Hey orgers... tune in tonight and watch Big Daddy Shaq take it to Mr. Yao Ming tonight. OKAY...!!!

Then tune in this spring to watch Ming in the play-offs and Shaq sitting at home wondering what they hell went wrong.

...and then, immediately after Lovemachine's hallucination, tune in to see him carted off by men in white coats!!!

Shaq watch Ming in the playoffs from home??? I know it's Friday, and the weekend is upon us, but try and hold off on the crack smoking until later, cool???

lovemachine said:

I don't see that happening. The Lakers on knocking on 8th place with more than half a season left to take a few more positions in May. I don't like Shaq, but I guarantee the Lakers make the playoffs AND make it farther than the Rockets, but we'll have to see.

As for tonight, Shaq gonna prove to the league who deserves to be starting in the all-star game.

looking toward it.A Cat like Yao IMHO would do wonders for the Kings&MAV's IMHO.SHAQ is gearing up&fired up.Lakers are rolling again&I still believe we can do it again.it's long overdue having a Big Man's Battle.

Should b classic!! Both guys feel they have something
to prove to the fans and each other.

I don't watch many NBA games, but i'll tune into this one.

I hope Mr. Ming EATS Shaq.

Shaq is a bitch.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

yeah whatever He Slammed Dunk all over your Tossed Ass Grizzles.you had too dig up a Coach too save your pathtic Ass Team.Yao is Baddd but SHAQ is a Monster&time too find out How He is gonna Roar.

XNY said:

Actually Shaq does not deserve to be the starting center in the allstar game. He missed the first 15 or 20 games because he didn't want to ruin his off season by having his operation early.

His play this year has been good, but no where near as good as it has been in the past. He is not nearly as explosive whether it's because of age or injury. With all the missed games and average play I would take Yao anyday as the starter.

His teammates have called him out on the surgery issue and he called them out for bad play. The chemistry is as bad as it has ever been in LA and this year it will cost them.

But you know what; Shaq will probably have a huge game tonight, but that just tells me that he doesn't really care anymore. He can play good when everyone's watching but he can't get fired up to play Toronto. Very sad.

As far as the play-offs, yeah, the Lakers will probably make them, but to be honest I think the Rockets have a better team then the Lakers. I would rather have Francis, Ming, and Mobley then Shaq and Kobe and nobody else. It doesn't matter because the Kings and Mavericks are clearly the best two teams.

ThirdStrike said:

This was very funny, but Shaq hasn't been Shaq this year and the Lakers don't stand a chance of repeating. You heard it here first.

One more thing; the main event tonigth is the 76ers versus the Bucks before the Lakers game. We're finally starting to play better now that we got Toni back and Ray is getting healthy. In a week Eastern conference watch out for them Bucks.

lovemachine said:

please Refrain from talking about the Lakers:Bucks are a Bad Soap Opera Joke.trying too blame Big Dogg for Your SHortcomings??Toni is your Hero now?? George Karl gave that twisted Interview&lost His Team.they quit on Him Last year&still are.The Bucks before the Interview were seen as a Potential Finals Representive now they are in the Lottery Finals.

all the Laker Haters do all that talking now while we collect Rings&Trophys.Shaq has proving Himself&your Sorry Teams wish you had a One Dominant force.Shaq don't care about the Season because He knows what He can do.Dude Shut Mouths up last year at only 70-75% on One DAMN Foot??and Still racked up Numbers&the GOLD BALL.

mistermaxxx said:

That is all true and it is sad that Toni is our hero, but take a look at our record this season when Toni plays and when he doesn't play. The Bucks just need another scorer and when he was hurt it was almost as if they had traded Robinson for nobody. I like Glen Robinson a lot, but from what I hear he has already wore out his welcome in Atlanta.

As far as last year is concerned. I was super disappointed, but I blame a lot of their fall on injuries. It was almost as insane as Toronto's injury situation this season.

lovemachine said:

the Raptors are in a Funk.Wrong Coach&too many Guards&folks stopped palying for Lenny Wilkens IMHO.as a matter of fact trade Karl for Wilkens&both teams would be better IMHO.Bucks are missing off the Bench.truth be told trading away&I Can't stand Him either but He fit the Bucks&was the X-Factor was Scott WIlliams.when you got rid of Him for Mason you lost that edge.I know Mason is tough but that only counts in the Playoffs&Mason isn't Mason of say 5 years back&that lose of Williams because Him&Karl didn't get along cost the Bucks in the Chemsitry department IMHO.Glen RObinson is a Me,Me type of Cat that is too blind too see that getting traded too Atlanta isn't a Great thing.there are certain teams in the NBA that FOreign COuntrys within&Robinson is too blind too see He got traded into a whole different Land&nobody Stateside meaning elite Team wants His Overblown Ass.

all this macho sports guy-talk is making me horny

Let's wait til after the game for bragging rights.

My promlem with Shaq is he talks too much.

Now it is time to shut up and take it in.

This is going to be a good game.

jseven said:

3 Straight Rings Give Him plenty too talk about IMHO.now your Team is who again???

I'm going with the LAKERS.

mistermaxxx said:

I agree with you except for the Bucks bench. With Toni and Redd they have two very good players. I think the biggest problem is that Tim Thomas isn't playing very well. But hey we beat the Sixers tonight and have now won 5 in a row. Things are looking up.

mistermaxxx said:

The Lakers man. NO MATTER WHAT!

I just want Shaq to shut up and play. Does not change who my team is. =-)

jseven said:

the defense didn't stop Francis&Yao Held His own tonight IMHO.if the Rockets had there Team built around Yao things would be different for them IMHO.

lovemachine said:

Tim THomas hasn't lived up too the Pay Raise IMHO.the Bucks could still finish in the top 5 if they stay healthy??

God it was beautiful when Shaq had his first 3 shots blocked. The Lakers in a game that they have wanted to win more then any other game this year besides perhaps Christmas could not pull it off. It won't be there for them come play-off time either.

lovemachine said:

don't cut the Lakers out too soon.we still are very much alive.bad Call on Shaq IMHO in overtime.but Lakers still should have won the game but there is still plenty of season.kareem Rush watch out.

Laker losses make me rejoice!

Moonbeam said:

I agree. Those fucks don't deserve to ever win another game.

Sorry, C and Supernova. But they suck!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Someone who rivals my hatred for the Lakers?

Moonbeam said:

Of course. I hate them. A great deal. I hate everyone on the team. Not a one of them deserve any respect.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Now you're speaking my language.