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Parenting According to The Real Housewives of Orange County Granted, ALL incarnations of this show are truly stupid. BUT one thing I can say, is that when it comes to parenting, these OC bitches all got issues (altho Vicki's got the most sense her son is ALWAYS clowning her).
Say what you will, but I can't see ANY of the kids from Atlanta, NJ, OR New York doing the complete fool like these ungrateful, shameful fuckas. 
'The Real Housewives of Orange County': This Year's Most Memorable Moments "The Real Housewives of Orange County" was the first of the "Real Housewives" franchises, and as such, it holds a special place in the hearts and minds of us voyeurs of the nouveau riche lifestyle. In anticipation of the end of Season 5, we look back at the zany travails of Southern Cali's most lovably vapid social climbers this year. It's Gang Up on Vicki Day Ahh, the world of the "Housewives," wherein "You don't know me!" is still a defense for every offensive act one commits. When Alexis confronted Vicki at a luncheon with the girls over that whole snoring-at-her-gross-story thing, Vicki defensively yelled back that Alexis doesn't have the right to judge anything she says or does because she just met her. Then, Vicki stormed out of the restaurant, leaving the only mature one at the table, her twentysomething daughter Briana, to calm everyone down. Vicki Snores in Alexis' General Direction Is snoring in the middle of someone's how-I-met-my-soulmate story rude? Absolutely. Even if said story is seemingly endless? One should still be polite at a dinner party and refrain from loudly pointing it out. Even if the story's disgusting, and about Alexis and Jim's marriage, and involves the pick-up line, "You're either hot or thirsty, so which one is it?" as well as the mental image of Jim shirtless with a bucket of beer? We still wouldn't, but that's why Vicki is amazing. She snores at what we'd all like to snore at. Alexis Isn't Insecure About Her Marriage At All It's common knowledge that every woman in this world wants to steal Alexis' husband Jim. He's sweaty, controlling, and gives great advice so you don't have to think anymore. It would be like being enslaved by your very own televangelist. Which is why when Alexis saw a woman in the vicinity of her beloved at Gretchen's Tupperware party, she promptly started screaming at the potential homewrecker. Then she started brazenly asking her if she wanted to step outside, and called her all manner of tramp and hussy while Jim smirked idly by, loving it. Simon as Body Art You know how people always say that if you get someone's name tattooed on yourself that you'll surely break up? It's still true. "It Doesn't Give You the God Right to Parent!" What makes this "Housewives" brawl special isn't just the fact that Lynne is, of course, a terrible parent. Nor is it the fact that despite that, Gretchen has no right to tell her so. And it's not even the fact that everyone at the table is so drunk they can't properly speak. No, what makes this fight so extraordinary is Lynne's frozen face trying to cry. Never before has there been a "Housewives" war so epic as that of Lynne's face's battle with itself. It's paralyzed! It's scrunched! It's paralyzed! It's scrunched! Eviction! What's the one thing more embarrassing than being so submissively in the dark about your finances that your husband is able to spend you out of house and home despite your lucrative cuff business? A camera crew being there to film it all. "You're Such a B---h!" Lynne's lack of parenting ability has been one of the biggest topics on the show this season, and the scene at the mall encapsulated why. While Lynne's daughter Alexa hauled off on her in public, calling her a selfish b---h and throwing Lynne's dearly loved cuff at her, just dying for attention, all Lynne could do is sit like a deer in headlights, stroking the abused cuff and scolding her daughter for treating the cuff that way. | |
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This eviction was too funny 
Miss "It doesn't matter how much money you have but how good you look spending it!" 
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Simon is CRAZY (altho I agree about Ryan)! And Alexis and Jim have the weirdest relationship and she looks older than 32. She says her hubby has never changed a diaper of any of their 3 kids with pride. "He's my king so whatever." Him: Did you work out today??? (Fucka, you the one wit the gut!) And that necklace was soooo fucking ugly and her reaction was faker than a $2 bill. Him: 7 carats. 
Yeah, this marriage is gonna last.
