fingertips said:

Days has better scripts and actors.

Saw this at another thread, and I agree with the poster 100%


That's my Tiger Woods press conference.

"I'm here to say... Fuck all y'all. Go back home to your mundane, redundant lives, and leave me the hell alone. Ya, I cheated on my wife. Half of y'all do. I just get the limelight on it because I'm a celebrity. Eat a dick. I'm gonna go back to eating porn stars' pussy. Deuces."

Ahhh... The magazines I would sell for all those damned tabloids? They'd love me.

Any body see any brothers in that room?

He doesn't need to say shit to anyone but his wife.

Lame.

That press conference was exactly what I expected.....a failed attempt at image building and trying to hold onto endorsements. Newsflash Tigga, the media is not to blame for you inability to keep your dick with your wife and your apparent lack of game coupled with incredibly poor eyesight.

SCNDLS said:

If none of this is going to matter in a year, then it would seem the only reason he did this was to preserve his marriage. And I believed him when he said that was all that matters to him right now.

Yeah, he's still got some arrogance. But no one's going to eliminate 34 years of arrogance in 3 months.

RodeoSchro said:

This public spectacle had ZERO to do with his marriage. He's prolly been apologizing to her til he's blue in the face. How does his marriage benefit from this added publicity when things were dying down? It doesn't at all. Elin is gonna do what she's gonna do, and I'd bet all my shoes that she did not ask or want him to do this.

This show was strictly for the golf and sponsorship powers that be because everyone knows he's gotta flog himself publicly before he can earn again. This gives everyone the excuse, "Well, he apologized to all us so it's okay for us to resume paying him billions." Without this press conference, business can't go back to normal. And if they've already lost $12 billion in three months they cannot afford to go a year with him in hiding.
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uPtoWnNY said:

and I would have pimp-walked out to the tune "I got hoes...in different area codes" and shouted out I'm rich, biotches! And then I would buy my own island, stock it full of hoes and cigars and champagne and keep it moving!

uPtoWnNY said:

and I would have pimp-walked out to the tune "I got hoes...in different area codes" and shouted out I'm rich, biotches! And then I would buy my own island, stock it full of hoes and cigars and champagne and keep it moving!

doesn't he hve "F U" Money at this point?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's what I'm saying....

Mr. Woods should kept his mouth closed. For one, Woods is golf because nobody was watching the boring ass shit befo' he came on the scene and most folks don't pay it any mind when Woods not playing. I'm reading already well we wanna know this and that.... please. If he didn't fuck your wife and is sho' isn't your man it's none of anyones business if he's changes or if he's sorry.

This is some American white people phony ass bullshit..... yeah I said.

LOL at all the pathetic people acting as if Tiger owes them something, especially the tools at ESPN and idiot parents using him as a role model. How about parents being role models to their kids, and not relying on some dude who swings a golf club/shoots a basketball/throws a football? Damn.

Where did he get the busted ass outfit from?

TD3 said:

Damn, true but daaaaamn!

SCNDLS said:

You know it ain the bl in the coblinasian speaking. He should be telling people to kiss his Coblinasian ass!

OK. I just saw the Tigga press conference, and all I have to say is this:















Negro, please!

Shyra said:

DesireeNevermind said:

co- But you know I woulda said, "nucca, please!" (sometimes you just need a nucca)

SCNDLS said:

Shit I need a nucca right now!!! Or at least for 15 minutes.

Tigga needs to keep his hat on. He don't look so good all scalpinatin' and shit.

DesireeNevermind said:

And his ass need some sun

SCNDLS said:

Oh yes indeed. He was lookin all anemic and shit. Now you know a dude got a serious Ho problem when he can't take his ass outside for a few minutes.

DesireeNevermind said:

Did you see porn star ho's press conference with her boo-hooing about falling in love with Tigga??? I'm mad at the "news" for showing all this shit.