But they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and
I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'


Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10.
Where will you two live?'

Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies, 'In Jenny's room.
It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'

Still thinking this is just adorable,
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
'Okay then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny


Again, Bruce instantly replies,
'Our allowance. Jenny gets five bucks a week
and I get 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.'

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question.
What will you do if the two of you
should have little ones of your own?'



Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
'Well, we've been lucky so far.'




Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little sh*t is adorable.
[Edited 2/12/10 14:19pm]

OH LAWD!

good gravy marie!

Oooooo that's a dirty one.

brilliant!!!

:lnol:!!!

I didn't literally laugh out loud, but admittedly, I got a very satisfying chuckle out of this one.

Hope you're having a great weekend Funkhoney!

BlackAdder7 said:

I did laugh out loud

InsatiableCream said:

L no L!

That's an Orgwick typo if I ever saw one.

PunkMistress said:

the typo made me laugh more than the joke

InsatiableCream said:

It would be like the opposite of

It's so UNfunny, it's :lnol:

PunkMistress said: