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Reply #390 posted 02/23/10 8:34pm

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Tiger needs to sit his ass down and let the dust settle. In a year or two nobody will remember him or his low budget hos.
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Reply #391 posted 02/23/10 9:28pm

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lol
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Reply #392 posted 02/24/10 4:14am

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DesireeNevermind said:

Tiger needs to sit his ass down and let the dust settle. In a year or two nobody will remember him or his low budget hos.

But how long does it take for dirty pussy vapors to fade away? lol
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Reply #393 posted 02/24/10 6:05am

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bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Tiger needs to sit his ass down and let the dust settle. In a year or two nobody will remember him or his low budget hos.

But how long does it take for dirty pussy vapors to fade away? lol

neutral Bbboy . . . pray
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Reply #394 posted 02/24/10 7:55am

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SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:


But how long does it take for dirty pussy vapors to fade away? lol

neutral Bbboy . . . pray


I'm telling you, e'vry since he turned 22, he has been incorrigible!
no no no! no no no! no no no!

lol
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Reply #395 posted 02/24/10 9:33am

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bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Tiger needs to sit his ass down and let the dust settle. In a year or two nobody will remember him or his low budget hos.

But how long does it take for dirty pussy vapors to fade away? lol



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Reply #396 posted 02/25/10 9:11am

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Tiger Woods PETA Billboard Controversy
February 24th, 2010

On Wednesday, the animal rights group unveiled plans to use Tiger’s likeness on a billboard that reads: “Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing … For Little Tigers Too. Help Keep Your Cats (and Dogs) Out of Trouble: Always Spay or Neuter! PETA.” The ad — which is a part of PETA’s campaign to encourage pet owners to spay and neuter their animals — could go up near Woods’ Isleworth home in Windermere.



http://www.popcrunch.com/...ntroversy/
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Reply #397 posted 02/25/10 9:22am

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I wish they'd make a documentary or HBO special on Tiger and his hos. Do a timeline from when his pops passed to when he banged the last trick. Dr. Drew can make an appearance and discuss the symptoms of sex addicktion. giggle
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Reply #398 posted 02/25/10 9:26am

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DesireeNevermind said:

I wish they'd make a documentary or HBO special on Tiger and his hos. Do a timeline from when his pops passed to when he banged the last trick. Dr. Drew can make an appearance and discuss the symptoms of sex addicktion. giggle

Girl, Dr. Drew was KILLING me in his assessment of this press conference. He basically called it bullshit and said Tiger should be concerned about apologizing to those close to him instead of making a spectacle. He also said he's very concerned about Tiger's recovery because he's apparently going back for more intensive counseling which according to Dr. Drew is not normal unless there's been a setback. You know you ain't shit when Dr. Drew comes out the bag on you. lol
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Reply #399 posted 02/25/10 9:29am

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SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I wish they'd make a documentary or HBO special on Tiger and his hos. Do a timeline from when his pops passed to when he banged the last trick. Dr. Drew can make an appearance and discuss the symptoms of sex addicktion. giggle

Girl, Dr. Drew was KILLING me in his assessment of this press conference. He basically called it bullshit and said Tiger should be concerned about apologizing to those close to him instead of making a spectacle. He also said he's very concerned about Tiger's recovery because he's apparently going back for more intensive counseling which according to Dr. Drew is not normal unless there's been a setback. You know you ain't shit when Dr. Drew comes out the bag on you. lol


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tru dat! I love me some Dr. Drew!
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Reply #400 posted 02/25/10 9:31am

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DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:


Girl, Dr. Drew was KILLING me in his assessment of this press conference. He basically called it bullshit and said Tiger should be concerned about apologizing to those close to him instead of making a spectacle. He also said he's very concerned about Tiger's recovery because he's apparently going back for more intensive counseling which according to Dr. Drew is not normal unless there's been a setback. You know you ain't shit when Dr. Drew comes out the bag on you. lol


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tru dat! I love me some Dr. Drew!

