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Printablepaintedlady said: OK ladies... the question was... would you stay in a relationship with a man that has a teeny dick. Like two-three inches.
Not average. And average dick is usually ideal... I'm talking teeny, like you can't feel it teeny...and lets say that the skill level was the same, that the ONLY deciding factor was dick size (or lack there of) would you stay? Nope. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I would be gone the first time I saw the teeny weenie. I wouldn't be like Samantha on SATC hanging in there till the point of relationship therapy. Get out quick before someone gets hurt....and by someone...i mean ole baby glue stick. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: bboy87 said: Homeboy destroyed the stereotype about asian dudes  My friend was complaining about it awhile back. He was like "That's some bullshit!" Is he Filipino? yep "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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DesireeNevermind said: I would be gone the first time I saw the teeny weenie. I wouldn't be like Samantha on SATC hanging in there till the point of relationship therapy. Get out quick before someone gets hurt....and by someone...i mean ole baby glue stick.
 "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: DesireeNevermind said: I would be gone the first time I saw the teeny weenie. I wouldn't be like Samantha on SATC hanging in there till the point of relationship therapy. Get out quick before someone gets hurt....and by someone...i mean ole baby glue stick.
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DesireeNevermind said: I would be gone the first time I saw the teeny weenie. I wouldn't be like Samantha on SATC hanging in there till the point of relationship therapy. Get out quick before someone gets hurt....and by someone...i mean ole baby glue stick.
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DesireeNevermind said: I would be gone the first time I saw the teeny weenie. I wouldn't be like Samantha on SATC hanging in there till the point of relationship therapy. Get out quick before someone gets hurt....and by someone...i mean ole baby glue stick.
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paintedlady said: Moonwalkbjrain said: how do u say that to someone tho? like do u just call them up and say "hey man i think ur aweseome but um..i'm not into tiny goods soo see ya when i see ya deuce!" lol but seriously tho, how does that convo go? I told him that I am risking continual bacterial infections because he sufers from phimosis... (did a thread on it). I was frank and told him how I felt, tried to educate him on his condition, and even sent him various links to products and even shown him a website that had support groups for men with his condition. This guy thanked me for the info, and I even told him if he would fix his condition that I would support him and help him through it. He refused the help. So I told him that I couldn't see him... he messed up too though, because BEFORE I saw his okra dick he said to me... "I am not sure if I want get serious with you yet..I need to wait and see. You understand?" after we went on a date and he met me. 
See... usually when you 1st meet someone it is a automatic understanding that you have to grow feelings in order to decide if you want to get serious with someone anyways... him telling me that though made me feel like he just wanted to establish a purely physical "fuck buddy" sorta thing and I used that against him... after seeing his pathetic dick I then said to him.. "We'll you told me that you didn't want to get serious with me anyways, so I don't think I should be your woman or hang in there with you, but I will be here if you need someone to talk to or look up a good doctor." He was apologetic but what else could he say? He asked did I have someone new ... I said no, but I want a man that is healthy and wants to get serious... He now says he wants to get serious. I then said I was seeing someone.
[Edited 2/25/10 20:12pm] That dude needs to quit, if you have a condition like that and are in your 50s and can't even pull any foreskin back then he shouldve started getting serious like hmmm i dunno 40 years ago?? dude isnt gonna change and is waiting on you sandra 2 change your mind.
what motherfucker that has serious pain down there constantly go like oh well...seems pretty normal. hellooooo??
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Vendetta1 said: Moonwalkbjrain said: Ok since the 2 inch dick thread is obviously shot to hell i'm making a new one. the last one posed an interesting question and i want to see what some real answers are.
No, I would not end the relationship and if it ever ended I would not make jokes about it.me personally. idk. i mean i was talking to a guy with a...wee-er one for a minute. i mean it wasnt on that 2inch shit but lets just say it was smaller than your average (then again my average is based on my ex who was black so yea). and idk. i really liked the guy so i didnt mind it too much. it was just kind of funny when he fucked things up cuz then i could make small dick jokes with my friends lol. but yea, real talk: ladies how do you feel about this sort of thing?  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: paintedlady said: I told him that I am risking continual bacterial infections because he sufers from phimosis... (did a thread on it). I was frank and told him how I felt, tried to educate him on his condition, and even sent him various links to products and even shown him a website that had support groups for men with his condition. This guy thanked me for the info, and I even told him if he would fix his condition that I would support him and help him through it. He refused the help. So I told him that I couldn't see him... he messed up too though, because BEFORE I saw his okra dick he said to me... "I am not sure if I want get serious with you yet..I need to wait and see. You understand?" after we went on a date and he met me.
See... usually when you 1st meet someone it is a automatic understanding that you have to grow feelings in order to decide if you want to get serious with someone anyways... him telling me that though made me feel like he just wanted to establish a purely physical "fuck buddy" sorta thing and I used that against him... after seeing his pathetic dick I then said to him.. "We'll you told me that you didn't want to get serious with me anyways, so I don't think I should be your woman or hang in there with you, but I will be here if you need someone to talk to or look up a good doctor." He was apologetic but what else could he say? He asked did I have someone new ... I said no, but I want a man that is healthy and wants to get serious... He now says he wants to get serious. I then said I was seeing someone.
