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The Exclusive Fabulous 23 dinner hosted by Michael Jordan (pictures) ....aka...Michael Jordan needs a stylist.....Part 2
 
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Okay, here's goes  :
1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl 
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height 
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah 
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama 
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint  [Edited 2/15/10 3:05am] | |
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looks like Mike isn't the only one that needs a stylist.  | |
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Ottensen said: Okay, here's goes
:
1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint
[Edited 2/15/10 3:05am] 
I said to Chris, "Why does Robin Thicke look like he went to see the Mexican shaman from La Bamba???" | |
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Ottensen said: Okay, here's goes
:
1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint
[Edited 2/15/10 3:05am] Damn I've only posted my picture probably TWICE here and ya'll know my style? Auntie I feel like I buying you short set I'm not feelin' the jacket but yeah that's pretty much me
and did you notice Taraji looked mad tired in that picture with Russell? maybe it's just the expression .....and now to Jordan..... 1. Damn I didn't know that started making Cheez-It colored contacts!
2. Why does he look like he just finished washing his car and just threw on that jacket? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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It's a shame, but Jordan's clothes look better than the clothes he usually wears. I don't think I've seen one outfit that worked in the past 2 years for Jordan. [Edited 2/15/10 5:43am] | |
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: Okay, here's goes
:
1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint
[Edited 2/15/10 3:05am] Damn I've only posted my picture probably TWICE here and ya'll know my style? Auntie I feel like I buying you short set I'm not feelin' the jacket but yeah that's pretty much me
and did you notice Taraji looked mad tired in that picture with Russell? maybe it's just the expression .....and now to Jordan..... 1. Damn I didn't know that started making Cheez-It colored contacts!
2. Why does he look like he just finished washing his car and just threw on that jacket? Cheez-It colored contacts! 
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Unfortunately none of these well fed side liners have had enough taste to meet this man:
http://latimesblogs.latim...ck-taylor/ then and only then would they have their shit together for one shining moment. To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Ottensen said: 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! You mean 6'7" Joe Johnson?
. [Edited 2/15/10 6:03am] MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: Ottensen said: 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! You mean 6'7" Joe Johnson?
. [Edited 2/15/10 6:03am] his belt and sneakers fuck that whole shit up. Normal belt and shoes, and a longer vest would get his ass in GQ, not SLAM. 
btw, what's up with your Hawks Nick?!? | |
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Fauxie said: You mean 6'7" Joe Johnson?
. [Edited 2/15/10 6:03am] JerseyKRS said: his belt and sneakers fuck that whole shit up. Normal belt and shoes, and a longer vest would get his ass in GQ, not SLAM.
Yup.
btw, what's up with your Hawks Nick?!?
We've just got a really solid all-round team right now. Crawford was a rare, awesome acquisition (gotta be sixth man of the year). Right now is the key part though. Could be JJ's last season with us (probably is) and the Hawks management isn't exactly known for its shrewd trade moves. JJ wants a max contract and he's no spring chicken. This year could be our best shot at playoff success in a long time so it's now or never.  Our problem is we've got the Celtics licked at the moment but can't beat Orlando.
In other Hawks news, Josh Smith should've been an all-star and should've been considered for the preliminary Olympics squad.  Youngest player ever to 1,000 career blocks. 
. [Edited 2/15/10 6:32am] MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Wow, so much money, yet so little style and taste. Common and Spike are the only people who look half decent in those pics (yes, including the women). " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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KoolEaze said: Wow, so much money, yet so little style and taste. Common and Spike are the only people who look half decent in those pics (yes, including the women).
It has been my experience that very few people have what I'd call "style and taste" regardless of how mauch money they have. I'd say around 5 to 10% of the population have "style and taste". Look at Michael Jackson, 4 example. One of thee tackiest dressers of all time and he had more access than most humans whom have every lived. | |
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I think we now KNOW that Juanita was dressing his triflin' ass all those years when he actually looked good. 
Damn, a bitch is TIDE!!! 
It's been a long and fabulous weekend. Dallas REALLY did it BIG even in the snow. Next up, Superbowl!  | |
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PunkMistress said: Ottensen said: Okay, here's goes
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1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint
[Edited 2/15/10 3:05am]
I said to Chris, "Why does Robin Thicke look like he went to see the Mexican shaman from La Bamba???" @ BOF o' ya'll!
(but true)  | |
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PunkMistress said: bboy87 said: Damn I've only posted my picture probably TWICE here and ya'll know my style? Auntie I feel like I buying you short set I'm not feelin' the jacket but yeah that's pretty much me
and did you notice Taraji looked mad tired in that picture with Russell? maybe it's just the expression .....and now to Jordan..... 1. Damn I didn't know that started making Cheez-It colored contacts!
