I know this is normally littlemissG's gig, but she's been laying low these days, so here goes:


1. I witness Thai women smacking their husbands in public alot. Is this normal?

2. Are Thai women generally violent?

3. Why are Thai women so violent?

4. Do you often think Mon would hit you?

5. Does Mon hit you?

6. Mon hits you, doesn't she?

7. I think Mon hits you.


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Fail.

1. I witness Thai women smacking their husbands in public alot. Is this normal? I don't think so.

2. Are Thai women generally violent? Ask Aksel.

3. Why are Thai women so violent? Ask Aksel.

4. Do you often think Mon would hit you? Every day.

5. Does Mon hit you? Every day.

6. Mon hits you, doesn't she? Every day.

7. I think Mon hits you. I fear for my safety.

Fauxie said:

by hit you mean "smacks dat azz!!" right??

I think this is funny as fuck!

And I do think Mon hits him

Think about it. How could she not?

Can we ask the other faux guy questions instead?

1.will i ever be prom queen?
2.do you like penguins or monkies?
3. do you like pad thai?
4.if you had a magic power what would it be?
5.flying monkeys or flying squids?
6.if i was made out of cake would you eat me?
7.is it true that crows speak to each other at night?

How did I get here? How do I word this? Where is my orange automobile?

JustErin said:

I'm not nearly as interesting.

FauxReal said:

But you're better looking and that's all that counts.

But what if he was richer and made you laugh more...then we'd pretty much be even.

FauxReal said:

And I was supposed to thank you for the compliment in that last reply. Thanks. I think you're better looking than Fauxie as well for what it's worth.

You're both bigger cunts than I am though.

I have some questions.

1. Why does Rod Stewart exist?
2. Which care bear are you?
3. Breasts or bum?
4. How do you stand the bloody heat there without going postal?
5. Would you ever insult the Thai King so you could be imprisoned and then become rich by selling the rights to your story?

connorhawke said:

1. Not sure but his hair is probably part of the eco-system, the circle of life, in some way. Of that I'm sure.

2. The one that eats the others when it gets hungry. What's that one called?

3. Pussy.

4. Have to keep a relaxed state of mind, if possible. Otherwise, I don't. I've murdered several times already out of being irritable, but not been caught as yet.

5. No. I'd never get round to finishing the book.

Fauxie said:

connorhawke said:

I just realised you said I'd be selling the rights to my story. That wouldn't require me to write a book. I'll have to think about that one some more.

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What exactly do you do down there to earn your keep, make scratch, earn dough??? That's the one thing I've ALWAYS wondered about the enviable Fauxie...

How accurate would you say this picture is?

RenHoek said:

Mainly sell silver, cheap fashion jewelry, occasionally gems and gold. Just wholesale to a small core of overseas customers we've known a while. We also have a share in Mon's brother's shoe shops, plus generally stay busy finding all kinds of metaphorical pies to put our fingers in where we see fit. Any opportune situation we find, like out of stock products in the UK still available in Thailand. We've a friend who can get beauty products cheaply here so we sometimes do some stuff with her selling that. There's always something to make a little extra pocket money, even money lending. I've no passion for any of it though and I'm doing it in my sleep. It's just what pays the bills and I've no desire to expand beyond what we're already comfortably and routinely able to do now with any of that, so we're looking to buy some small apartments, do them up, and let them out. Just waiting on the economy because the pound is weak as hell against the baht right now.

TheVoid said:

The look on Mon's face looks pretty familiar, I'll say that much. Not sure about the OTA ASS kaboom ka though.

What's the most ( non sexual ) attractive part of a woman's body ?

If you could take Mon on a months, out of country vacation ~ where would you take her ?

Fauxie said:

Tsssk.

Beotch.

TheVoid said:

Oh my gawd

Fauxie said:

That's frikkin' COOL man... lucky bastid!

connorhawke said:

RenHoek said:

Sounds very Godfatherish to me