have you noticed that farting in the bathtub or under the covers make farts seem toxic?


as you were

I have thankfully not had the opportunity to do any research on the subject.

I fart all the time.

I thought I was bad and then I had kids... my daughters rip'em like they were old truckers or somethin'...

then they

it's a very strange juxtaposition...

I recall a couple of times where I've farted in co-worker's cubicles while discussing something work related with them. One time it was mistake, another time I just let loose. They were pissing me off.

missfee said:

missfee said:

x 100

Good thing I saved this pic, I knew it would come in handy on an org thread:

PunkMistress said:

RenHoek said:

you cant spell fart without art...farting is indeed an art form...

thejason said:

AWESOME! This is why I lurrrve you!

This one's for you!

PunkMistress said:

i have thought of your farty co-worker repeatedly since you told us about her. i'm not sure why that sticks in my mind...

I noticed the whole bathtub thing. I think the fart swims faster than it floats so it just hits you sooner while you're in the tub than when you're on land. Have you farted in a pool before? That's extra funky because of all the chemicals in the water. It smells like Swamp Thing smacked you in the face with his dick.

JuliePurplehead said:

Mach said:

+1

farts are a lot louder in the shower

whistle said:

!

I forgot all about that day. Since then she has been arrested for domestic assault, so that kind of overshadowed the "I'm so FARTY!" thing. She beat up her boyfriend because he wouldn't have sex with her. There was a whole story about it in the local paper.

Farting is a freedom of expression and I express myself on a daily fuckin basis

Farts have a nice bass tone to it when
you do it in peace and quiet.

phunkdaddy said:

lmao kind of like a low E

PunkMistress said:

Link please!!!

IAintTheOne said:

I can make a tri-tone!

I'm sure I've mentioned that on many other threads

okay, i'm the type of person who likes to find facts on certain subjects of discussion and i found this: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
(a must read if your interested in some funny/interesting facts on farts).

here's a few excerpts i pulled from the referenced site titled: "facts on farts"

what makes farts stink?
the odor of farts come from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. these compounds contain sulfur. nitrogen-rich compunds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. the more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your cuts, and the more your farts will. stink. foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of particulary stinky farts.

why do farts come out of ones butt
the butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is a anal excape of intestinal gas. we should be grateful that we are not cinoids. the crinoid is a marine creature with a u-shaped gut, and the anus is located next to its mouth.

why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell
the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds fo the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. if farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell the almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.

picture of crinoid. also known as sea lilies or feather stars.


i've been know to do the flatulent thing in my own space i call it the "stinky ba-ninky" moment. very glad it's done in my "personal space."
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I recycle...

I smell my own farts...

~ Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang

I have never understood the fascination...

IAintTheOne said:

I heard Prince's farts sound a G flat major with an E in the bass, but smell like roses.

RodeoSchro said


you are too funny

RodeoSchro said:

for that he SHOULD get the electric chair for all his future crimes...