Acrylic said:

Some of my family are mixed race (me included) and some are white. Me and my other two mixed siblings are always told that we look really young. One of my 'whiter' siblings, who is 7 yrs younger than me, already has more lines on his face. So 'Black Don't Crack' seems to hold true for us.

I bathed with both my younger and older brother. Neither of them are shirt-lifters, but I most certainly am. Perhaps you have to bathe with at least two same-sex siblings to be converted to praise of the penis.

johnart said:

At least she's speaking from experience.

chocolate1 said:

I forgot: If you drop the silverware, you're going to have company.

Evvy said:

What has that got to do with anything?

Vendetta1 said:

its some stupid crap being said every day 'round these parts...

positive stupid, negative stupid, or just stupid stupid

...like this thread

Evvy said:

you asked if people believed any of it to which I answered "hell no". Sorry you don't believe me.

Breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck.
Opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck.
Walking under a ladder brings bad luck.
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put your purse on the floor and you'll always be poor


it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.


a little goes a long way.



if you have sex in water you will become sterile.

once your crack goes black it gets back to whack....

BklynBabe said:

what?

DesireeNevermind said:

I thought I was the only one!

DesireeNevermind said:

I think it's got something to do with anal bleaching.

violator said:

anal bleaching?!?



I didn't say if your crack turns black down your back after you whack.....

y'all silly

BklynBabe said:

If your black don't crack then yo dick is whack!!!


If you run track then you might be black!!!


Whack attack taste good on big mack!!!!


Black up yo back make a baby named Jack!!!





yes....I'm feeling quite silly at the moment. CARRY ON!

BklynBabe said:

I think he was referring to my comment on another thread about my roommate sitting his black ass in a tub of bleach water on a regular basis.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

what in thee hell?

SCNDLS said:

alrighty then..... that could qualify under TMI.

BTW, does it really even work, because I do hate when a man takes his drawers off and his behind is like 15 shades of crispy burnt toast black and the rest of him is redbone. How does that happen?

BklynBabe said:

LMAO!

BklynBabe said:

that's what happens when ya parents is two different colors and the gene god couldn't make up his mind which one was purtier so he gave the baby chile bof of em. Just like wit cows!


Either that or ole dude ignoring the moisturizer.

DesireeNevermind said:

HE says it's good for his skin, but when pressed he really can't explain the benefits.

I say he's an idiot and his balls are gonna fall off but at least they'll be super white when they do.

BklynBabe said:

I think this is why he REALLY does. That fool is so damn colorstruck always sayin' he's a house kneegrow even tho he's just a few shades lighter than me. So I bust his bubble by telling him he'd be out in the fields right next to me pickin' cotton.

maybe he thinks the lye will straighten his pubic hairs.....



*da fuck I put that mental image in my own head for?*

BklynBabe said:

Oh GOD! Don't get me started on his hair. He SWEARS that his barber thinks he's got "good" hairruh even tho he been using Bantu since I met his ass in college in '91.
I'm like, "Boo, he's a professional barber. You REALLY think he can't tell that ain't nuthin' but an ultraperm???"
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^ Y'all are killing me!!!


I dunno why but....a colorstruck self-hatin kneegrow male seems far worse than when a chick does it. maybe cuz women are expected to be vain anyway.



Somebody ought to tell that fool he gonna get skin cancer bathing in that bleach. TRY FLIN!!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

That's my NFL tho so I just let it ride and ridicule him mercilessly when he says some dumb shit.