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SCNDLS said: Simon is CRAZY (altho I agree about Ryan)! And Alexis and Jim have the weirdest relationship and she looks older than 32. She says her hubby has never changed a diaper of any of their 3 kids with pride. "He's my king so whatever." Him: Did you work out today??? (Fucka, you the one wit the gut!) And that necklace was soooo fucking ugly and her reaction was faker than a $2 bill. Him: 7 carats.
Yeah, this marriage is gonna last.
[Edited 2/28/10 9:56am] Aside from him controlling the money and having all the cars in his name. Simon is pretty alright dude. Wonder how that tequila biz is working out?  | |
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SCNDLS said: Simon is CRAZY (altho I agree about Ryan)! And Alexis and Jim have the weirdest relationship and she looks older than 32. She says her hubby has never changed a diaper of any of their 3 kids with pride. "He's my king so whatever." Him: Did you work out today??? (Fucka, you the one wit the gut!) And that necklace was soooo fucking ugly and her reaction was faker than a $2 bill. Him: 7 carats.
Yeah, this marriage is gonna last.
[Edited 2/28/10 9:56am] that trick aint goin' nowhere cuz Jim has cash to spare and throw in the air. He keeps her living large. Wait.... they had to get rid of a nanny so um....maybe she got eyes in the back of her head for the next rich dude that comes along. did you see her hot mess ass try and talk shit at gretchesn' tupperware party? she actually thought some woman was tryna push up on her 47 year old :granpa: / husband. | |
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I feel sorry for Lynn's husband. He has a houseful of spoiled unappreciative females. they are going to send him to an early grave.  | |
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Well somehow, I don't know how I got hooked into watching this hot mess of a show. Guess I wanted to watch a season that wasn't The Real Housewives of Atlanta, though I really want to see the Real Housewives of New Jersey when they come back on, so this was the closest thing I had to go on.
Tamra and Simon's marriage was always doomed. She stayed for the money and he's a controlling assh**le. I think he was stepping out on her anyway because anytime a man all of a sudden keeps saying "you've changed from two years ago. I don't like the person you are now. You don't do nothing for me", and yet she's with the kids most of the time, then most likely he's comparing him to his jump off who's waiting in the wings for him to marry her next. And yeah she was dumb to think that tattooing his name on her ring finger would fix her marrage.  Did you hear what he said to her in the last episode of the season? "Where's your ring?" She says, "I didn't wear it, I wanted to show off my tattoo". He says, "You should've worn your ring". What does that tell you? Divorce court here we come! 
Sure Vicki is bossy, and acts immature most of the time as if the world is suppose to revolve around her, but SHE DOES make her own money, she doesn't have a husband who tells her what to do, her kids respect her (for the most part anyway), and she's nowhere near bankruptcy. Sounds like she's living the great life in my eyes. Alexis wasn't annoying to me, I just think that she's a bit naive at times though. And yeah, she's in that marriage for the money too. I think she got a little too hype over the whole "Vicki snored during my story telling" thing. And yeah Vicki was rude, but I just thought the whole situation was minor. Gretchen reminds me of a dumb blond. It was funny how they labeled her boyfriend the "serial housewife eater"
Lynn is not only an awful parent, but she's clueless and doesn't listen. I can't count on two hands how many times she should have slapped the taste out of her daughter's mouth. Those girls she got are just bratty and scandalous!!! First of all, how you going to bring your kids, who are under drinking age, to a party where there's free alcohol floating around? Then not notice when they come in drunk??!!!! I mean are Lynn and Frank stupid or stupid? It took somebody else to tell Frank "hey your girls are drunk". Then he goes off looking for them. I mean too late now. Lynn just cares about "status" no matter if they are broke or not. It's a wonder why her kids disrespect her so much....and she just sits there and takes it. And that's my synopsis. [Edited 3/5/10 5:02am] [Edited 3/5/10 5:03am] I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: I feel sorry for Lynn's husband. He has a houseful of spoiled unappreciative females. they are going to send him to an early grave.
