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A Man Was At Home Watching TV And Eating Peanuts He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'  | |
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 I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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HA! ew   12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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You always makes me laugh.  | |
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in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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funkpill said: He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.' Believe it or not... there's scientific evidence that we always recognize our family by the smell of their skin... and without really knowing it, we also seem to choose our significant other by their "Odour Code"; so now Ya know. | |
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ewwww seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!   I'm firmly planted in denial |
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 Um....how does daddy know what his daughter's coochie smell like?
still funny tho. | |
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 Sweet bajesus.... | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Um....how does daddy know what his daughter's coochie smell like?
still funny tho. That's what I was thinking! | |
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funkpill said: He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'  2039 all treasures retrieved | |
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noimageatall said:
 LYSOL?! Damn....that's just...damn....no words for that.
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Douche with regular LYSOL?
Holy fuck damn! | |
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BellBeautyinside said: funkpill said: He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.' Believe it or not... there's scientific evidence that we always recognize our family by the smell of their skin... and without really knowing it, we also seem to choose our significant other by their "Odour Code"; so now Ya know. what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them ''now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal'' | |
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Zinzi said: BellBeautyinside said: Believe it or not... there's scientific evidence that we always recognize our family by the smell of their skin... and without really knowing it, we also seem to choose our significant other by their "Odour Code"; so now Ya know. what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them How many of us end up marrying someone we saw on TV or in a magazine? | |
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I used to work at a car dealership which had a large fishtank in the showroom. I usually got lumbered with the job of feeding them every afternoon. After handling the fish food one afternoon I went up to one of my co-workers, thrust my finger under his nose and said 'smell my finger and guess where it's been'. He was disgusted
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florescent said:
I used to work at a car dealership which had a large fishtank in the showroom. I usually got lumbered with the job of feeding them every afternoon. After handling the fish food one afternoon I went up to one of my co-workers, thrust my finger under his nose and said 'smell my finger and guess where it's been'. He was disgusted
wrong emoticon edit [Edited 2/20/10 12:48pm] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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PunkMistress said: Douche with regular LYSOL?
Holy fuck damn! I know...right? I think men had in for us. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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PunkMistress said: Zinzi said: what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them How many of us end up marrying someone we saw on TV or in a magazine? its not about ending up marrying im saying the chemical attraction cant be through smell seeing as you cant smell everyone you are attracted too ''now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal'' | |
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florescent said:
I used to work at a car dealership which had a large fishtank in the showroom. I usually got lumbered with the job of feeding them every afternoon. After handling the fish food one afternoon I went up to one of my co-workers, thrust my finger under his nose and said 'smell my finger and guess where it's been'. He was disgusted
wrong emoticon edit [Edited 2/20/10 12:48pm] OMG! I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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Zinzi said: BellBeautyinside said: Believe it or not... there's scientific evidence that we always recognize our family by the smell of their skin... and without really knowing it, we also seem to choose our significant other by their "Odour Code"; so now Ya know. what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them Well, I guess you have a big problem then. | |
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PunkMistress said: Zinzi said: what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them How many of us end up marrying someone we saw on TV or in a magazine?  Lmbo! | |
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BellBeautyinside said: Zinzi said: what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them Well, I guess you have a big problem then. Ask Tame. She'll explain how that works.  ACRYLIC
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PunkMistress said: Zinzi said: what if you like someone you saw on TV or in a magazine? cant smell them How many of us end up marrying someone we saw on TV or in a magazine? I think one did | |
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