So fellas, where's the sex tape?

What do you mean there isn't a sex tape? Why ISN'T there a sex tape!?

I propose this dire situation be corrected with the quickness. For the good of humanity, and such. Or at least for the good of my sanity.

More and more I'm finding Jude Law annoying these days and lacking charisma.

Fauxie said:

Generally, I do too.

Damn these movie character and the fucking of my perception of the actors who play them.

I enjoyed watching the Sherlock Holmes movie. It's on my "to get" dvd list of must haves.

^ I've a feeling a just missed something great. Again.

Robert Downey Jr....L'awd Hammercy

My Jude Law phase has been over for years... he hooked me in with The Talented Mr. Ripley, but after that I was not feeling dude too tough...he was scrumptous as hell in that movie, though. Should be laws against men looking that delicious

I thought Jude was sexy as in this film - maybe it was the limp that did it

I was never much of a fan before, though of course I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed for screaming

vivid said:

What he said.

I don't generally think Mr. Law is anything special at all. But Law-as-Watson put all kinds of dirty thoughts in my head.

And you can't deny, the idea of Downey Jr./Law is nummy.

I used to be into Jude, now I'm into Robert...he reminds me of Johnny Depp...weird.

peacenlovealways said:

I agree.

I could pass on Jude Law, but Robert Downey Jr....gawd!...yes, PLEASE!

Yeah, srsly, these two need to make out.

I like both of them and enjoyed them in SH movie.
I do not think I would enjoy them in a sex tape.
Men on Men action is not my thing.

I prefer they keep their clothes on and make me laugh.
That is hot!

Who would be on top?

Jude's very attractive, though he seems a bit of a scoundrel. Never quite understood RD Jr.'s appeal, though.

Lammastide said:

I'd replace that 'though' with a 'because'

Can't stand Jude but loooove Robert D.

RD Jr




not interested in seeing him naked or sexual ~ EVER

They are both so deftly handsome, esp Jude Law.

Jude played a gay guy in the movie Wilde, playing the long time gay lover of Oscar Wilde, Lord Alfred Douglas. Had my motor going! I usually don't go for super skinny guys, but him or Ewan MacGregor (thank god for nakedness in Trainspotting) I'd split like wet lumber.

meow85 said:

oh hush. that was a fun movie

..it really was..

purplesweat said:

Purplesweat knows where I'm coming from!

scififilmnerd said:

I haven't a clue who'd top, between RDJ and Law. But if we're talking about the characters, Holmes would so be the one taking it.

XxAxX said:

It was a fun movie. What do you think piqued my interest?

meow85 said:

Jude is a bottom.

ernestsewell said:

ponders the possibilities

I can see that. Either way, this sex tape needs to happen. Who's up for starting a petition?
[Edited 2/9/10 13:52pm]

MrsMdiver said:

Don't watch the impending sex tape then.

I was only with you on Spock on the other sex tape thread, but I'm with you on both here. RDJ completely on looks and attitude, and JD strictly on furriness.

johnart said:

When I am in charge of Hollywood (and I will be one day) actors of my choosing will be contractually obligated to get freaky with each other. Either within the actual movie itself as part of the plot, or in a home movie of their own making. Real sex, too. None of this carefully mimed, wearing a flesh-coloured thong business.

Of course, that will probably cut into the movie-ripoff market of traditional porn, but whatevs. I don't own the porno industry, so it's none of my concern.