I'm glad you do because I don't. He lives in a fantasy world just like Lynn does. They deserve each other. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Simon is CRAZY (altho I agree about Ryan)! And Alexis and Jim have the weirdest relationship and she looks older than 32. She says her hubby has never changed a diaper of any of their 3 kids with pride. "He's my king so whatever." Him: Did you work out today??? (Fucka, you the one wit the gut!) And that necklace was soooo fucking ugly and her reaction was faker than a $2 bill. Him: 7 carats.
Yeah, this marriage is gonna last.
[Edited 2/28/10 9:56am] Aside from him controlling the money and having all the cars in his name. Simon is pretty alright dude. Wonder how that tequila biz is working out? Awwww, hell naw Simon is a controlling, self righteous prick. He's like a housewife. He soooo wants to be in the limelight and can't wait to talk about Vicki. When he got his own blog on Bravo I was like WTF???  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Simon is CRAZY (altho I agree about Ryan)! And Alexis and Jim have the weirdest relationship and she looks older than 32. She says her hubby has never changed a diaper of any of their 3 kids with pride. "He's my king so whatever." Him: Did you work out today??? (Fucka, you the one wit the gut!) And that necklace was soooo fucking ugly and her reaction was faker than a $2 bill. Him: 7 carats.
Yeah, this marriage is gonna last.
[Edited 2/28/10 9:56am] that trick aint goin' nowhere cuz Jim has cash to spare and throw in the air. He keeps her living large. Wait.... they had to get rid of a nanny so um....maybe she got eyes in the back of her head for the next rich dude that comes along. did you see her hot mess ass try and talk shit at gretchesn' tupperware party? she actually thought some woman was tryna push up on her 47 year old :granpa: / husband. Who the hell want Jim "I ain't neva changed a poopie diaper for my 3 kids but my belly bigger than a bitch" ass???
The ep when she was talking her mom into all that plastic surgery and she called her "plain" I wanted to kick her ass. And in what parallel universe is this heffa 32??? Her and Kim musta been hatched from the same pod.   | |
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DesireeNevermind said: I feel sorry for Lynn's husband. He has a houseful of spoiled unappreciative females. they are going to send him to an early grave.
Shit fuck his silly ass too. He drove Lynn and their spoiled ass daughter to the plastic surgeon for procedures HE knew damn well they couldn't afford. So, he need to be parlayed under the bridge in a cardboard box right next to Lynn. | |
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missfee said: Well somehow, I don't know how I got hooked into watching this hot mess of a show. Guess I wanted to watch a season that wasn't The Real Housewives of Atlanta, though I really want to see the Real Housewives of New Jersey when they come back on, so this was the closest thing I had to go on.
Tamra and Simon's marriage was always doomed. She stayed for the money and he's a controlling assh**le. I think he was stepping out on her anyway because anytime a man all of a sudden keeps saying "you've changed from two years ago. I don't like the person you are now. You don't do nothing for me", and yet she's with the kids most of the time, then most likely he's comparing him to his jump off who's waiting in the wings for him to marry her next. And yeah she was dumb to think that tattooing his name on her ring finger would fix her marrage. Did you hear what he said to her in the last episode of the season? "Where's your ring?" She says, "I didn't wear it, I wanted to show off my tattoo". He says, "You should've worn your ring". What does that tell you? Divorce court here we come!