2. Why does he look like he just finished washing his car and just threw on that jacket? Cheez-It colored contacts!
Shut UP! Straight ta hell he is a-goin' | |
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Vivica now looks like a toast colored Joan Rivers or Madame without Waylon Jennings  [Edited 2/15/10 7:35am] | |
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i wanna know who told that brother int eh second photo that plaid and tweed would work??? and why the brotha with the high school gucci outfit look he's going to wash cars!? THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Ottie, you KNOW I'd rather walk on my lips than disagree with you, BUT . . .
1. MJ's Becky don't look no kindsa "polished" with that tacky Tory Burch bag which is a "cheap" knock off of the Gucci clutch that came out 3 years ago (of which I got two.) With them Jordan ducats at her disposal she gotta come better than that.
2. As for the handbag vs. clutch issue, big bags are IN now, especially since everyone is so casual nowadays. No, I wouldn't rock a satchel or hobo with a formal evening gown but with a cute sassy LBD or cocktail dress the right "big" bag works (granted Taraji's ain't the one). 
For example, I carried this bag Saturday night while wearing a LBD to the players gala. 
Oh, and is that a curl MC Lyte's working?  Her hair is usually FLAWLESS! | |
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The pics of Robin and Common.  | |
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What is up with Jordan's yellow eyes? Jaundice? | |
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Graycap23 said: What is up with Jordan's yellow eyes? Jaundice?
Lots of folks whites turn yellow as they age. His daddy had that shit too. | |
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bboy87 said: Ottensen said: Okay, here's goes
:
1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint
[Edited 2/15/10 3:05am] Damn I've only posted my picture probably TWICE here and ya'll know my style? Auntie I feel like I buying you short set I'm not feelin' the jacket but yeah that's pretty much me
and did you notice Taraji looked mad tired in that picture with Russell? maybe it's just the expression .....and now to Jordan..... 1. Damn I didn't know that started making Cheez-It colored contacts!
2. Why does he look like he just finished washing his car and just threw on that jacket? I thought with the logo accessories he might be overdoing just a tad for your taste, but he's on the right track at least!  | |
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Fauxie said: Ottensen said: 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! You mean 6'7" Joe Johnson?
. [Edited 2/15/10 6:03am] I don't know who he is  | |
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SCNDLS said: Graycap23 said: What is up with Jordan's yellow eyes? Jaundice?
Lots of folks whites turn yellow as they age. His daddy had that shit too. That happened 2 Walter Payton right before he found out he had liver problems. | |
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Ottensen said: Fauxie said: You mean 6'7" Joe Johnson?
. [Edited 2/15/10 6:03am] I don't know who he is I kept saying that ALL weekend. That's how I KNOW my ass is getting old cuz I didn't recognize MOST of the players. I was like, "Hell, he tall and black I guess he plays ball."  | |
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Graycap23 said: SCNDLS said: Lots of folks whites turn yellow as they age. His daddy had that shit too. That happened 2 Walter Payton right before he found out he had liver problems. Yeah, that's right, but you always see old black folks with yeller eyes. | |
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PunkMistress said: Ottensen said: Okay, here's goes
:
1. It is time for someone to tell Vivica to lay off the damn surgeon's knife! She was looking great prob about 3 years ago, and now the more she goes on the table the older she looks. Let that rest, girl
2. Somebody please tell these celebrities that it is not correct to carry a tote bag for a dinner event (cough, cough, Taraji). Next time, smaller scale handbag please, hell, less than 12 inches in length and 6 inches in height
3. Cedric the Entertainer loves the hell out of plaid fabrics with turtlenecks. That's like his signature look
4. Jordan's lady looks really nice here, I'm seen some other pics where she simply looked like a hot rancid mess at events, regardless of her great taste in shoes. Sometimes she just looks like the shady production coordinator that borrowed the Leboutin samples from her magazine client's wardrobe room at the hotel. This night she looks polished! 5. Why is common so danggone fine...without even trying...? Serena girl, I hope he broke that back ooooouT!!!!! ....and I hope you get some more for the rest of us in spirit, Sistah
6. Lala got some BIG OLE tatas!!! Well, work it, mama
7. Why Spike got on my grandmama's church hat? 8. Whoever that lil boy is in the brown leather jacket is... I could see bboy wearing that outfit! 9. Robin Thicke probably has the prettiest teeth I ever seen on a man (his mother who I love, has a snaggle tooth that he apparently didn't inherit), i just wish he would get rid of the sidewalk stand necklaces and bracelets that look like he got from a hackey sack vendor. Keep your sh** simple, man! You're grown! 10. After reviewing these pics once again, Common is still the finest mofo in that whole joint
[Edited 2/15/10 3:05am]
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Ottensen said: PunkMistress said:
I said to Chris, "Why does Robin Thicke look like he went to see the Mexican shaman from La Bamba???" dead. from. laughing I was hoping someone would remember that scene. | |
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SCNDLS said: Oh, and is that a curl MC Lyte's working? Her hair is usually FLAWLESS!I said the same damn thing.
She looks like Kelis on a bad day. | |
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