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PrintableSCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: ^
speakin' of unskilled dick....ima have to check on some black porn when I get home. even though it's borin' as all hell. okay this is nasty and off topic (somewhat) but it had me crackin' up!!! I saw this porno where this nucca ass fucked this chick wit his big ole donkey leg and then he hold her cheeks open to reveal this monstrous gaping hole and shouts to the camera "yep...jus like da white girlz do!" I was like  and then I was laughing my ass off. What in the kentucky fried hell!!! I cain't, I just cain't  shit...who you tellin'? I have wayyyyy too much respect for my digestive tract.  | |
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when I bent over to pick up some clothing off the floor my Hubby says "Bloody hell, I could park my bike in that arse, get it clamped and towed away" .....needless to say poontang was out of thw window for the next few days.
Had the flu and looking very rough, you know, no make-up, terrible hair and Hubby says " I wouldn't even stick my dick in that face!£ Nice eh? "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: I cain't, I just cain't shit...who you tellin'? I have wayyyyy too much respect for my digestive tract. | |
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blueblossom said: when I bent over to pick up some clothing off the floor my Hubby says "Bloody hell, I could park my bike in that arse, get it clamped and towed away" .....needless to say poontang was out of thw window for the next few days.
Had the flu and looking very rough, you know, no make-up, terrible hair and Hubby says " I wouldn't even stick my dick in that face!£ Nice eh?  Damn, that's a cold (but funny) muhhfucka!  | |
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vainandy said: "Are you coming to my party? Please come if you get a chance and bring your wife."
 I'm guessing this person is blind AND deaf. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: ^
speakin' of unskilled dick....ima have to check on some black porn when I get home. even though it's borin' as all hell. okay this is nasty and off topic (somewhat) but it had me crackin' up!!! I saw this porno where this nucca ass fucked this chick wit his big ole donkey leg and then he hold her cheeks open to reveal this monstrous gaping hole and shouts to the camera "yep...jus like da white girlz do!" I was like and then I was laughing my ass off. What in the kentucky fried hell!!!You could've asked me cuz I or phunkdaddy know the best black porn "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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Well, it was on autube clip posted here, but still:
"I"m not a big gay guy" (if you haven't seen it, check it out) "We've never been able to pull off a funk number"
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RenHoek said: Didn't hear it... saw it...
WHAT THE HELL?! if that's a mold of his junk, he DESERVES to be clowned "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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"that was amazing, you changed the whole vibe of the crowd"
funny cause i disagreed | |
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today on AI-
Simon: That was a mess (then Ellen tried to be positive) Ellen: well if it was a mess- it was a hot mess LOVE HARD. | |
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RenHoek said: Didn't hear it... saw it...
There are so many things wrong with this here. What is with the fake arm and the dick cozy? I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: There are so many things wrong with this here. What is with the fake arm and the dick cozy?
I didn't even notice the fake arm! 
I was wondering about the turquoise string coming from the left sleeve, and the dead Christmas Tree on his head. 
THEN I noticed that that penis-thing is sticking out.
WHAT.THE.HELL?! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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RenHoek said: Didn't hear it... saw it...
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bboy87 said: DesireeNevermind said: ^
speakin' of unskilled dick....ima have to check on some black porn when I get home. even though it's borin' as all hell. okay this is nasty and off topic (somewhat) but it had me crackin' up!!! I saw this porno where this nucca ass fucked this chick wit his big ole donkey leg and then he hold her cheeks open to reveal this monstrous gaping hole and shouts to the camera "yep...jus like da white girlz do!" I was like and then I was laughing my ass off. What in the kentucky fried hell!!!You could've asked me cuz I or phunkdaddy know the best black porn well hook a sistah up!!!!  And might I add....I aint payin' fo shit!! It betta be free and betta be  +  +  +  +  = 
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DesireeNevermind said: bboy87 said: You could've asked me cuz I or phunkdaddy know the best black porn well hook a sistah up!!!! And might I add....I aint payin' fo shit!! It betta be free and betta be + + + + =
and no 400 pound chicks neither cuz thatz jus gross as all hell. Don't insult me it's all about hourglass pussy over here!
If you make a thread dedicated to porn, I'll supply the goods  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: DesireeNevermind said: well hook a sistah up!!!! And might I add....I aint payin' fo shit!! It betta be free and betta be + + + + =
and no 400 pound chicks neither cuz thatz jus gross as all hell. Don't insult me it's all about hourglass pussy over here!
If you make a thread dedicated to porn, I'll supply the goods  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: bboy87 said: Don't insult me it's all about hourglass pussy over here!
If you make a thread dedicated to porn, I'll supply the goods Hour.glass.pussy | |
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SCNDLS said: PurpleRighteous1 said: Hour.glass.pussy that is hilarious! | |
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SCNDLS said: PurpleRighteous1 said: Hour.glass.pussy I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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