Sure Vicki is bossy, and acts immature most of the time as if the world is suppose to revolve around her, but SHE DOES make her own money, she doesn't have a husband who tells her what to do, her kids respect her (for the most part anyway), and she's nowhere near bankruptcy. Sounds like she's living the great life in my eyes. Alexis wasn't annoying to me, I just think that she's a bit naive at times though. And yeah, she's in that marriage for the money too. I think she got a little too hype over the whole "Vicki snored during my story telling" thing. And yeah Vicki was rude, but I just thought the whole situation was minor. Gretchen reminds me of a dumb blond. It was funny how they labeled her boyfriend the "serial housewife eater"
Lynn is not only an awful parent, but she's clueless and doesn't listen. I can't count on two hands how many times she should have slapped the taste out of her daughter's mouth. Those girls she got are just bratty and scandalous!!! First of all, how you going to bring your kids, who are under drinking age, to a party where there's free alcohol floating around? Then not notice when they come in drunk??!!!! I mean are Lynn and Frank stupid or stupid? It took somebody else to tell Frank "hey your girls are drunk". Then he goes off looking for them. I mean too late now. Lynn just cares about "status" no matter if they are broke or not. It's a wonder why her kids disrespect her so much....and she just sits there and takes it. And that's my synopsis. [Edited 3/5/10 5:02am] [Edited 3/5/10 5:03am] 
I had never watched a whole season of these bitches but I did this time and it wasn't so much entertaining as eyeopening as to the lengths broke muhhfuckas will go to pose and posture that they ain't broke. The killing part is these dumb bunnies are on national tv puttin' they bidness on front street BUT still posing like folks don't know the truth. | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: that trick aint goin' nowhere cuz Jim has cash to spare and throw in the air. He keeps her living large. Wait.... they had to get rid of a nanny so um....maybe she got eyes in the back of her head for the next rich dude that comes along. did you see her hot mess ass try and talk shit at gretchesn' tupperware party? she actually thought some woman was tryna push up on her 47 year old :granpa: / husband. Who the hell want Jim "I ain't neva changed a poopie diaper for my 3 kids but my belly bigger than a bitch" ass???
The ep when she was talking her mom into all that plastic surgery and she called her "plain" I wanted to kick her ass. And in what parallel universe is this heffa 32??? Her and Kim musta been hatched from the same pod. I honestly think getting botox at an early age makes you look older. Smoother....but older nonetheless. @ belly bigger than a bitch's ass.
He is so unattractive to me. He must have flashed some cash before Alexis even said hello. | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: I feel sorry for Lynn's husband. He has a houseful of spoiled unappreciative females. they are going to send him to an early grave.
Shit fuck his silly ass too. He drove Lynn and their spoiled ass daughter to the plastic surgeon for procedures HE knew damn well they couldn't afford. So, he need to be parlayed under the bridge in a cardboard box right next to Lynn. Awww but you gotta feel sorry for the dude. He's probably one of those men that will do anything for his woman even if it's not the right thing. He a puppy instead of a guard dog. He probably got caught up in that OC/Newport Beach lifestyle and wanted to be the BIG man who could give his girls everything and it backfired. Lynn is ditzy as all hell but she strikes me as manipulative also. Did you see that ep where they were in SF and just after she got done boo hooing about being in da po house....she goes shopping with those bitches and has the audacity to ask Tamara if she would pay for her leather jacket. Then she jokes "ha ha I've got money, I got paid today" or some shit. I'm like "bitch you just got evicted and you paying over a grand for a leather jacket?"
How on earth does a man deal with a chick like that if he happens to love that chick? | |
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Oh but hell....the tantalizing part for me is poor Gretchen not being able to pull that wool off her eyes with regard to Slade.
let's look at the hot mess that his Slade Smiley: That fool got two kids by two baby mommas - didn't marry either of them He is unemployed unless you call working for Gretchen a job His ass was always broke (he had 2 mortgages on that dump of a house with no pool that he ultimately lost to foreclosure) He owes back child support in the neighborhood of 80 grand for his youngest kid and got arrested for non payment of child support His kid had a brain tumor and he didn't even go to visit him in over a year He only hooked up with Gretchen cuz she got money from her now deceased benefactor His house got foreclosed on so he moved in with Gretchen He had a vasectomy after Jo left him (they were on again off again) He has no plans to reverse his vasectomy even though Gretchen wants babies | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Shit fuck his silly ass too. He drove Lynn and their spoiled ass daughter to the plastic surgeon for procedures HE knew damn well they couldn't afford. So, he need to be parlayed under the bridge in a cardboard box right next to Lynn. Awww but you gotta feel sorry for the dude. He's probably one of those men that will do anything for his woman even if it's not the right thing. He a puppy instead of a guard dog. He probably got caught up in that OC/Newport Beach lifestyle and wanted to be the BIG man who could give his girls everything and it backfired. Lynn is ditzy as all hell but she strikes me as manipulative also. Did you see that ep where they were in SF and just after she got done boo hooing about being in da po house....she goes shopping with those bitches and has the audacity to ask Tamara if she would pay for her leather jacket. Then she jokes "ha ha I've got money, I got paid today" or some shit. I'm like "bitch you just got evicted and you paying over a grand for a leather jacket?"
