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Reply #30 posted 02/07/10 9:10am

TheVoid

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The link doesn't work here in Thailand confused

Is it that bald guy with the goatee who has a big gelatinous semi-formless looking manhood (sort of looks like Carl Rove) which no longer works but he thinks that what he has now brings more pleasure than sex ever could?

Ding! Ding! Ding!

lawd, I bet that shit smells like a mix of an old costume closet and uncooked pork on a hot summer day.

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Reply #31 posted 02/07/10 9:11am

kimrachell	TheVoid said: johnart said: Ding! Ding! Ding! lawd, I bet that shit smells like a mix of an old costume closet and uncooked pork on a hot summer day.
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Reply #32 posted 02/07/10 9:27am

novabrkr	This might surprise you guys, but I think he has problems.
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Reply #33 posted 02/07/10 9:49am

TheVoid	kimrachell said: TheVoid said: lawd, I bet that shit smells like a mix of an old costume closet and uncooked pork on a hot summer day.
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Reply #34 posted 02/07/10 9:52am

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Wonder what his Doctor's recomendations about this are...

Now Cough..... omg

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Reply #35 posted 02/07/10 10:37am

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That's disgusting! disbelief

Does anyone know where I can buy silicone, my, er, neighbour needs some for his fence or something... whistling

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Reply #36 posted 02/07/10 10:39am

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Actually, all the replies... falloff

x 1000

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Reply #37 posted 02/07/10 10:41am

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By the way, isn't silicone toxic? But more importantly, shouldn't your cranium be larger than your cock and balls?

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Reply #38 posted 02/07/10 10:55am

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squirrelgrease said:

By the way, isn't silicone toxic? But more importantly, shouldn't your cranium be larger than your cock and balls?

If he injects the silicone... can't it enter his bloodstream, and silicone in the blood can kill you right? What a dumb thing to do to yourself. disbelief

This is actually worse than that dude that broke a jelly jar in his rectum and pulled out the shards of glass with his bare hands... sliced his fingers and butthole like pastrami. OUCH!

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Reply #39 posted 02/07/10 11:02am

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paintedlady said:

squirrelgrease said:

By the way, isn't silicone toxic? But more importantly, shouldn't your cranium be larger than your cock and balls?

If he injects the silicone... can't it enter his bloodstream, and silicone in the blood can kill you right? What a dumb thing to do to yourself. disbelief

This is actually worse than that dude that broke a jelly jar in his rectum and pulled out the shards of glass with his bare hands... sliced his fingers and butthole like pastrami. OUCH!

Well, didn't they take silicone boobies off the market for a while because they started leaking and posed health concerns? Those were in bags. This guy's putting that shit in an area with all kinds of blood vessels and a very important vein. I've heard of injecting fat into your wang to thicken it up, but this is just nuts - really huge nuts.

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Reply #40 posted 02/07/10 11:04am

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paintedlady said:

squirrelgrease said:

By the way, isn't silicone toxic? But more importantly, shouldn't your cranium be larger than your cock and balls?

If he injects the silicone... can't it enter his bloodstream, and silicone in the blood can kill you right? What a dumb thing to do to yourself. disbelief

Natural Selection! woot!

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Reply #41 posted 02/07/10 11:14am

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squirrelgrease said:

paintedlady said:

If he injects the silicone... can't it enter his bloodstream, and silicone in the blood can kill you right? What a dumb thing to do to yourself. disbelief

This is actually worse than that dude that broke a jelly jar in his rectum and pulled out the shards of glass with his bare hands... sliced his fingers and butthole like pastrami. OUCH!

this post and your signature are giving me a laughing fit. falloff

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Reply #42 posted 02/07/10 11:29am

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sammij said:

paintedlady said:

If he injects the silicone... can't it enter his bloodstream, and silicone in the blood can kill you right? What a dumb thing to do to yourself. disbelief

Natural Selection! woot!

Boy, I guess. Did Darwin picture this guy's lumpy potato sack and fleshy tree trunk when he was writing his theories?

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Reply #43 posted 02/07/10 11:30am

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Vendetta1 said:

squirrelgrease said:

this post and your signature are giving me a laughing fit. falloff

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Reply #44 posted 02/07/10 11:44am

sammij

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squirrelgrease said:

sammij said:

Natural Selection! woot!

Boy, I guess. Did Darwin picture this guy's lumpy potato sack and fleshy tree trunk when he was writing his theories?

Well, do we know how he died? lol

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Reply #45 posted 02/07/10 11:44am

florescent	Very, very odd.....
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Reply #46 posted 02/07/10 12:34pm

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ACRYLIC batting eyes

I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

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Reply #47 posted 02/07/10 12:37pm

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LOVE
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Reply #48 posted 02/07/10 12:57pm

RodeoSchro	TheVoid said: johnart said: Ding! Ding! Ding! lawd, I bet that shit smells like a mix of an old costume closet and uncooked pork on a hot summer day. x 2,500
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Reply #49 posted 02/07/10 1:54pm

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Kinky.

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Reply #50 posted 02/07/10 2:16pm

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It's more of a medical oddity than anything sexual. I mean, the guy actually gave himself elephantiasis.

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Reply #51 posted 02/07/10 2:24pm

ZombieKitten	squirrelgrease said: It's more of a medical oddity than anything sexual. I mean, the guy actually gave himself elephantiasis. he turned it into actual literal JUNK that nobody needs
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Reply #52 posted 02/07/10 2:38pm

sammij

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ZombieKitten said:

squirrelgrease said:

It's more of a medical oddity than anything sexual. I mean, the guy actually gave himself elephantiasis.

he turned it into actual literal JUNK that nobody needs neutral

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Reply #53 posted 02/07/10 3:06pm

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Squirrelgrease, I knew this link was really a cry for help. Don't do it! Do you really want to expand your junk into a blob? Don't do it! lol

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Reply #54 posted 02/07/10 5:04pm

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pippet said:

Wonder what his Doctor's recomendations about this are...

Now Cough..... omg

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That dude needs corrective surgery of some type.

There is no way in hell any woman could take that dick omg

Geezuz and his balls look like a cows udder lol

Oh and another thing I figure his junk will be hanging down to his ankles by the time he is a very old man lol

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Reply #55 posted 02/07/10 5:18pm

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Reply #56 posted 02/07/10 5:43pm

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i read the comment that said he was wet.....from vomit. barf

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Reply #57 posted 02/07/10 6:54pm

MIGUELGOMEZ	Awwww look....how cute.....wait,,,,what is that..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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