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PrintableLast night, when my homegirl and I got back from the club, we crashed out on my bed... I was asleep, and her phone rang. She's been coughing all week, and while she was on the phone, she replied to the caller, "That's me choking..." and apparently (she told me about this in the morning), I said, IN MY SLEEP, "Yeah, on my jizz."
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Acrylic said: Last night, when my homegirl and I got back from the club, we crashed out on my bed... I was asleep, and her phone rang. She's been coughing all week, and while she was on the phone, she replied to the caller, "That's me choking..." and apparently (she told me about this in the morning), I said, IN MY SLEEP, "Yeah, on my jizz."
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Acrylic said: Last night, when my homegirl and I got back from the club, we crashed out on my bed... I was asleep, and her phone rang. She's been coughing all week, and while she was on the phone, she replied to the caller, "That's me choking..." and apparently (she told me about this in the morning), I said, IN MY SLEEP, "Yeah, on my jizz."
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Today in church, we had a guest speaker. She made a point of mentioning that her husband is 20 years her senior. I got a text message from a friend that said, "Blue pills, I'm just sayin'."  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Cuddles said: We are holding a fashion event at this venue in March and my boss said she wanted to let loose vicious dogs at the end of the show.
That sounds like a really good idea. | |
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vivid said: Cuddles said: We are holding a fashion event at this venue in March and my boss said she wanted to let loose vicious dogs at the end of the show.
That sounds like a really good idea. we belong to an exclusive under ground movement simply known by its initials I H P To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Acrylic said: Last night, when my homegirl and I got back from the club, we crashed out on my bed... I was asleep, and her phone rang. She's been coughing all week, and while she was on the phone, she replied to the caller, "That's me choking..." and apparently (she told me about this in the morning), I said, IN MY SLEEP, "Yeah, on my jizz."
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moderatorCuddles said: vivid said: That sounds like a really good idea. we belong to an exclusive under ground movement simply known by its initials I H P I Hate Poofs ? | |
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Last night while watching Let's Talk About Pep
Jacque: I don't like oral sex, at ALL 
Kittie: What in the hell is wrong with America today?!?!? 
I actually like this show a lot | |
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SCNDLS said: Last night while watching Let's Talk About Pep
Jacque: I don't like oral sex, at ALL
Kittie: What in the hell is wrong with America today?!?!?
I actually like this show a lotlol I caught a few minutes of it yesterday. Im gonna set my dvr to record it. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: SCNDLS said: Last night while watching Let's Talk About Pep
Jacque: I don't like oral sex, at ALL
Kittie: What in the hell is wrong with America today?!?!?
I actually like this show a lotlol I caught a few minutes of it yesterday. Im gonna set my dvr to record it. I actually LOVE this show, it's really like a reality version of SATC. I didn't expect to like it but as the weeks go on I'm feeling it.  | |
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"I love Sydney. It's so quiet!"
"...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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SCNDLS said: ThreadCula said: lol I caught a few minutes of it yesterday. Im gonna set my dvr to record it. I actually LOVE this show, it's really like a reality version of SATC. I didn't expect to like it but as the weeks go on I'm feeling it. It is soooo good. I fell out laughing at it! **--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••-
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daPrettyman said: SCNDLS said: I actually LOVE this show, it's really like a reality version of SATC. I didn't expect to like it but as the weeks go on I'm feeling it. It is soooo good. I fell out laughing at it!  Today's was too funny. I LOVE Kittie.  | |
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SCNDLS said: daPrettyman said: It is soooo good. I fell out laughing at it! Today's was too funny. I LOVE Kittie. U would love Kittie.
I love Pep and Kittie. Jaquie works my nerves. She is so damn sidditty. She'll never have an orgasm because she has the stick up her ass. **--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••-
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daPrettyman said: SCNDLS said: Today's was too funny. I LOVE Kittie. U would love Kittie.
I love Pep and Kittie. Jaquie works my nerves. She is so damn sidditty. She'll never have an orgasm because she has the stick up her ass. You know Kittie my gurl, with her over the top ass.
Jacque is too desperate but you know they gotta have the uptight one. But I'm with her about dude who's the jailbird. You gotta be careful these days. But she do need to quit frontin' cuz I've heard stories 'bout her ass in the real world. I didn't know she was on DL Hughley's radio show tho. | |
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SCNDLS said: daPrettyman said: U would love Kittie.
