http://houston.craigslist...99616.html

I wonder how many people went to look at it ?

Well, that's an approach.

All I gotta say is... does dude actually think he is gonna get a roommate ? when your selling you shit you dont do it in a manor like your on something cause really we know he is smoking something

but anyway besides that it was funny as hell

insatiable3 said:

If I had been looking, I would have checked his room out, just becuz of the humour.

I love it.

Even if the room was shit, I'd hang just to see if he was really that funny.

HamsterHuey said:

Same here

My friends know this guy.

ufoclub said:

So, is he creepy, funny or maybe a bit of both?

"Greetings. A small group of extremely cult underground metal personalities are looking to occupy a very grim house/shed/etc for a few months starting in February. Ideally there would be a basement or other subterranean lair suitable for rehearsal/recording for our colossal extreme doom/black metal supergroup, which is what we are going to the area to accomplish. It is okay if there is no running water as long as the dungeon is suitable for very cult metal. Electricity is not necessarily a must but nonetheless would be very convenient. Also it is necessary that there be some area where it would not be a problem to have torches burning eternally, as well as an occasional raging bonfire. It needs to be pointed out that we are all quite poor, and do not need some posh/modern/professional/clean/etc sort of place to live, simply a torture dungeon where we can turn up our amps loud and carry out sacrificial blessing rituals as well as epic strength training, at a cost that is not the result of fancy interiors and cool-looking anything. Let me know if you know anywhere that sounds like it might work. You can live with us there too, I suppose, as long as you are obscure and have a dark personality."

NightwalkerDNB said:

acid just jumped out the screen assaultin' all my finer senses

I just laughed my ass off.

Oh my gawd, that shit is terrific.

Awesome!

lol,this is one of my 'immature' past times

fucking about on craigslist

''lost virginity'' under lost and found

i cant remember my other two but they all got deleted

!

brand new gym so you can get swoll...

I'm moving in.

transcending the walking barefoot experience is totally gangsta an' shit...

I plan on finding one....

Acrylic said:

novabrkr said:

ZombieKitten said:

OMG, I'm posting that on facebook !!!!

I'd go see that place.

HamsterHuey said:

"I recall having a conversation with him about how he was pretty ripped, but wanted to get really 'cut,' but would have to give up beer to do so. He had a fauxhawk with a white stripe down the center at that time. He struck me as a generally positive person, quite friendly. I think he eventually got fired from Valhalla (the bar) for giving his friends free beer."

ufoclub said:

whose testimonial is this?

this is why I live alone