tinaz said:

you have no idea...

Fauxie said:

After all we've been through...

Fauxie said:

She fucked him up so bad his shirt changed!

baroque said:

1. Not without a king.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.
4. Remarkable.
5. Flying monkeys.
6. No.
7. No.

Mach said:

Aren't all parts sexual? Ok, I'm going to say hands. Mon has breathtaking hands, so smooth and golden.

That's tough. I'm thinking Laos, but that's too easily realistic for this kind of question. China and Tibet perhaps.... no, I think with a month free I'd take her on a driving holiday (with some parts on a canal boat) around France. Or maybe Japan. It's so difficult, Mach! Ok, France it is.

RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

I love GIMP 2.0 ...

RenHoek said:

I like your choice of face pic to use.

Fauxie said:

took me a while to find it too... damn search feature...

Fauxie said:

TheVoid said:

I love these comic strips!

1. My aunt will leave the house for a 1 hour shopping trip and not come back for about 8 hours. Do Thai women have a shopping problem?

2. Why do Thai women shop so much?

3. Mon brings you shoppping doesn't she?

4. Does Mon ever hit you when you go shopping?

5. Mon hits you, huh?

6. Why do Thai people bother with clocks? They never show up to anything on time.

1. My aunt will leave the house for a 1 hour shopping trip and not come back for about 8 hours. Do Thai women have a shopping problem? Mon does the same when going to the market to buy some bin bags and noodle soup. She'll get talking to someone and not come back until 2 hours later.

2. Why do Thai women shop so much? I'm sure it's all food-related. Everything here is.

3. Mon brings you shoppping doesn't she? We shop together, yes. I like it.

4. Does Mon ever hit you when you go shopping? Not more than 3 or 4 times.

5. Mon hits you, huh? What on earth did you see go down with a Thai couple?

6. Why do Thai people bother with clocks? They never show up to anything on time. Fool, have you seen Bangkok? Sometimes even when you try really hard to leave early you still end up late. Largely it's understood that lateness may be an issue, so everyone gives each other a pass on that. At least, this is how I would like it be. I'm just always late, even when I'm ready to go ahead of time. I'll find a way to be late somehow.

1. I'm not a crotch watcher but I think Thai men have small penises. Do you agree?


2. Is it normal to be this hot this early in the year?


3. Don't you miss the lush green countryside of your homeland?

4. What keeps you here?


5. Do you think the BTS is going to expand significantly enough to help? I think it's doing wonders for the sections of the downtown it connects already. Miraculous compared to what I witnessed in the 90s.


6. Have you eaten anything here that you would have 'never dared' try back home?


7. There's something a little bit gay about the flirtatious way straight men smile at me. Is it misinterpreted gesture from a westerner's rigid view of sexuality, or are Thai men really a little gay?

1. I'm not a crotch watcher but I think Thai men have small penises. Do you agree? Nothing has demonstrated that they don't, so I'm inclined to go with that assertion.


2. Is it normal to be this hot this early in the year? It's summer, fool! April will probably be very slightly hotter than this, but not much. It's rainy season, starting in May, you need to worry about. 90+% humidity in the mornings and 70+% in the evenings, and often only a couple of degrees milder than it is right now. It could rain on and off all the way from May to September or rainy season could be broken into distinct spells, but at some point there will be a period of just about the most unbearable weather imaginable.

3. Don't you miss the lush green countryside of your homeland? No, not really. I get my fill when I go over there.

4. What keeps you here? Food, wife, ability to better look after my Thai fam, lack of qualifications and education, weather, crippling laziness


5. Do you think the BTS is going to expand significantly enough to help? I think it's doing wonders for the sections of the downtown it connects already. Miraculous compared to what I witnessed in the 90s. If they complete what they have planned now it'd be excellent. I think in 20 years time people may wonder how on earth the city got by without it. If they finish stuff.


6. Have you eaten anything here that you would have 'never dared' try back home? No. If the same things were put in front of me back home I'd have eaten them there. How would the location make a difference?


7. There's something a little bit gay about the flirtatious way straight men smile at me. Is it misinterpreted gesture from a westerner's rigid view of sexuality, or are Thai men really a little gay? Maybe they're not straight men. I think straight Thai men can be quite effeminate in their ways at times, even if at other times the same men can be crude, brash and rude as hell. I don't know, really. I don't have that many male Thai friends, in truth, apart from your top half (since I understand you're all black from the waist down).

To give you a better idea of this city's ridiculous weather:

Cinnie said:

Thank you

HamsterHuey said:

Grey background

HamsterHuey said:

is that supposed to be a question?? Cuz if not... wrong thread...

This thread sucks?

Fauxie said:

Yeah, it was a 50/50 percent opportunity. Fuck it. I still do.

Nick, I love you.

Fauxie said:

Now it does.

HamsterHuey said:

And I love you too.

HamsterHuey said:

Definitely. Can it be saved?

Fauxie said:

Maybe.

What would you do if this was you? What would make you get into this state?

connorhawke said:

That would never happen, although my sister in law and her husband were over a couple of months ago and I actually fell asleep in a bathroom stall in a bar in Khao San Road when we went out with them. It would never normally happen but after tower upon tower of beer a girl in our group (who arrived after said towers) thought it would be a good idea to get buckets of Sang Som and Coke.

This night:

1. If I wore contacts to make my irises look bigger, would you like that?

2. What if I bleached my skin?

3. A Korean haircut?

4. Do you think you'd like me if I was freshy?

5. Describe your typical day from morning until night. Please leave toilet trips and things of that nature OUT of the story.

TheVoid said:

1. No.

2. No.

3. No.

4. ABSORUTEY!

5. You've left me with no scope whatsoever.

1. Do you like MJ? What do you think about fanatical MJ fans compared to fanatical Prince fans?

2. What do you think about diehard radiohead fans?

3. What do you think about diehard Mariah Carry fans?

4. What would say are the most apparent differences in general when you compare the 'typical' American to the 'typical' Brit?

5. Why do the Welsh and Scotts talk so much damned shit about the English? Lawd, you should hear the bar talk.


6. Why is English food so crappy?


7. Have you ever considered sleeping with a Thai man before you married?

8. How did you start smoking and why, you nasty bitch.

9. How do you think you and I would behave at a full scale invasion?