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Printablemeow85 said: johnart said: I was only with you on Spock on the other sex tape thread, but I'm with you on both here. RDJ completely on looks and attitude, and JD strictly on furriness.
When I am in charge of Hollywood (and I will be one day) actors of my choosing will be contractually obligated to get freaky with each other. Either within the actual movie itself as part of the plot, or in a home movie of their own making. Real sex, too. None of this carefully mimed, wearing a flesh-coloured thong business. Of course, that will probably cut into the movie-ripoff market of traditional porn, but whatevs. I don't own the porno industry, so it's none of my concern.  Being in charge of Hollywood is a most EXCELLENT way of braking the minimum wage cycle.  | |
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johnart said: meow85 said:
When I am in charge of Hollywood (and I will be one day) actors of my choosing will be contractually obligated to get freaky with each other. Either within the actual movie itself as part of the plot, or in a home movie of their own making. Real sex, too. None of this carefully mimed, wearing a flesh-coloured thong business. Of course, that will probably cut into the movie-ripoff market of traditional porn, but whatevs. I don't own the porno industry, so it's none of my concern. Being in charge of Hollywood is a most EXCELLENT way of braking the minimum wage cycle. I should go for it.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: johnart said: Being in charge of Hollywood is a most EXCELLENT way of braking the minimum wage cycle. I should go for it.  | |
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johnart said: meow85 said: I should go for it. First order of business once I own Hollywood: convincing Downey Jr and Law they should get it on and let us watch. I propose a live global broadcast of the event. Do it as a fundraiser, maybe. That oughta convince them it's a great idea, if it's for a worthy cause. Tell them we'll even provide a supply of lube. We're thoughtful that way. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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i'm game, but didnt they part company after the project cause one of em wanted that mila kunis chick???  THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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myfavorite said: i'm game, but didnt they part company after the project cause one of em wanted that mila kunis chick???
RDJ is happily married. | |
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meow85 said: XxAxX said: oh hush. that was a fun movie It was a fun movie. What do you think piqued my interest?  the naked, handcuffed-to-the-bedframe scene with robert? (i know he is rumored to be rather skanky, yet, i found him rather hot ) | |
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Fauxie said: More and more I'm finding Jude Law annoying these days and lacking charisma.
The fact that Jude Law is considered movie star-handsome should tell you all you need to know about the sad state of what passes for movie stars these days. | |
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RodeoSchro said: Fauxie said: More and more I'm finding Jude Law annoying these days and lacking charisma.
The fact that Jude Law is considered movie star-handsome should tell you all you need to know about the sad state of what passes for movie stars these days. That's two different issues though isn't it? Movie star vs handsome. Stars = successful films. Handsome = eye of the beholder. | |
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purplesweat said: Yeah, srsly, these two need to make out.
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meow85 said: 
So fellas, where's the sex tape? What do you mean there isn't a sex tape? Why ISN'T there a sex tape!? I propose this dire situation be corrected with the quickness. For the good of humanity, and such. Or at least for the good of my sanity.  you are crazy! | |
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XxAxX said: meow85 said: It was a fun movie. What do you think piqued my interest? the naked, handcuffed-to-the-bedframe scene with robert? (i know he is rumored to be rather skanky, yet, i found him rather hot )Skanky is hot.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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ernestsewell said: meow85 said: I haven't a clue who'd top, between RDJ and Law. But if we're talking about the characters, Holmes would so be the one taking it. Jude is a bottom. I don't know. I can picture him f**king Robert in the a**.   FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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ernestsewell said: RodeoSchro said: The fact that Jude Law is considered movie star-handsome should tell you all you need to know about the sad state of what passes for movie stars these days. That's two different issues though isn't it? Movie star vs handsome. Stars = successful films. Handsome = eye of the beholder. No, "movie-star handsome" is one thing. | |
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scififilmnerd said: ernestsewell said: Jude is a bottom. I don't know. I can picture him f**king Robert in the a**. I can too. Especially if they were going to do it in character. Did you see them in Sherlock Holmes? Dear Watson's definitely the top. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said:
So fellas, where's the sex tape? What do you mean there isn't a sex tape? Why ISN'T there a sex tape!? I propose this dire situation be corrected with the quickness. For the good of humanity, and such. Or at least for the good of my sanity. It's an Easter Egg in the Sherlock Holmes DVD |
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kpowers said: It's an Easter Egg in the Sherlock Holmes DVD
I'll be looking for it. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Downey is the best actor of the last two decades by far. "We went where our music was appreciated, and that was everywhere but the USA, we knew we had fans, but there is only so much of the world you can play at once" Magne F | |
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lastdecember said: Downey is the best actor of the last two decades by far.
Yes he is, and when he's sober and living right, he's fucking brilliant. | |
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