I'm evil and this thread deserves to get locked.

This thread deserved at least on reply.

^ are those tan lines and stretch marks?

I googled hot swedish men and got this:

mcmeekle said:

awesome

DesireeNevermind said:

I like tan lines. It's like reading a book with all the good parts already highlighted for you.

http://farm1.static.flick...8c49e4.jpg <---- NSFW

CarrieMpls said:

I got this....

CarrieMpls said:

That is SO suited for work! Sideways butt crack! No nipple in sight!

HamsterHuey said:

I suppose if you're a hooker it would be suitable for work.

CarrieMpls said:

I was waiting for this pic to turn up.

I'm also bringing a glass table top and cuffs with me when I visit.

mcmeekle said:

That's a whole lot of photoshop going on there, but it's a cool finished effect.

sextonseven said:

Well, that'll look lovely in my condo.

ernestsewell said:

I believe it also comes in a walnut finish.

CarrieMpls said:

Like I said, "cheap"

SCNDLS said:

Touché!

CarrieMpls said:

sextonseven said:

I guess the stretch marks are for braile readers.

CarrieMpls said:

Who will supply the body?

SCNDLS said:

The word IKEA wasn't part of the google search though.

You just insulted all Swedish men.

sextonseven said:

Well, I think a glass tabletop would look better on you than me...

sextonseven said:

No, just the pants.

CarrieMpls said:

mcmeekle said:

with all due respect....the guys..hanging upside down...are missing something that SHOULD be dangling...er..hangind...down....

IstenSzek said:

STFU!

BlackAdder7 said:

You quite often find with flat-packed items that there's a piece missing..

mcmeekle said: