I don't know if it cause I have asthma, but a skunk sprayed the side of my mom's house and I thought we had a gas leak from the stove because I couldn't breathe.
I went outside to gasp for air coughing and gagging to find out that the smell was even stronger outside. I thought I was going to die from the smell.

vainandy said:

Except your own, right?

Cinnie said:

Geez, you've started early.

as a consultant to several police departments, I've had the unfortunate experience of smelling decomposing bodies. that is the worst smell to me.

Wet pigs/wet (pig) manure, although wet manure of any kind is pretty bad.

Meat packing plant fumes.

Canned tuna (makes me gag).

Stinky homeless person smell, especially when contained in a singe subway car.

Feces.


Luckily I have not ever smelled a decomposing body.

People on the Atkins diet often have terrible breath due to the ketosis process going on in their bodies ( in their liver?).

Hey Dan, have you ever tried a durian fruit? I have seen some in Thailand but I didn´t eat or smell them....do they really smell that bad and if so, how can something that smells rotten be tasty at the same time?

KoolEaze said:

Yes, I've had durian ice cream and a durian smoothy.

In all honesty I didn't like the flavor of the smoothy, and only like the ice cream because it tasted somewhat like coconut.

It *does* taste completely different from its smell though. It smells....absolutely aweful... like decaying flesh actually. But it has a sweet, nutty flavor--shame that I don't actually like the flavor. But I know people who love the taste. The smell is universally disliked though.


It's strange that it smells so awful but has a sweet flavor completely different from it's taste. I guess it was an evolutionary trick of some type, but I always thought fruits evolved to be fragrant so that animals would eat them and thus poop their seeds all over God's green earth.

I worked for about a month and a half in a mussel packing plant. The smell started before I got in the building, and got worse and worse. Before I took the job I told my wife "how bad can it be, there are laws and health codes and stuff" well actually there aren't and it gets pretty bad

paintsprayer said:

Were those mussels rotten? Bad mussels can easily kill you or at least give you teribble food poisoning.Did they still sell them?

Bad Onions...
I bought a container of chopped onions, and they got pushed to the back of the fridge. I couldn't figure out what the HELL that smell was...
I found the container, pulled it out, and ... I took the top off!

I put the whole thing in a trash bag of its own, and put it in the can in the garage... The smell still seeped into the house.

I'm sure the garbage men cussed me out when they finally took it!



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TheVoid said:

never smelled rotting flesh thank god I hope I never do ... But i would have to say for me its burning hair!!

TheVoid said:

I couldn't resist!

fingertips said:

There was a kid I went to high school with who had the WORST...BREATH...EVER! He sat in the next row of seats, and was a few chairs up from me, so he did not sit directly across from me. Didn't matter, I STILL could smell his breath.

chocolate1 said:

A decomposing human body is the worst smell ever. My first was a female alcoholic neighbor who died in her apartment sitting on her love seat with a half gallon of gin at her feet. She had been dead for about a week when neighbors complained of the odor. The super went in and found her. The smell of her decomposing body lingered in that apartment building for weeks afterward. Years later I smelled the same odor in a parking lot. I told my date, "There's a body out here somewhere." The next day the paper reported a body found in the trunk of a car in the parking lot of that movie theater. The third time, I was driving on a parkway and smelled "that odor." Sure enough, a body was found the next day in the woods of that parkway.

It's an odor that once you smell it, you will never forget it and will instantly recognize it the next time.

Dog vomit

dirty genitals

chocolate1 said:

Because I had such a bad experience with it, there's nothing worse than the smell of Kahlua to me.

Nothing.

violator said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...DY#t=0m46s

When my ex was in labor she started vomiting. I was running back and forth with this cup she was vomiting in, pouring it out to make room for more vomit. The whole time I'm kinda dry heaving and eventually I had to leave the room til she finished. I wasn't gonna be able to keep it down anymore. It smelled pretty bad to say the least.

CarrieMpls said:

I feel ya, Carrie. I had to stop eating my fruit for a second.

Worst smell? My ex boyfriend's feet. Hands down. Worse than poop, fish, rotting things, etc. He wore steel toe boots all the time and then....THEN had the nerve to wear dark socks. I swear one time he put one sock under the bed and three weeks later, I pull it out and it's got brown crusty stuff all over it.....



I don't know what it was. It was like...ew....were his feet dripping clay sweat or what? How could somebody that fine have feet that gross....O_o

Y'all wanna know what smell absolutely makes me wanna PUKE?...How about a roomful of people grating Parmesan & Romano cheese over their spaghetti? I have 2 LEAVE the freakin' room when that shit starts goin' 'round. It will literally induce vomiting on my part. Okay...I'm done. Thanks 4 the ear. Peace and no cheese pleeze!

I completely agree with the grated Parmesan cheese .... absolutely the most vomitrocious smell. Actually I feel the same way about lots of different kinds of cheese smells, especially melted ones. Gag.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

ewww

theblueangel said:

I like grated Parmesan.


I think Kraft Maccaroni & Cheese smells atrocious while cooking though.

Totally! Kraft Mac & Cheese smells simply putrid. The weird part is that I think it tastes pretty good....but I literally have to use my epiglottis to block off my sense of smell while I'm eating it. I'm a weirdo, I know.

peacenlovealways said:

I loved him very much and fought hard to look over the funk. It boiled down to him bringing foot spray and rubbing his feet with peppermint oil in the house. I told him:

" there will be no snu-snu if you make my bed funky with your feet. Fix it!"

That's when he bought the biggest can of foot spray they had at Walgreen's. The athletic edition.

Can't say I really miss the smelly bum, though. He was a hot mess outside of the foot funk.

Shyra said:

You know you need to quit killing all those people, don't you?