then what does that make me..?? ..or really them???

Are you just using these poor men for their decorative and fashion sense?


GuRRRRLL, what does it matter if you have a closet full of Versace when you don't have a vagina full of dick?


Go find a straight boy!

if I were still dating, I would only date a woman with good taste in tablecloths...tablecloths are a fucking dealbreaker

it makes you insane (insert Albert Einstein quote here).

usually it would make you a gay man but in your case it probably just makes you a perpetual gal pal more than an actual date.

wanna go skating at the local rink and catch a late movie, perhapes grab a bit to eat if we're up for it?
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no, the thing about it is, they think i'm hot! and theres already two i've made out with...i feel like such a whore.

thejason said:

I currently don't use a tablecloth.

TheVoid said:

i dont wanna! (and they know i dont, i think thats why they gravitiate to me...they want my cookies!!! )

matthewgrant said:

nah, i just wanna lay around...

thejason said:

you are sooo complicated.....i hardly k now what to say.
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CarrieMpls said:

then I can't judge you by your tablecloth taste...I'll have to rely on your hair, your tattooed boob and your new found "bendyness" to draw any conclusions about you...

thejason said:

Sex on a table is better without a tablecloth anyway.

Efan said:

I dunno...you need something to wipe off with...

thejason said:

I'm trying to think of something funny to say here, but I can't right now. I've gotta go hit on every single guy who posted on the photowhore thread. It's gonna take me a while...

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myfavorite said:

Depends. Do you know they are gay going in??

CarrieMpls said:

I am not a fan of them.

johnart said:

Or does she transform them during the process?

process???

ok now i,m confused, i start a thread, supposed to be sorta fun and one joker thinks its a witch hunt??? i really dont "date" anyone, and this was far from a battle cry...it does a lot for me to have friends, i dont need mr universe smart-ass talking bout stringing me up and calling me all sorts of black whores and such. what type of paranoid racist bullshyt is that...?? and i can buy dick for my vagina if need be. dont be so dammed jealous...! we talking internet and family bullshyt. every situation dont include you.and i trust this is the last i have to say to you on the subject. i already forgave your ass for fucking up a good marriage any how....
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and contrary to self-stylyzed opinion...his dick is huge...


dont be impossible all the damn time. im out!

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[Edited 2/20/10 17:11pm]

I like kissing boys who dress like girls.
Does that count for anything?

CarrieMpls said:

Bareback huhh!!

i try to go to another level, it just never works!

johnart said:

same here...my mom uses them...I think it makes the table look awful.

Acrylic said:

i dunno. tell us how you feel about kissing a girl.

whistle said:

Well I've kissed girls before in a drunken state... doesn't do it for me.
And it's difficult to find a ladyboy; tranny-chasing's hard when you have a vagina.

peacenlovealways said:

I just feel they "weigh" down things.
I only use them like to set the Christmas or Thanksgiving table...that kind of thing.

johnart said:

I've only got two words to say about table cloths....mission accomplished

you're such a USER!!!
[Edited 2/21/10 10:59am]

for good tablecloth use!