy, dont they know it's better with a man? | |
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NuPwrSoul said: Kids can now "fly" a Nimbus 2000 broomstick just like the members of their favorite Quidditch team. A replica of the broom Harry uses in the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the Nimbus 2000 features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the **vibrating effects** and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on. Sounds can also be activated when the switch is set in standby mode. I can just see the future pathologists specimens removed from peoples... . [This message was edited Tue Jan 21 22:40:05 PST 2003 by rdhull] "Climb in my fur." | |
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OH
MY GOD! That is brilliant!
Love those reviews! | |
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NuPwrSoul said: LaVisHh said:
Oh my, better than sofa armrests eh? Sofa armrests? Is that what you use when you want to play Quidditch? (Tha's what they're callin it these days apparently.) I ain't lyin!
Just ask a bunch of women what they remembered felt good as a little girl...lots of pussy rubbin against stuff(cuz it felt nice, apparently) went on before we knew what the hell we were doing.  | |
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:LOL: ROFL! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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