[Edited 2/25/10 20:12pm] That dude needs to quit, if you have a condition like that and are in your 50s and can't even pull any foreskin back then he shouldve started getting serious like hmmm i dunno 40 years ago?? dude isnt gonna change and is waiting on you sandra 2 change your mind.
what motherfucker that has serious pain down there constantly go like oh well...seems pretty normal. hellooooo??
he needed a doctor 40 years ago now he needs Jesus. And I still can't get over the fact his wife didn't offer help either. | |
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Serious said: Vendetta1 said: No, I would not end the relationship and if it ever ended I would not make jokes about it.
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Vendetta1 said: Serious said: Hello Ivy  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Vendetta1 said: Hello Martina.
Hello Ivy Months later and we are still discussing penis size. No, you haven't missed anything. 
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MrsMdiver said: Serious said: Hello Ivy Months later and we are still discussing penis size. No, you haven't missed anything.
And we all just repeat our same old viewpoint again and again . Well that's the org .
Hello BOF  !With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: MrsMdiver said: Months later and we are still discussing penis size. No, you haven't missed anything.
And we all just repeat our same old viewpoint again and again . Well that's the org .
Hello BOF !
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MrsMdiver said: Serious said: And we all just repeat our same old viewpoint again and again . Well that's the org .
Hello BOF !
Hello!!!!! welcome home. Thank you  !With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: That dude needs to quit, if you have a condition like that and are in your 50s and can't even pull any foreskin back then he shouldve started getting serious like hmmm i dunno 40 years ago?? dude isnt gonna change and is waiting on you sandra 2 change your mind. I agree, that's why I told him that I am involved with someone else.
what motherfucker that has serious pain down there constantly go like oh well...seems pretty normal. hellooooo??
he needed a doctor 40 years ago now he needs Jesus. And I still can't get over the fact his wife didn't offer help either. I believe his wife left him just because of that reason. He will most likely be alone not because of the state of his penis, but because of his attitude and expectations towards any potential partner. | |
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paintedlady said: NMuzakNSoul said: That dude needs to quit, if you have a condition like that and are in your 50s and can't even pull any foreskin back then he shouldve started getting serious like hmmm i dunno 40 years ago?? dude isnt gonna change and is waiting on you sandra 2 change your mind. I agree, that's why I told him that I am involved with someone else.
what motherfucker that has serious pain down there constantly go like oh well...seems pretty normal. hellooooo??
he needed a doctor 40 years ago now he needs Jesus. And I still can't get over the fact his wife didn't offer help either. I believe his wife left him just because of that reason. He will most likely be alone not because of the state of his penis, but because of his attitude and expectations towards any potential partner. See? That's the man that needs to realize he ain't gonna have a normal sexual relationship and so he needs to become an expert PhD pussy eater so he can find a woman, tell her his faults, tell her what he CAN do, and go on with his fucked up penis havin' life. It's the only way...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: I believe his wife left him just because of that reason. He will most likely be alone not because of the state of his penis, but because of his attitude and expectations towards any potential partner. See? That's the man that needs to realize he ain't gonna have a normal sexual relationship and so he needs to become an expert PhD pussy eater so he can find a woman, tell her his faults, tell her what he CAN do, and go on with his fucked up penis havin' life. It's the only way... Hey, if a woman has an extreme situation going on down south then he would expect her to brang it with the head skillz too. Just 69 it foreva! | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: See? That's the man that needs to realize he ain't gonna have a normal sexual relationship and so he needs to become an expert PhD pussy eater so he can find a woman, tell her his faults, tell her what he CAN do, and go on with his fucked up penis havin' life. It's the only way... Hey, if a woman has an extreme situation going on down south then he would expect her to brang it with the head skillz too. Just 69 it foreva! yup...so turn-about is fair head.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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From what I have read on here, it seems it's usually the nicer, cute guys with the nice character who have small dicks.
I guess from that you can tell that mine can't be too small. . [Edited 3/2/10 21:53pm] | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: See? That's the man that needs to realize he ain't gonna have a normal sexual relationship and so he needs to become an expert PhD pussy eater so he can find a woman, tell her his faults, tell her what he CAN do, and go on with his fucked up penis havin' life. It's the only way... Hey, if a woman has an extreme situation going on down south then he would expect her to brang it with the head skillz too. Just 69 it foreva! | |
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paintedlady said: NMuzakNSoul said: That dude needs to quit, if you have a condition like that and are in your 50s and can't even pull any foreskin back then he shouldve started getting serious like hmmm i dunno 40 years ago?? dude isnt gonna change and is waiting on you sandra 2 change your mind. I agree, that's why I told him that I am involved with someone else.
what motherfucker that has serious pain down there constantly go like oh well...seems pretty normal. hellooooo??
he needed a doctor 40 years ago now he needs Jesus. And I still can't get over the fact his wife didn't offer help either. I believe his wife left him just because of that reason. He will most likely be alone not because of the state of his penis, but because of his attitude and expectations towards any potential partner. Good, so maybe he stops calling. | |
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NMuzakNSoul said:[quote] paintedlady said: I believe his wife left him just because of that reason. He will most likely be alone not because of the state of his penis, but because of his attitude and expectations towards any potential partner. ya i heard that, my ex always girls that leave him cuz he is too demanding in a r.ship. so the next one that comes around it's like they don't know how to act cuz they don't know what it is i still aint messing with an asian thats what i say lol plus they will kick your ass [Edited 3/5/10 10:07am] | |
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whenever i tell people my shoe size i always get that look. i laugh it off though. and keep em wondering. but i stretch out my hands to keep them wondering even more
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