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DesireeNevermind said: some of y'all willling to fuck with that 2 inch pecker.
the degree of lunacy on the org never ceases to amaze me....nor the generosity.Not chasing one, but there's more to a relationship than dick . . . . . I don't want 12" either . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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 can a 2 inch dude make babies or would he need the assistance of a fertility doc? I mean if he's that small it's not like the jizz gonna reach its destination right? kinda like when you spit and you aim for the trash can but it ends up on your chin. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: can a 2 inch dude make babies or would he need the assistance of a fertility doc? I mean if he's that small it's not like the jizz gonna reach its destination right? kinda like when you spit and you aim for the trash can but it ends up on your chin. Serioiusly, what's wrong witchu???  | |
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SUPRMAN said: DesireeNevermind said: some of y'all willling to fuck with that 2 inch pecker.
the degree of lunacy on the org never ceases to amaze me....nor the generosity.Not chasing one, but there's more to a relationship than dick . . . . . I don't want 12" either . . . . You're better than me cuz a 2 inch dude would just fall into the friend category. 12 inches?  Neva eva! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: can a 2 inch dude make babies or would he need the assistance of a fertility doc? I mean if he's that small it's not like the jizz gonna reach its destination right? kinda like when you spit and you aim for the trash can but it ends up on your chin.Ask Mr. Two-Incher how his daddy did it. | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: can a 2 inch dude make babies or would he need the assistance of a fertility doc? I mean if he's that small it's not like the jizz gonna reach its destination right? kinda like when you spit and you aim for the trash can but it ends up on your chin. Serioiusly, what's wrong witchu??? IDK.  It's raining and I've been eating cookies.
 I just had a vision of a roll on deoderant. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Serioiusly, what's wrong witchu??? IDK. It's raining and I've been eating cookies.
I just had a vision of a roll on deoderant.If you fuck a roll on I'm reporting your horny ass.
Really, put.the.Porn.DOWN!!!  | |
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FauxReal said: DesireeNevermind said: can a 2 inch dude make babies or would he need the assistance of a fertility doc? I mean if he's that small it's not like the jizz gonna reach its destination right? kinda like when you spit and you aim for the trash can but it ends up on your chin.Ask Mr. Two-Incher how his daddy did it.  that's not necessarily a genetic hand me down. It could be a birth defect. Recessive dick gene. | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: IDK. It's raining and I've been eating cookies.
I just had a vision of a roll on deoderant.If you fuck a roll on I'm reporting your horny ass.
Really, put.the.Porn.DOWN!!! I would never.....
fuck a roll on deoderant. but some of these pornstar chicks  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: If you fuck a roll on I'm reporting your horny ass.
Really, put.the.Porn.DOWN!!! I would never.....
fuck a roll on deoderant. but some of these pornstar chicks A few weeks ago at dinner with the girls, one of my sistafriends, Hot Tamale (we call her that cuz she Mexican and hot in da pants) was telling us about how when she was younger she would grind and hump on the corner of a table. She's also been known to sexually molest a corny dog in a pinch.
That's my bitch tho.  | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: I would never.....
fuck a roll on deoderant. but some of these pornstar chicks A few weeks ago at dinner with the girls, one of my sistafriends, Hot Tamale (we call her that cuz she Mexican and hot in da pants) was telling us about how when she was younger she would grind and hump on the corner of a table. She's also been known to sexually molest a corny dog in a pinch.
That's my bitch tho. now that is totally
worthy. damn, i hope nobody ate that corn dog. they'd get a lil sumthin' extra. | |
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If he was my soulmate I wouldn't care. unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: A few weeks ago at dinner with the girls, one of my sistafriends, Hot Tamale (we call her that cuz she Mexican and hot in da pants) was telling us about how when she was younger she would grind and hump on the corner of a table. She's also been known to sexually molest a corny dog in a pinch.
That's my bitch tho. now that is totally
worthy. damn, i hope nobody ate that corn dog. they'd get a lil sumthin' extra.  She is special, and ain't changed a bit in almost 20 years. We went out after dinner and met these cuties at a sushi bar/lounge. She starts talking to one of the bruhs and hooks up wit him the next night.
She come calling me the next day talkin' 'bout "Girl, he was soooo cute an' sexy but why he got a lil dick and busted after 5 strokes????" 
My response: "That's what yer hot ass get! If you actually talked to his ass and casually felt him up, you'd know these things in advance."  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: ^
Heffa hung up on me. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: can a 2 inch dude make babies or would he need the assistance of a fertility doc? I mean if he's that small it's not like the jizz gonna reach its destination right? kinda like when you spit and you aim for the trash can but it ends up on your chin.^^^This heffa hea...  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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SUPRMAN said: DesireeNevermind said: some of y'all willling to fuck with that 2 inch pecker.
the degree of lunacy on the org never ceases to amaze me....nor the generosity.Not chasing one, but there's more to a relationship than dick . . . . . I don't want 12" either . . . . There sure is, however, it's doubtful that I would get close enough to someone that had a 2 inch dick to want to be in a relationship with them. I'd find out pretty early and jump ship before I got too attached. | |
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Well, offering a male perspective here, my wife's got a two inch penis and we've been married for 10 years.
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Sure wouldn't. Shake it til ya make it | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: ^
Heffa hung up on me.  oh jeebus! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Heffa hung up on me. oh jeebus!Hot Tamale something else I got stories about that one for miles. | |
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who cares? you're just going to get married and not use your genitals anyway... everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: who cares? you're just going to get married and not use your genitals anyway...
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If he could seriously understand my need to cheat on him then I guess its all good. last dude I dated who was like this I started picking fights..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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whistle said: who cares? you're just going to get married and not use your genitals anyway...
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