OK, she's not exactly a celebrity per say. Perhaps she's more like Perez Hilton in that regard---folks no who he is, but it's not like his name doesn't make a person wince.


But, when it comes to photoshopping or plastic surgery opportunities, her image is a goldmine of potential.


This is the toughest one I've had to do because I wanted to change as little as I could--I wanted this to be a $10,000 or less celebrity makeover. In that regard I think I succeeded.


First, here's the original:




Oh AMY honey, that hair. ((( THAT ))) hair!!! No, no, no. You simply have to fix that shit quickly.




I normally don't advocate cuts that hide the face, but honey, in your situation, I think it helps a bit. However, this hairdo is a perfect compromise. It only slightly hides the face to give it 'frame'--not to hide imperfections and such. And it does frame your face nicely, I think.


But lawd, Amy.... If you're gonna walk into a conference room and shoot up all your peers, don't you think that by day's end you might be getting your photo taken? Look at PunkMistress! She's got a mugshot--only she looks fine as hell in her mugshot. But Amy--you simply need a little extra help in that department. You can't just show up in front of a camera without makeup on, girl!



So we take care of the bags under your eyes, we give you a slight lip injection, and of course, makeup.

Voila. Much better, I think.

oh damn. Before anybody thinks I'm taking a poke at Carriempls's hair, I'm not.




This is the actual picture I used:








I know it's sad I have to explain myself, but Danni's back on the org and she's just going to spread some rumor that I'm launching a secret war with Carrie...she loves that shit!

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It's very difficult to polish a turd.....

On paper, this was supposed to be a better thread.

TheVoid said:

CarrieMpls said:

i wouldn't take it personally. 'member, this is just one of those threads

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I'd shag her!

Fauxie said:

love the hair

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Fauxie said:

TypoQueen said:

Stop removing your make-over.

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

hush i made her look way 2 better than she deserves

TypoQueen said:

Fauxie's contentious.



BEAT. HIS. ASS.!!!!

TheVoid said:

You and I know he will enjoy that a lot