Miranda Lambert huh...

Shorty said:

hell...damn...yeah

Now, for when I need something a lil mo refined, for say, dinner at Buckingham with the queen, I'ma call on ol' Ozwald Boateng

Too muthafuckin' CLEAN wit a hint of Shaka Zulu!








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I'm not picky about physique. I can go from this to this:

skinny:



to chubby:



I guess this is ideal but any more muscles than this and I get turned off:

For when I wanna be scared he gon' choke me or some shit, I'ma go wit

JustErin said:

you just like guys!

There are other types than just overweight, normal and skinny?

There are other types than just overweight, normal and skinny?

SCNDLS said:

Scndls, you need to back away from Ozwald cause he bespoken for!

edited because I can't believe I actually posted that, but I'm not taking it down.
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TheVoid said:

I don't see her fucking Finn at all! Is he quite small?

connorhawke said:

I think he is under her skirt?

I have desired traits based on breed.

Where white dudes are concerned, I tend to go for scruffy, compact men with lean to athletic (but never bulky) builds. No piercings or tattoos. Big ears, noses, hands and feet. Moppy hair on top is preferable; and the hairier, the better below the neck. Where facial hair is concerned, I tend to prefer clean-shaven or natural growth. Manicured beards turn me off, and 'staches are an utter no no! Also, while I tend to dig athletic from the neck down, I prefer geeks over pretty boys (but who can clean up well) from the neck up. So...

If we could get a furry and adorkable Fran Kranz...



...who could occasionally pull off Jason Mraz's "swagger"...



...and with the small, tight physique of a young Stanley Tucci...



...I'd be pretty content.

.....

Where bros are concerned, I don't dig body hair, and I tend to prefer somewhat physically bigger and defined (though not huge) guys of two types:

1) Bald, clear chocolately skin, in great shape, nice teeth and well-groomed, but also decidedly NOT covered in tats, piercings and bling. Someone along the lines of Taye Diggs...



and

2) Milky, more rough-shorn, but not as grimy as, say, Lenny Kravitz. I'm thinking Dhani Jones (I'm with you there SCNDLS) or Michael Ealy.



.....

Aside from looking for a generally height/weight-proportionate physique, I'm a bit less picky about the details of men of other ethnicities, and for some reason I can stomach tattoos/piercings much easier on these men. But where I like my white guys and some of my black guys to be scruffy, I tend to most appreciate an intentional, kept, even borderline "pretty" look in other ethnicities. Daniel Henney and Jason Mamoa's looks come to mind, though Mamoa's a tad bit too bulky for my taste.




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ZombieKitten said:

this thread needs more beautiful women