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Printablepaintedlady said: SCNDLS said: Oh shit! I found this one which features your machete-wielding ass! 
http://prince.org/msg/100/278354  That was a good one  | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: That was a good one Damn... I know you guys hold back on your stories because I know that I'm not the only fool that went through crap like that. am I? 
damn. 
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Is "sexing" some sort of a variation on dating? | |
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novabrkr said: Is "sexing" some sort of a variation on dating?
fucking | |
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all i can say is that most of the dates i go on are ridiculous..and hillarious and have been near tragic....i'm so used to it i dont even wanna complain. but lets just say, some of yall dont cooperate... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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SCNDLS said: sextonseven said: You're right.
I did a search for "paintedlady gray pubes" and this thread came up: http://prince.org/msg/100/322738 She calls him Santa Claus in reply #13.  I didn't even post on that shit (don't know how I missed that one) BUT I STILL knew that was Painted's ass.  She should be in the org dating hall of fame. | |
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sextonseven said: SCNDLS said: I didn't even post on that shit (don't know how I missed that one) BUT I STILL knew that was Painted's ass. She should be in the org dating hall of fame. DAMMIT! I was hoping you guys didn't find that one since he's my current FB. 
I think I actually like seeing the grey pubes now. [Edited 2/16/10 13:58pm] | |
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paintedlady said: sextonseven said: She should be in the org dating hall of fame. DAMMIT! I was hoping you guys didn't find that one since he's my current FB.
I think I actually like seeing the grey pubes now.
[Edited 2/16/10 13:58pm] You know what . . . I just can't. | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: DAMMIT! I was hoping you guys didn't find that one since he's my current FB.
I think I actually like seeing the grey pubes now.
[Edited 2/16/10 13:58pm] You know what . . . I just can't. | |
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I got a few notes about posting a pic of ol' dude I whupped on the school bus, since we drooled over his ass in the thread.
So here ya go, for like a hot ass minute. Damn, my eighthead is all a-glow.
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SCNDLS said: I got a few notes about posting a pic of ol' dude I whupped on the school bus, since we drooled over his ass in the thread.
So here ya go, for like a hot ass minute. Damn, my eighthead is all a-glow.
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I've never done any "dating" 
somehow I've always just been in a relationship without a space in between them  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: I got a few notes about posting a pic of ol' dude I whupped on the school bus, since we drooled over his ass in the thread.
So here ya go, for like a hot ass minute. Damn, my eighthead is all a-glow.
Guuurrrrl, this fucka right herre . . .  | |
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Remind me to tell you my "plastic bag" sex club story.....
I mentioned it on a thread a looooong time ago. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Spill it!  [Edited 2/16/10 20:54pm] | |
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if i had some, i would For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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paintedlady said: Spill it!
[Edited 2/16/10 20:54pm] For real!  | |
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once the missus and i inadvertently bumped the nightstand while having relations. perched upon said nightstand was a Furby. once we bumped it, the Furby 'woke up', unbeknownst to us.
it ruins the mood somewhat to have a mechanical voice cry out 'BOOORRRING' while you are at the height of passion. 
come to think of it, ms whistle laughed a little too hard at that. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: once the missus and i inadvertently bumped the nightstand while having relations. perched upon said nightstand was a Furby. once we bumped it, the Furby 'woke up', unbeknownst to us.
it ruins the mood somewhat to have a mechanical voice cry out 'BOOORRRING' while you are at the height of passion.
come to think of it, ms whistle laughed a little too hard at that. | |
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The things you can only read at the .org. | |
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whistle said: once the missus and i inadvertently bumped the nightstand while having relations. perched upon said nightstand was a Furby. once we bumped it, the Furby 'woke up', unbeknownst to us.
it ruins the mood somewhat to have a mechanical voice cry out 'BOOORRRING' while you are at the height of passion.
come to think of it, ms whistle laughed a little too hard at that. | |
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SCNDLS said: I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.
Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here.
Here are some of my most memorable escapades http://prince.org/msg/100/314486 http://prince.org/msg/100/280547 have you forgotten this one? prince.org/msg/100/315717 "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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whistle said: once the missus and i inadvertently bumped the nightstand while having relations. perched upon said nightstand was a Furby. once we bumped it, the Furby 'woke up', unbeknownst to us.
it ruins the mood somewhat to have a mechanical voice cry out 'BOOORRRING' while you are at the height of passion.
come to think of it, ms whistle laughed a little too hard at that. Umm....what are grown folk doin' with a dang Furby? | |
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DesireeNevermind said: whistle said: once the missus and i inadvertently bumped the nightstand while having relations. perched upon said nightstand was a Furby. once we bumped it, the Furby 'woke up', unbeknownst to us.
it ruins the mood somewhat to have a mechanical voice cry out 'BOOORRRING' while you are at the height of passion.
come to think of it, ms whistle laughed a little too hard at that. Umm....what are grown folk doin' with a dang Furby? some grown folks have little ones, and their toys end up anywhere/everywhere. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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bboy87 said: SCNDLS said: I was having dinner with some friends the other night and they mentioned that I have some interesting/funny/odd/crazy dating stories. At first I didn't agree, then I thought about how many dating encounters I've posted about on the Org and I'm starting to think they may be right.
Fury's Taco Bell and ScarletScandal's ass douching threads are classics in my mind but I can't think of any others. So, go ahead and re-post threads where you've discussed funny/memorable dating or sexing experiences OR recount the experience here.
Here are some of my most memorable escapades http://prince.org/msg/100/314486 http://prince.org/msg/100/280547 have you forgotten this one? prince.org/msg/100/315717 That damn Bklyn ain't ret!
"well, I mean, I've never had a dick in my mouth all day, and I'm a spitter, but other than that, I can totally relate." | |
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whistle said: DesireeNevermind said: Umm....what are grown folk doin' with a dang Furby? some grown folks have little ones, and their toys end up anywhere/everywhere.  I thought you guys were engaging in inappropriate behavior with battery assisted stuffed animals.
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DesireeNevermind said: whistle said: some grown folks have little ones, and their toys end up anywhere/everywhere. I thought you guys were engaging in inappropriate behavior with battery assisted stuffed animals.
 Reminds me of that episode of Entourage with Turtle fucking in a bunny suit | |
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SCNDLS said: DesireeNevermind said: I thought you guys were engaging in inappropriate behavior with battery assisted stuffed animals.
Reminds me of that episode of Entourage with Turtle fucking in a bunny suit  right? | |
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