How on earth does a man deal with a chick like that if he happens to love that chick? Divorces her triflin' ass
Even Gretchen was like, "That bitch crazy" I just can't believe these foools are so blatantly irresponsible, on tv no less, and dont give a fuck. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Oh but hell....the tantalizing part for me is poor Gretchen not being able to pull that wool off her eyes with regard to Slade.
let's look at the hot mess that his Slade Smiley: That fool got two kids by two baby mommas - didn't marry either of them He is unemployed unless you call working for Gretchen a job His ass was always broke (he had 2 mortgages on that dump of a house with no pool that he ultimately lost to foreclosure) He owes back child support in the neighborhood of 80 grand for his youngest kid and got arrested for non payment of child support His kid had a brain tumor and he didn't even go to visit him in over a year He only hooked up with Gretchen cuz she got money from her now deceased benefactor His house got foreclosed on so he moved in with Gretchen He had a vasectomy after Jo left him (they were on again off again) He has no plans to reverse his vasectomy even though Gretchen wants babies Not to mention her mama basically told her he ain't shit. My fave moment all season was when Gretchen went to Vicki for business advice and ended up getting the 3rd degree. Vicki: So, Slade works???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . . 
Vicki: He brings in a check regularly???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . . 
Me:
She had the nerve to be mad at Vicki instead of dealing with reality that he ain't got no job other than moochin' off her. Then when Vicki tried to tell her this ain't a good time to start a makeup line she got all pissy. I'm so tired of every 15 minute fame whore thinking they've got the credibility/skill to design clothes or sell some shit to the public. | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: Oh but hell....the tantalizing part for me is poor Gretchen not being able to pull that wool off her eyes with regard to Slade.
let's look at the hot mess that his Slade Smiley: That fool got two kids by two baby mommas - didn't marry either of them He is unemployed unless you call working for Gretchen a job His ass was always broke (he had 2 mortgages on that dump of a house with no pool that he ultimately lost to foreclosure) He owes back child support in the neighborhood of 80 grand for his youngest kid and got arrested for non payment of child support His kid had a brain tumor and he didn't even go to visit him in over a year He only hooked up with Gretchen cuz she got money from her now deceased benefactor His house got foreclosed on so he moved in with Gretchen He had a vasectomy after Jo left him (they were on again off again) He has no plans to reverse his vasectomy even though Gretchen wants babies Not to mention her mama basically told her he ain't shit. My fave moment all season was when Gretchen went to Vicki for business advice and ended up getting the 3rd degree. Vicki: So, Slade works???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . .
Vicki: He brings in a check regularly???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . .
Me:
She had the nerve to be mad at Vicki instead of dealing with reality that he ain't got no job other than moochin' off her. Then when Vicki tried to tell her this ain't a good time to start a makeup line she got all pissy. I'm so tired of every 15 minute fame whore thinking they've got the credibility/skill to design clothes or sell some shit to the public. or think they're a recording artist.
hot mess tabulating time: Kim tryna sang - Atlanta 1 pt Luann tryna sang - New York 1 pt Sheree tryna have a fashion line - Atlanta 1 pt Gretchen tryna have a cosmetic line - OC 1 pt Kim tryna have a wig line - Atlanta 1 pt Lynn tryna have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Lauri tried to have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Ramona tryna have a jewelry and cosmetic line - New York 2 pts Orange County = 3 pts New York = 3 pts Atlanta = 3 pts Wouldn't you know these heffas would tie! | |
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I am so out of the loop! I have never watched the OC housewives beyond the first season  !
