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PrintableOh, and I absolutely loathe the smell of paper mills.  | |
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TheVoid said: MrsMdiver said: Yuck! My story is too morbid to share on the org.  It's about Phil's breath, isn't it? You can tell us--we know what British oral hygiene is like. Spill it, Val! I'm bored out of my mind! | |
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Several-day-old armpit smell can mess up your day, too.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: Several-day-old armpit smell can mess up your day, too.
It's even worse when a motherfucker tries to cover that shit with cologne or perfume. The mixture is truly | |
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For those of you who have traveled the NJ Turnpike (USA)...
That smell by the oil refineries... "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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PunkMistress said: Lammastide said: Several-day-old armpit smell can mess up your day, too.
It's even worse when a motherfucker tries to cover that shit with cologne or perfume. The mixture is truly That reminds me of that grandma's bathroom 'poo and roses' smell. | |
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Lammastide said: Several-day-old armpit smell can mess up your day, too.
Fresh armpits smells, though, in some cases....  >> | |
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PunkMistress said: TheVoid said: It's about Phil's breath, isn't it? You can tell us--we know what British oral hygiene is like. Spill it, Val! I'm bored out of my mind! 
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. | |
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TheVoid said: PunkMistress said: It's even worse when a motherfucker tries to cover that shit with cologne or perfume. The mixture is truly That reminds me of that grandma's bathroom 'poo and roses' smell. That reminds me of a time I was in a dollar store, and this woman smelled sooooo bad!  She was with her family, so we were trying to figure out how they didn't notice! 
It was THE WORST body odor I think I ever smelled!
Anyway, we were standing in line, and people were changing lines to avoid her. All of a sudden, a guy yells, "What are you all selling in here? CANNED ASS?!" Everyone was shocked, then people started laughing. No one pointed to her specifically, but...  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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HamsterHuey said: Lammastide said: Several-day-old armpit smell can mess up your day, too.
Fresh armpits smells, though, in some cases.... I agree with that.  Fresh can be sexy.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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MrsMdiver said: PunkMistress said: Spill it, Val! I'm bored out of my mind!
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. ~groan~ I'm going to weep. | |
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MrsMdiver said: PunkMistress said: Spill it, Val! I'm bored out of my mind!
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. Oh, that's just awful. No kid should have been brought into that. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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TheVoid said: MrsMdiver said:
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. ~groan~ I'm going to weep. Told ya it was morbid.  | |
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Lammastide said: MrsMdiver said:
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. Oh, that's just awful. No kid should have been brought into that. Nope. I would never subject my child to that. | |
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chocolate1 said: TheVoid said: That reminds me of that grandma's bathroom 'poo and roses' smell. That reminds me of a time I was in a dollar store, and this woman smelled sooooo bad! She was with her family, so we were trying to figure out how they didn't notice!
It was THE WORST body odor I think I ever smelled!
Anyway, we were standing in line, and people were changing lines to avoid her. All of a sudden, a guy yells, "What are you all selling in here? CANNED ASS?!" Everyone was shocked, then people started laughing. No one pointed to her specifically, but...
There was this little girl in my third grade class that smelled absolutely terrible. None of the kids liked to sit next to her and the teacher was clearly having a difficult time near her. The girl was not permitted to approach the teacher too closely. The teacher then called the counselor and principle into action and the grandmother (who the girl lived with, who I found out also smelled bad) had to ensure the girl was properly bathed ever day. Before this, it never occurred to me that bathing could be skipped. 
It was just one of things you HAD TO DO. But then I realized after that incident that there are no rules that can't be broken that way. It was eye opening. She smelled like body oder, dead skin, and anchovies mixed with vinegar. | |
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MrsMdiver said: PunkMistress said: Spill it, Val! I'm bored out of my mind!
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. That is terrible. 
And must have smelled like the pits of hell! | |
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oh be honest, you just made this thread title to juxtapose with Vajazzling, right? | |
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had a boss whos breath knocked buzzards off shit wagons ... | |
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fingertips said: had a boss whos breath knocked buzzards off shit wagons ...
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burning flesh is pretty vile. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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PunkMistress said: MrsMdiver said:
Ok Erin but it is not going to cheer you up. When my mother's mom passed away, I was 7 years old. She had some mental illness and was an alcoholic. My mom was never very close to her because of the illness and alcohol. My mom's father passed away 3 months earlier and when he passed my grandmother got really bad even though she was abusive to him and always said she hated him. My Uncle found his mother dead in her home, on the floor after being dead at least 8 days or so. My parents took me to clean out her house. It was so disgusting. She was not the cleanest person. It smelled like grease, dead person, alcohol & cigarettes. Oh and dead dog that starved to death in the house with her. That is terrible.
And must have smelled like the pits of hell!
It was a long time ago but I can still smell it. On a lighter note, as I was posting earlier, the baby was pooing on my lap. Well, not directly on my lap thankfully. I must say that now that he is on fruits & veg, he has smelly poos. I am sure it will just get more interesting from here on out. | |
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a nice fart in an elevtor after lunch can be naucious .. homeless people who havnt bathed ina millenium knock me off my senses. [Edited 2/27/10 8:46am] | |
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whistle said: burning flesh is pretty vile.
this event is vile before even smelling it though. now burning HAIR should not stink like that. | |
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whistle said: burning flesh is pretty vile.
ya not good [Edited 2/27/10 9:04am] | |
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Sperm when you haven't ejaculated in weeks is pretty bad.
I once stepped on horse dung and couldn't really get it off too well from my boots. I had to keep those things outside for nearly 4 months until I could use them again. That was despite washing them and scraping of everything I could with a knife. Dried pine apple juice is terribly too. Surprisingly terrible. | |
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novabrkr said: when you haven't ejaculated in weeks
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Severe septicemia of an open wound is the worst thing I have ever smelt - basically rotting flesh.
The second worse is the fucking anal gland/sac leakage stuff that dogs can get. | |
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Cinnie said: novabrkr said: when you haven't ejaculated in weeks
It CAN happen. | |
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novabrkr said: Cinnie said: It CAN happen. Not since the nineteen-eighties.  | |
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Shit. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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