johnart said:

I am sooo not showing the entire org my tummy

Cinnie said:

johnart said:

TheVoid said:

novabrkr said:

i've got that too, it sucks. on my upper arms, all over my legs.

TheVoid said:

TheVoid said:

oh my gawd You're so awesome.

TheVoid said:

I swear... you rule the org sometimes...

batdick, photoshops, and now GIFS?!?!

This is why you don't run with scissors folks.

^^^^^
Ouch

i hate getting scissors on my hairy shaft
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Vendetta1 said:

Me too!

I didn't start wearing shorts until recently

It's not really more uncommon than, say, freckles. You just don't see it around so much, because people obviously cover themselves up in public with clothes. I just wish there was more talk about it, so that teenagers who have it won't think they are some sort of deformed mutants. Admittedly, it doesn't look too appealing in direct light, but the same applies to a lot of things.

Well there it is. It used to be a full blown mole, really brown. I got called all sorts of retarded and laughable names, so we had some of it shaved off. I have been bothering my father to go and get the rest lazered off.

I cannot seem to find any batteries for my camera, but when I do I will take better pictures of it.
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im not about to photowhore'em but feel free to look out for them should they be visible :

my lips are too thin, and the right side of my mouth doesn't close all the way [i can thank years of crooked, bucked teeth preventing me from closing my mouth for that]
my nose is huge
i have elf ears [i was told that when i was born they were both folded down as i was always resting on them, it was assumed]
my fingers are freakishly long
my legs go wonky at the knees, they're shapely - if you look at them from the side, you see - straight on? they look rather odd.
i have a gimp toe, it's missing a joint


that's about it, they're not big deals, i've actually grown to love them all quite fondly (except for the lips part... i don't think i'll ever be comfortable with them)

I'm not about to photowhore all my imperfections, that'd take too long and gross you all out... and it would also mean taking lots of photos
But the middle finger on my right hand is very crooked -

yeahhhhh....no.

try again....

the worst thing is I have flat feet, which can affect my whole posture and probably my life-long lack of enjoyment for sport.

Cinnie said:

Does that make you accident-prone?

florescent said:

just more likely to fall when skating, curling, skiing, or boarding, because I walk on my arches.

Cinnie said:

A friend I went skiing with has the same problem. She had these metal things to go inside her ski boots to raise her arches.

TheVoid said:

crazy

florescent said:

...it didn't stop her falling over all the time though

I wore braces for 7 years, beginning Jr High and I didn't get them off til after I graduated high school

OK, in this first pic it's my teeth. Particularly on the right side. I don't mind the buckiness of my teeth but you have the 2 main front teeth, then the teeth on either side. The one on the right used to be behind my front teeth. The orthodontist, for some reason, pulled the natural tooth that was there and pulled that tooth from behind and brought it forward.

Because of that the gumline never matched and it messed with my eyetooth on the right so there is no definition of gum there, it's just one solid line. Couple that with a baby tooth and it looks like I have totally jacked up teeth. I guess if it looks that way I do but I've seen video of me and in movement my teeth look great!

I am having that baby tooth replaced with a crown and I have begged the dentist to make me look normal!




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In this second picture, it's my nose:






The part at the bottom pulls in exact opposite direction as the other side of my nose when I smile so it can look like I have the craziest most crooked nose on the planet! The side on the right is more square, the side on the left is round, with a nob.

From the square side, my nose looks perfect:



From the nob side, it looks gross



_____


Then there are my spagetti stains:



These dark stains on my lips where my skin wants to be Mexican. But that is like the only place it wants to try In some pics that dark pigment makes it look like I haven't wiped my mouth after eating and I'm a big slob



I'm hoping my eyes make up for all of that mess:

My Right Eye:




My Lisa Lopes:





If you take all my parts and try to put them back together, you have a real beaut on your hands





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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think you're GORGEOUS!

TheVoid said:

O.M.F.G.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think you have an ADORABLE smile!

TheVoid said:

Dan, you're a little genius.

No frown, but I've got a chipped front tooth (got pushed off a wall in primary school and landed on my face )

I had it fixed once but after hours in the detinst chair, I swallowed it whilst eating fish and chips at home (yes, we do really eat this here).

Anyhow, I don't smile often in photos as a result. This is a rarity - I was just too happy to keep my gob shut.