I said I was going to check 'em out this weekend, but I got hooked watching the premiere of Real Housewives of New York  | |
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Ottensen said: I am so out of the loop! I have never watched the OC housewives beyond the first season
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I said I was going to check 'em out this weekend, but I got hooked watching the premiere of Real Housewives of New York I'm happy for Bethany that she's preggos and has that fine ass man. I remember the first season I think it was where she was dating this bald skinny guy who didn't want kids, didn't want to get married and apparently didn't want to live with her. Even her so called friend told her she was too old to have babies cuz her eggs were crusted or some shit. Bethanny had some kooks in her life but now she seems very settled and successful. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Not to mention her mama basically told her he ain't shit. My fave moment all season was when Gretchen went to Vicki for business advice and ended up getting the 3rd degree. Vicki: So, Slade works???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . .
Vicki: He brings in a check regularly???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . .
Me:
She had the nerve to be mad at Vicki instead of dealing with reality that he ain't got no job other than moochin' off her. Then when Vicki tried to tell her this ain't a good time to start a makeup line she got all pissy. I'm so tired of every 15 minute fame whore thinking they've got the credibility/skill to design clothes or sell some shit to the public. or think they're a recording artist.
hot mess tabulating time: Kim tryna sang - Atlanta 1 pt Luann tryna sang - New York 1 pt Sheree tryna have a fashion line - Atlanta 1 pt Gretchen tryna have a cosmetic line - OC 1 pt Kim tryna have a wig line - Atlanta 1 pt Lynn tryna have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Lauri tried to have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Ramona tryna have a jewelry and cosmetic line - New York 2 pts Orange County = 3 pts New York = 3 pts Atlanta = 3 pts Wouldn't you know these heffas would tie!  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Ottensen said: I am so out of the loop! I have never watched the OC housewives beyond the first season
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I said I was going to check 'em out this weekend, but I got hooked watching the premiere of Real Housewives of New York I'm happy for Bethany that she's preggos and has that fine ass man. I remember the first season I think it was where she was dating this bald skinny guy who didn't want kids, didn't want to get married and apparently didn't want to live with her. Even her so called friend told her she was too old to have babies cuz her eggs were crusted or some shit. Bethanny had some kooks in her life but now she seems very settled and successful. Ain't she only known that dude for six months??? Bethenny always struck me as needy in the man department and this meeting, getting preggo, and married in less than 12 months all while doing TWO reality tv shows is not exactly a recipe for a succesful marriage. I give it 15.7 months.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Not to mention her mama basically told her he ain't shit. My fave moment all season was when Gretchen went to Vicki for business advice and ended up getting the 3rd degree. Vicki: So, Slade works???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . .
Vicki: He brings in a check regularly???
Gretchen: Ummm, yeah . . .
Me:
She had the nerve to be mad at Vicki instead of dealing with reality that he ain't got no job other than moochin' off her. Then when Vicki tried to tell her this ain't a good time to start a makeup line she got all pissy. I'm so tired of every 15 minute fame whore thinking they've got the credibility/skill to design clothes or sell some shit to the public. or think they're a recording artist.
hot mess tabulating time: Kim tryna sang - Atlanta 1 pt Luann tryna sang - New York 1 pt Sheree tryna have a fashion line - Atlanta 1 pt Gretchen tryna have a cosmetic line - OC 1 pt Kim tryna have a wig line - Atlanta 1 pt Lynn tryna have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Lauri tried to have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Ramona tryna have a jewelry and cosmetic line - New York 2 pts Orange County = 3 pts New York = 3 pts Atlanta = 3 pts Wouldn't you know these heffas would tie!  Hey you forgot some points to add:
Lisa tryin' to have a clothing line - Atlanta 1 pt Lisa tryin' to have a jewelry line - Atlanta 1 pt I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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missfee said: DesireeNevermind said: or think they're a recording artist.