He sexy too. I loved when he'd wear jeans and a t-shirt on his show. I didn't know Dr. Drew was working with some guns. love
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Reply #401 posted 02/25/10 12:20pm

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Mstrustme said:





just *dead* faint
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Reply #402 posted 02/25/10 12:25pm

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All this mumbo jumbo. Tiger aint nuthin' but a Ho.

He's a HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!

And i bet he gotta little pee pee too. Which I'd kindly overlook for all that cash. Little rubberband nucca!!! disbelief
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Reply #403 posted 03/02/10 5:56pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:


But how long does it take for dirty pussy vapors to fade away? lol



faint

they're purple and grey lol
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Reply #404 posted 03/02/10 6:07pm

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THIS THREAD IS ALIVE!!!!!

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Reply #405 posted 03/02/10 6:22pm

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a moment for some light laughter giggle

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T.W. jokes


Q: How did Tiger Wood's ethnicity play a role in his driving accident?
A: The black in Tiger bought the Cadillac Escalade, the asian in him wrecked it!

Q: What happened when Tiger Woods signed his scorecard with a 69?
A: The PGA asked if it was on the golf course or in the bedroom!

Q: In which Wayan Brothers movie does Tiger Woods make a cameo?
A: White Chicks 2!

Q: Why is Tiger's golf game no different than his personal life?
A: He's always getting his balls cleaned!

Q. How was Elin Nordegren able to confirm her suspicions about Tiger's infidelity?
A: The Golf Channel reported that Tiger had been working with an extra-stiff shaft in between rounds of his last tournament!

Q: What corporations are still thinking about signing Tiger Wood's to an endorsement deal?
A: Trojan, KY Jelly, Motel 6, Lavalife, Adultfriendfinder, AshleyMadison!

Q: Why did Gatorade dump Tiger Woods' Focus sports drink?
A: Because the slogan "Is it in You?", now has a different connotation!

Q: What is Tiger Woods' favorite driver?
A: His screwdriver.

Q: Why did Tiger Woods get into so much trouble?
A: Because he put his driver into the wrong bag!

Q: Is Tiger Woods the greatest golfer in history?; the debate continues.
A: Has Tiger Woods been in more holes than any other professional golfer?; the debate is over.

Q: What did Confucius say to Tiger Woods?
A: He who drives well in "fairway" does not always "fare" well in driveway.

Q: What is the name of the porn film about Tiger Woods life
A: Black Thai Affairs!

Q: What is Tiger Woods newly changed legal name?
A: Tiger Woodies!

Q: If Tiger is not really a Tiger then what is he?
A: A CHEETAH!

Q: Why does Tiger Woods always want the gallery to be quiet when he's playing golf?
A: He's tired of the kids saying "Hi! Dad"! "Hi! Dad"!

Q: What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
A: They've both been clubbed by Norwegians!

Q: What did Elin Nordegren do that no other golfer has done before?
A: Beat Tiger Woods with a 9-iron!

Q: What is the most ironic part of the whole Tiger Woods incident?
A: A big Tiger was knocked-out by a little pussy!

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa Claus stops after 3 ho's!

Q: Why does Tiger like the jungle?
A: He gets a lot of bush in the jungle because he is a tiger!

Q: What was the number one answer in a survey asking 1000 women about whether they would sleep with Tiger Woods?
A: Never Again!

Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods' wife and his Escalade?
A: The white airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.

Q: What do you get if your in bed with any of Tiger's alleged mistresses?
A: WOOD!

Tiger woods has admitted to his wife, Elin Woods, that he has played around with 7 women. His wife thinks there are at least 11 more he has had sex with because she knows Tiger likes to play 18 holes.

When Tiger woods wife was hitting him with the golf club she asked how many women he had slept with.
Witnesses said they heard him scream "FOUR".
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Reply #406 posted 03/02/10 6:32pm

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hah! classic!!!!
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa Claus stops after 3 ho's!

Q: In which Wayan Brothers movie does Tiger Woods make a cameo?
A: White Chicks 2!

Q: What is the name of the porn film about Tiger Woods life
A: Black Thai Affairs!
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