-once you go black you never go back

-going outside before 3 weeks after childbirth can cause the flu in your pitootie

-making a baby look over its head will make him cross eyed

-bathing a child with same sex parent, sibling, or friend will make him gay

-eating tomato seeds causes stomach disease



do you secretly believe what other people say even if it sounds stupid or racists?

Cross your eyes and they'll stick that way.

Eat watermelon seeds and they'll grow out of your ears.

If a frog pees on you, you'll get a wart.

Girls have cooties. (I might tend to believe this one.)

No, but I have found that the older I get, the more I realize every single cliche I've ever heard is FACT.

Black DONT crack

once you go black you never go back - Certainly true in MY case

we are all cross-eyed, if you think about it.
Both eyes focus on a single point. It's just more noticeable when you look at the tip of your own nose.

Black don't crack? Well, darker skin is probably more prepared to deal with the damage sun tries to inflict. Darker skin comes from evolving in sunny places, right? My skin is meant for foggy caves in England.

I've never heard some of these other things like tomato seeds & pittotie flu

SCNDLS said:

Sometimes



Oh damn, wait. That's not what you meant, huh?
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johnart said:

that picture never gets old though

johnart said:

Correction: Non-crack addicted black don't crack

SCNDLS said:

Every time God masterbates, I kill a kitten...
..or something like that

Evvy, you're not saying you believe these, are you?!?

NDRU said:

Improved visibility in bad weather, right?

* Tickling an infant will make him/her a stutterer.
* If you eat food that is too hot, people will be able to smell your stomach.
* Washing your face in baby urine is "good for your complexion."
* If you eat standing, your feet will grow large.
* Your heart briefly stops whenever you sneeze.
* Baby boys sit high in the womb; girls sit lower.

NDRU said:

How the hell did I miss this??? Classic!

And yes, the melanin in dark skin protects us from a lot of aging caused by sun damage.

when your left hand itches you will receive money
when your ears itch, someone is talking about you
spit on a new bat before using it for the first time to make it lucky
to light three cigarettes with the same match brings bad luck
three butterflies together mean good luck
to cure a sty, stand at a crossroads and recite-Sty, sty, leave my eye-take the next one coming by
a frog brings good luck to the house it enters

My mom says if your foot itches, you are going to be traveling soon.

Lammastide said:

I don't know that, but I do ski pretty well!

Oh dear lawd, the supersitions here in Thailand ABOUND.


Just the other morning, one of my co-workers saw me eating Pineapple for breakfast and said that it causes acne if eaten before a certain hour.

lafleurdove said:

That one's true!

Well, if you're involved in trench warfare, it is....

NDRU said:

Yep... and since you've got built-in reflector skin, you never have to worry about getting accidentally plowed down by a snowmobile.
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Black can crack like a muthafuggah!

johnart said:

Crack vaporized the black

OK... I have a few...

Step on a crack... break momma's back

a dirty house brings bad luck

a ladybug lands on you, bird craps on you, you will have good luck

cooking with a knife will cause people to fight in the house

bboy87 said:

Did crack kill that cat on her head too?

paintedlady said:

paintedlady said:

by the looks of it, the cat's still alive

TheVoid said:

If your left eye twitches there's good luck coming your way.

If your hands itch you're coming into some money.

Whistling after dark upsets the spirits. There's also a way you mustn't pour liquid from a bottle in everyday situations because it's the way people pour out water in Thai ceremonies to honour the spirits.

paintedlady said:

C'mon, you really think her skin is the biggest issue here???

Her cheetos laced teeth and Witch Mountain hair are detracting from the whole look. Even tho she kinda lightskinneded she was over 60 years old in this pic so I think her SKIN looks aight. I saw her up close and personal at a Cowboys Stadium gala a few months ago and her skin looked GREAT!

chocolate1 said:

I love this pic because you can tell the botox on the forehead is STILL working. that pic of Jasmine Guy is pretty messed up too.

- "Sing before breakfast, cry before lunch"

- "Step on a crack, break your mama's back" (when I was little, I was skippin' on the sidewalk like a fool!)

- Don't put your hat on the bed, shoes on the table, or purse on the floor- they cause bad luck.

- If you stare at someone with pinkeye, you will catch it

- If you tell about your dream before you get up and put both feet on the floor, it will come true.

**I grew up with a VERY superstitious Granny! She scared the crap out of us with a lot of the ones you already mentioned, too!**