hot mess tabulating time: Kim tryna sang - Atlanta 1 pt Luann tryna sang - New York 1 pt Sheree tryna have a fashion line - Atlanta 1 pt Gretchen tryna have a cosmetic line - OC 1 pt Kim tryna have a wig line - Atlanta 1 pt Lynn tryna have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Lauri tried to have a jewelry line - OC 1 pt Ramona tryna have a jewelry and cosmetic line - New York 2 pts Orange County = 3 pts New York = 3 pts Atlanta = 3 pts Wouldn't you know these heffas would tie! Hey you forgot some points to add:
Lisa tryin' to have a clothing line - Atlanta 1 pt Lisa tryin' to have a jewelry line - Atlanta 1 pt 
Well, damn, these calculations ain't complete without the pseudo-book deals: Nene writing a book despite not being able to speak proper English - Atlanta 1 pt Luann writing a book about manners despite not being a countess anymore - NYC 1 pt Betheny writing a book (I'll let her make it cuz she was a chef before the show) - NYC 1 pt Jill Zarin writing a book on parenting despite encouraging her daughter to undergo weeks at a "cleansing" fat camp - NYC 1 pt What exactly about being on a reality show gives any of these heffas the credibility to write a damn book??? | |
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SCNDLS said: "You're Such a B---h!" Lynne's lack of parenting ability has been one of the biggest topics on the show this season, and the scene at the mall encapsulated why. While Lynne's daughter Alexa hauled off on her in public, calling her a selfish b---h and throwing Lynne's dearly loved cuff at her, just dying for attention, all Lynne could do is sit like a deer in headlights, stroking the abused cuff and scolding her daughter for treating the cuff that way. i LOVE how she gets called a bitch by her daughter(whom is the most annoying one of the kids on the show)and she all "omg how rude" but the second her daughter touches her ugly ass bracelet she all *YOU LITTLE HEFFA! :OOO* on her | |
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and i <3 gretchen.tamera is just hatin cuz shes cant do it like her. | |
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Christopher said: SCNDLS said: "You're Such a B---h!" Lynne's lack of parenting ability has been one of the biggest topics on the show this season, and the scene at the mall encapsulated why. While Lynne's daughter Alexa hauled off on her in public, calling her a selfish b---h and throwing Lynne's dearly loved cuff at her, just dying for attention, all Lynne could do is sit like a deer in headlights, stroking the abused cuff and scolding her daughter for treating the cuff that way. i LOVE how she gets called a bitch by her daughter(whom is the most annoying one of the kids on the show)and she all "omg how rude" but the second her daughter touches her ugly ass bracelet she all *YOU LITTLE HEFFA! :OOO* on her"stroking the abused cuff and scolding her daughter for treating the cuff that way" That bitch is crazy. The only one abused that day woulda been that lil heffa  | |
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| OMG I am loving this thread!!!
Aint Nene spose to be on Andy's show this week after the reunion special? I shudder to think what nonsensical bullshit will spew forth from her over glossed lips. And um....dayum if Laurie from OC aint the luckiest bitch! Married that multi-millionaire who is not half bad looking and she looking all supermodel her damn self. Ima have to hate on her just a lil bit. Those are the rules. And her daughter is go jus!!! [Edited 3/8/10 9:46am] | |
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DesireeNevermind said: OMG I am loving this thread!!!
Aint Nene spose to be on Andy's show this week after the reunion special? I shudder to think what nonsensical bullshit will spew forth from her over glossed lips. And um....dayum if Laurie from OC aint the luckiest bitch! Married that multi-millionaire who is not half bad looking and she looking all supermodel her damn self. Ima have to hate on her just a lil bit. Those are the rules. And her daughter is go jus!!! [Edited 3/8/10 9:46am] I'm SOOOO glad you mentioned Laurie, I really liked her and George a lot, but that daughter of hers is crazy jealous of her own mother. Their wedding was off da charts tho. I coulda swore I heard that her drug addict son was going to jail and that George lost his money or something.
I missed them NYC hussies but Wendy keeps talking about how good the premiere was so I'm recording it tonite.  | |
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