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Printablenoimageatall said: SCNDLS said: Ya'll remember that episode of Nip/Tuck when Laura Ingalls from Lil House on the Prairie went to them to fix a nasty dog bite on her boob? She was all, I love that dog and he didn't mean it and I didn't report it cuz I don't want him to get put down. Then it turned out she was fucking the dog and her husband who had come back from Iraq shot the dog after he figured out what was up. What tipped him off? The jar of peanut butter by the bed.
 I remember that storyline. He shoulda shot HER ass.  | |
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RenHoek said: SCNDLS said: Ya'll remember that episode of Nip/Tuck when Laura Ingalls from Lil House on the Prairie went to them to fix a nasty dog bite on her boob? She was all, I love that dog and he didn't mean it and I didn't report it cuz I don't want him to get put down. Then it turned out she was fucking the dog and her husband who had come back from Iraq shot the dog after he figured out what was up. What tipped him off? The jar of peanut butter by the bed.
I remember that...  Man, that show's plotlines got super crazy. I couldn't fuck with them after Sanaa Lathan was married to JR Ewing and involved in an organ harvesting ring with Jacqueline Bisset. Just too many THANGS!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: sermwanderer said: Settle an argument. If the animal consents, it's ok?
but training a parrot to consent is not ok. !!!I got it and I had to laugh too | |
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sermwanderer said: Settle an argument. If the animal consents, it's ok?
but training a parrot to consent is not ok. !!!!
Thread of the year. | |
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SCNDLS said: RenHoek said:
I remember that... Man, that show's plotlines got super crazy. I couldn't fuck with them after Sanaa Lathan was married to JR Ewing and involved in an organ harvesting ring with Jacqueline Bisset. Just too many THANGS! WHAAAAATT?? What.in.THEE.HELL??? 
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vivid said: florescent said: OMG! Your sig
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the guy who I was having the argument with got his parrot taken away.
three cheers for RSPCA whistleblow line! If you know of ANY parrot being trained to say "I'm up for anything sexual!" please call 0300 1234 999 Thank you “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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HamsterHuey said: vivid said:
I must admit for having a thing for those mythical creatures. Fauns? Satyrs? Always have done since I was a little kid. Does that count?  Omg; I thought the guy who plays Tumnus is ADORABLE!   ACRYLIC
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I knew a guy who got into trouble for heavy petting with his dog. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said: I knew a guy who got into trouble for heavy petting with his dog.
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On reflection, I don't think the Scottish are being shown in a good light here....
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mcmeekle said: On reflection, I don't think the Scottish are being shown in a good light here....
I agree. I mean, this thread could really detract from our image as miserable deep fried mars bar eating cunts. “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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vivid said: mcmeekle said: I'm not so sure. But then, I'm only really good at recognising them from the rear....  Rams have huge furry balls. Oh dear. So there is no way of tucking then."When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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muirdo said: I knew a guy who got into trouble for heavy petting with his dog.
What the?  "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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sermwanderer said: mcmeekle said: On reflection, I don't think the Scottish are being shown in a good light here....
I agree. I mean, this thread could really detract from our image as miserable deep fried mars bar eating cunts. But I'd hate to be thought of as a miserable deep fried mars bar eating sheep-shagging cunt.
That would drive me to drink. If I wasn't already an alcoholic. |
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mcmeekle said: sermwanderer said: I agree. I mean, this thread could really detract from our image as miserable deep fried mars bar eating cunts. But I'd hate to be thought of as a miserable deep fried mars bar eating sheep-shagging cunt.
That would drive me to drink. If I wasn't already an alcoholic.  don't worry, that's New Zealanders | |
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mcmeekle said: sermwanderer said: I agree. I mean, this thread could really detract from our image as miserable deep fried mars bar eating cunts. But I'd hate to be thought of as a miserable deep fried mars bar eating sheep-shagging cunt.
That would drive me to drink. If I wasn't already an alcoholic. Ok. Just for the record, it's the Welsh that think of noahs ark as a story about a gangbang on a cruise ship, not the Scots. The guy in my original post was Aled Jones' cousin. “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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Acrylic said: You mean, interspecies erotica.
"I miss my donkey..." Great fucking movie. | |
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NewPowerToad said: Acrylic said: You mean, interspecies erotica.
"I miss my donkey..." Great fucking movie. Hell yeah. ACRYLIC
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I've reported this thread to the moderators. |
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Stand Up everybody!
This is your farm I'm gonna do some freaky stuff I don't mean them no harm! Beastiality is all I'll ever need Beastiality I'm gonna let my donkey be free! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Acrylic said: HamsterHuey said: Omg; I thought the guy who plays Tumnus is ADORABLE! Yep. James Macevoy - cute even without the fur!  | |
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Wowugotit said: I've reported this thread to the moderators.
why? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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johnart said: Season 1 of B&TB was classic! 
The Company Of Wolves (basically an re-imaging of Red Riding Hood) also contains borderline beastiality as well. | |
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FauxReal said: If a dog starts humping your leg...that's obviously consent.
Give a dog a bone... 
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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How did I almost miss this thread?!! If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: How did I almost miss this thread?!!
Probably something to do with that red thing in yer right eye. >> |
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I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: THAT SHIT IS GOING ON MY FACEBOOK | |
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