I love Pep and Kittie. Jaquie works my nerves. She is so damn sidditty. She'll never have an orgasm because she has the stick up her ass. You know Kittie my gurl, with her over the top ass.
Jacque is too desperate but you know they gotta have the uptight one. But I'm with her about dude who's the jailbird. You gotta be careful these days. But she do need to quit frontin' cuz I've heard stories 'bout her ass in the real world. I didn't know she was on DL Hughley's radio show tho. Yeah, DL's show is her full-time gig. She does the TJMS part time, though. I think she has one more job. I get the fact she didn't want the jailbird, but she needs to find herself, then she can love someone else. **--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••-
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daPrettyman said: SCNDLS said: You know Kittie my gurl, with her over the top ass.
Jacque is too desperate but you know they gotta have the uptight one. But I'm with her about dude who's the jailbird. You gotta be careful these days. But she do need to quit frontin' cuz I've heard stories 'bout her ass in the real world. I didn't know she was on DL Hughley's radio show tho. Yeah, DL's show is her full-time gig. She does the TJMS part time, though. I think she has one more job. I get the fact she didn't want the jailbird, but she needs to find herself, then she can love someone else. She need to find an orgasm then she'd be alright! : | |
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SCNDLS said: daPrettyman said: Yeah, DL's show is her full-time gig. She does the TJMS part time, though. I think she has one more job. I get the fact she didn't want the jailbird, but she needs to find herself, then she can love someone else. She need to find an orgasm then she'd be alright! :**--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••--**--••**--••-
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My girlfriend calling to complain about her man.
"If that fool didn't have a big dick and a half way decent job I'd leave his ass..." What's really funny is that I could have sworn she told me ole dude was laid off. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: My girlfriend calling to complain about her man.
"If that fool didn't have a big dick and a half way decent job I'd leave his ass..." What's really funny is that I could have sworn she told me ole dude was laid off. A big dick will make you overlook/forget all kinds of shit  | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: My girlfriend calling to complain about her man.
"If that fool didn't have a big dick and a half way decent job I'd leave his ass..." What's really funny is that I could have sworn she told me ole dude was laid off. A big dick will make you overlook/forget all kinds of shit It doesn't have to be big, if he has Skeeeels! 
I met this fool with a 3rd leg... ...but he had NO CLUE what to do with it.
It was sad, really. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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^ I couldn't handle no third leg. I still hope to have chirren some day. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: ^ I couldn't handle no third leg. I still hope to have chirren some day.
So picture a fool who has a lot, AND wields it like a deadly weapon...  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: DesireeNevermind said: ^ I couldn't handle no third leg. I still hope to have chirren some day.
So picture a fool who has a lot, AND wields it like a deadly weapon... dayum.... I mean | |
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DesireeNevermind said: chocolate1 said: So picture a fool who has a lot, AND wields it like a deadly weapon... dayum.... I mean Not pretty...Clumsy, unskilled, annoying. It turned out to be, "Please stop."  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: SCNDLS said: A big dick will make you overlook/forget all kinds of shit It doesn't have to be big, if he has Skeeeels!
I met this fool with a 3rd leg... ...but he had NO CLUE what to do with it.
It was sad, really. True 
Okay correction: Some good dick will make you overlook/forget all kinds of shit | |
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DesireeNevermind said: ^ I couldn't handle no third leg. I still hope to have chirren some day.
I done told ya'll a bitch got fibroids I ain't got time for all that  [Edited 2/22/10 16:48pm] | |
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speakin' of unskilled dick....ima have to check on some black porn when I get home. even though it's borin' as all hell. okay this is nasty and off topic (somewhat) but it had me crackin' up!!! I saw this porno where this nucca ass fucked this chick wit his big ole donkey leg and then he hold her cheeks open to reveal this monstrous gaping hole and shouts to the camera "yep...jus like da white girlz do!" I was like  and then I was laughing my ass off. What in the kentucky fried hell!!! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: ^
speakin' of unskilled dick....ima have to check on some black porn when I get home. even though it's borin' as all hell. okay this is nasty and off topic (somewhat) but it had me crackin' up!!! I saw this porno where this nucca ass fucked this chick wit his big ole donkey leg and then he hold her cheeks open to reveal this monstrous gaping hole and shouts to the camera "yep...jus like da white girlz do!" I was like and then I was laughing my ass off. What in the kentucky fried hell!!! I cain't, I just cain't | |
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