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SERIOUSLY: Ladies if you found out that your man was working with NO TONGUE would you end the relationship? Would you date someone that had no tongue? 
(not has a tongue, but doesn't use it, but no appendage) Yes this can segue into.....would you date someone with no tongue, no hands, and a 2 in erect pecker? [Edited 2/26/10 10:01am] | |
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 "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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A woman with no tongue  | |
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Depends. Does he have a huge schlong or is he workin' with a wee one? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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lmfao Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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wouldn't he be drooling on himself and talking funny? 
I will pass. Unless he has money and a big dick. | |
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Absolutely NO.....what the hell....
 why would anyone even ask this...?????
I ain't doin' all the work by myself.... pardon...it's frday nite and .....I tend to say what is on my mind..  | |
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Are there tounge transplants? Then maybe... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Here are the body parts I would be prepared to go without.
Feet (both) Leg (one only) Knee (see above) Fingers (max 7 missing) Arm (one only) Hand (see above) Hair (depending on head shape) Ears (they never listen anyway...) Eye (max one missing) Tongue (see Pandurito's post) Appendix (what's that for anyway? )
Although I am open to negotiation.  | |
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mcmeekle said: Here are the body parts I would be prepared to go without.
Feet (both) Leg (one only) Knee (see above) Fingers (max 7 missing) Arm (one only) Hand (see above) Hair (depending on head shape) Ears (they never listen anyway...) Eye (max one missing) Tongue (see Pandurito's post) Appendix (what's that for anyway? )
Although I am open to negotiation.  x 100,000
do you really need all those teeth though? | |
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Sure wouldn't. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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Someone, I can't remember who, was saying the other day she was dating this really cute guy for a long time. Then when they finally got ready to do it, this fucka came to bed and took of his damn prosthetic leg. Then hopped right on in. He had never said in advance he was missing a leg.  | |
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SCNDLS said:
Someone, I can't remember who, was saying the other day she was dating this really cute guy for a long time. Then when they finally got ready to do it, this fucka came to bed and took of his damn prosthetic leg. Then hopped right on in. He had never said in advance he was missing a leg.     | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said:
Someone, I can't remember who, was saying the other day she was dating this really cute guy for a long time. Then when they finally got ready to do it, this fucka came to bed and took of his damn prosthetic leg. Then hopped right on in. He had never said in advance he was missing a leg. Sorry, but a fight may ensue and I may have to trip his ass on GP for that shit.  | |
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SCNDLS said:
Someone, I can't remember who, was saying the other day she was dating this really cute guy for a long time. Then when they finally got ready to do it, this fucka came to bed and took of his damn prosthetic leg. Then hopped right on in. He had never said in advance he was missing a leg. that is so "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka" moment right there..... | |
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BklynBabe said: SCNDLS said:
Someone, I can't remember who, was saying the other day she was dating this really cute guy for a long time. Then when they finally got ready to do it, this fucka came to bed and took of his damn prosthetic leg. Then hopped right on in. He had never said in advance he was missing a leg. that is so "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka" moment right there..... that's exactly what i was thinking. the chick with the fake leg, fake ass, fake tits, and the little strand of hair with a bow on it. | |
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BklynBabe said: SCNDLS said:
Someone, I can't remember who, was saying the other day she was dating this really cute guy for a long time. Then when they finally got ready to do it, this fucka came to bed and took of his damn prosthetic leg. Then hopped right on in. He had never said in advance he was missing a leg. that is so "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka" moment right there..... I remember now, it was a friendgirl from NYC who told me that story 2 weeks ago. I swear, me and my friends are a wholly, unadulterated mess with our encounters/experiences. | |
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mcmeekle said: Here are the body parts I would be prepared to go without.
Feet (both) Leg (one only) Knee (see above) Fingers (max 7 missing) Arm (one only) Hand (see above) Hair (depending on head shape) Ears (they never listen anyway...) Eye (max one missing) Tongue (see Pandurito's post) Appendix (what's that for anyway? )
Although I am open to negotiation. ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
(I esp. like the max. requirements! )"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: mcmeekle said: Here are the body parts I would be prepared to go without.
Feet (both) Leg (one only) Knee (see above) Fingers (max 7 missing) Arm (one only) Hand (see above) Hair (depending on head shape) Ears (they never listen anyway...) Eye (max one missing) Tongue (see Pandurito's post) Appendix (what's that for anyway? )
Although I am open to negotiation. ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
(I esp. like the max. requirements! )I'm wondering if that's all on one person | |
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