Here's one I heard today--

"I love a girl who farts"
Jillian Barbieri

Shaquille O'Neal's dumbass once said something along the lines of:

"The Lakers defense is a lot like the Pythagorean Theorem...It just can't be solved."

a weary & irritable Mike Tyson once said (to a room full of press)...

"Man, I might just disappear into Bolivion one day, man..."

I cant' remember who he lost too. Mike Tyson said " i take my hand off to him"

anything America's president spits out.
god help america!

vgallo6 said:

I need a cd of Mike Tyson soundbites!

I'm gonna eat his children!
I wanna hurt him so bad his kids feel the pain!

What's this dude have against the kids, man?!!

"Cause Crack is wack..."-Whitney houston

CalhounSq said:

lol damn i think mikey has had cannibal urges since forever

Conversation reported by a travel agent regarding a member of the white house...

A Senior Senator called in and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

After a lengthy discussion about passports,I reminded him he needed a visa.

"Oh no I don't (the senator replied), I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.

"I double checked and sure enough,his stay required a visa".

When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

i really don't like this fur stole. i have a better one at home - j-lo

MissCute said:

I love that one!

"I am leaving the country if Bush wins the presidency!" - Alec Baldwin

Hello, dumbass... Bush won... get the fuck out.

IceNine said:

Do any of the Baldwins have ONE brain cell?

I watched celebrity mole the other night with Steven Baldwin...oh dear!

CarrieLee said:

Well, they have a brain cell in an aggregate sense.


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"I'm leaving the org" - said by many, done by none.

well, my signature's one...not ezactly ridiculous, but it makes ya think...

"Oops! I knew that was going to happen, I knew I was going to pronounce someone's name wrong."

- avril lavigne on mispronouncing DAVID BOWIE's name at the grammy nominations

Here is something amusing from Bill Clinton:

Mr. Clinton made a "joke" during a White House Press meeting during the weekend of May 1, 1999. He assured the group that although Al Gore attended the Kentucky Derby, he did not sire the winning horse. Everyone laughed (??) This is the president of the United States, making jokes about the VP having sex with a horse?
Source: AP wire. May 2, 1999

sparxxxtresss said:

oh lawd...

Another one:

"African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - President Clinton on Black Entertainment Television, November 2, 1994

CalhounSq said:

vgallo6 said:

CalhounSq said:

Gary Hart daring too be caught&sure enough He was sitting with Donna Rice on His Lap.She was Badd&I ain't hating but Gary Hart blew the White House back in 88.

Anything that tumbles out of the Queen of Englands husbands mouth... Phillip...