STOPIT!!! Ya'll making me pee myself!

DesireeNevermind said:

Ashley, now dat's a classy ho. If you gon' be a ho, she's a ho a bitch can aspire to.

Scalpinatin'?

Tiger makes for good comedy.

This thread = EPIC WIN!

cant wait for the sat night live skit

wheres the video .. tigers gone wild

fingertips said:

Why? SNL has blundered through every skit they have done on Woods. Really NBC needs to pull the plug on that shit fest.

who is the chubby dude that plays Tiger on SNL? He looks like he can barely get through the skits cuz they're so stupid.

I will say that he's got that whole white man cheap ass thing going down.

Hair lookin' busted and receding.....check
Cheap ass, ill fittin' suit....check
Wasting money on cheap sub par hoes....check

Tiger, you are right...you are not Black.

You know Diddy and Jay are like....

BklynBabe said:

Flame bait!

Was he wearing flip-flops?

BklynBabe said:

Fauxie said:[quote]

BklynBabe said:

Flame bait!

Was he wearing flip-flops?[/quote]

...probably with socks!

All the people that keep saying Tiger doesn't owe anybody anything except his wife have zero understanding of business/ organizational life and will not go very far in their own personal endeavors of such. You can try to "should" away all the unspoken rules of corporate politics all you want. It ain't gonna happen. And it doesn't matter whether you like it or not. People's opinions of you may not matter to you personally, but they most certainly matter when it comes to how far you go in business and in your career.

Tiger Woods is more than a golfer. Tiger Woods is a brand, a business entity. And that entity, just like all others, has people to answer to even if it's not you per se.

TheVoid said:

TheVoid said:

I'm sayin' though.....he ain't a politician, he ain't some dude in high power, he ain't even that cool! Why the hell he gotta do a press conference like he Bill Clinton? I don't give a fuck about that lame ass!

Here's some mo' shit he needs to apologize for if he's in the mood:

Apologize to Nike for making them look wack as fuck after years of being cool. Yo bitch ass blandness made them look weak

Apologize to me for yo wack ass Old Spice commercials. Havin' me smell like a 12 year old senior citizen in gym class

Apologize to all men for fuckin a C class porn star

Apologize for givin' lightskinned brothas with good hair a bad name

Apologize to yo wife for puttin her at risk of STDs cuz you decided to fuck with 2s. You could've fucked with 10s but nooooo You fucked with hoes who would fail a hooker audition. Ole bitchass muthafucka

and apologize to my nuts cuz you and your wack ass hoe brigade has been polluting my TV for too damn long


BITCH

^^ OMG!

State of My Household Address with Tiger Woods. I really didn't need to see this on every channel.

SCNDLS said:

Those folks are truly pathetic, and they need to get a fucking clue. Pro athletes are entertainers, no different than actors or rock stars. They've been chasing hoes since the days of Jack Johnson & Babe Ruth. So why should they be different than the rest of us? How about you doing your job as a parent?

Adisa said:

EXTREMELY well-said!

Adisa said:

It has become apparent to me that when that a corporation is required, for many various reasons, they make media spectacles of their business entities. Common people wouldn't realize this, they just ride the wave of their personal opinions that the corporations have set up. Come on, this shit with tiger has been going on for ages. It just suddenly becomes an issue now? All the people who believe this are the suckers of the media and corporations. No one has to answer to anyone but what kind of sucker they are themselves.

bboy87 said:

Now even Riley has somethiing to say...I just can't...

I love everyone bitching bout who cares, and why should he say he's sorry, when this shit broke that damn thread on here went on for more than 100 pages. People couldnt get enough of that shit.


Ya'll love this type of crap just be honest bout it.

lazycrockett said:

I haven't seen or follwed any of what's actually happened with his story, but I LOVE the commentary here on the board! The commentary is what's the real entertainment for me! I just noticed at the grocery store check out he's on the front page of one of our lightweight newspapers here in Hamburg...I wasn't even remotely interested in what it had to say, other than observing that it looks like he's aging and is developing a double chin. Beyond that, I give not to pumps and a stroke what he does, although it does make for hilarious jokes here

lazycrockett said:

Not really. I'm not a Mantan fan, but the morality police(fans, media, other golfers, internet know-it-alls) annoy the fuck out of me. They need to come out of their glass houses.

lazycrockett said:

this particular set of lyrics always say it best for me in such cases as this




I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry

We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry

Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around

some of the lyrics from song: "dirty laundry" by don henley
http://www.lyricsdomain.c...undry.html
[Edited 2/20/10 9:01am]

uPtoWnNY said:

Agreed.....much 2 do about absolutely NOTHING.

lazycrockett said:

This shit made for some good dissing....three months ago

What more was left to say?

Just like telling everyone to leave his wife alone....was he thinking about her when he was digging in these low class tricks raw without a jimmy hat and leaving messages on their phones to cover his bitch ass.

All this apology really did was solidify his bitchassness rating....

Like we are supposed to be poor poor Tiger and shit. Let me tell you, I'm flat broke and folk still don't know my business, so what the hell?

bboy87 said:

x chamillionaire

lazycrockett said:

Why is it folks always wanna talk shit about what we comment on here on the Org? Especially when they themselves are on the very thread they are questioning cracking jokes and stating their opinion?

That's what we do here, talk about current events and other bullshit for entertainment's sake. It does not mean that I care about this topic and many that I comment on in any real sense whatsoever cuz Tigga has no impact on my life. It really ain't that serious but it's funny as hell and I reserve the right to point and laugh at his lame, punk ass, and the next celebrity fuck up, to my heart's content.