Without using anybody's real name (Orgers or otherwise), continue this porn story with a few sentences, and then leave it open for the next person to continue.
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Mizzi, Trixie and Sugar weren't doing very well with fixing the leaking water pipe, especially as they were only dressed in their underwear - the only clean clothes that they had, what with the washing machine not working. Eventually, Mizzi decided to call a hunky plumber. The plumber at the other end of the phone told them that it sounded like the job would need more than one man, so he would send some men around soon to sort the girls out.

Half an hour later, the doorbell rang. Trixie opened the door and standing there were three hunky plumbers; Rock, Woody and Jimmy Jism.
'We heard that you girls needed something seeing to' Rock smiled as the three boys walked in...

Breathless, Trixie turned to her roommates who just then walked in with a large pizza pie. They had taken a break from the pipes and were arguing heatedly over pizza toppings. While Rock, Woody, and Jimmy unpacked their tools, Trixie winked at Mizzi and Sugar and said, "I think our problem is solved..." Dumb-as-a-lugwrench Mizzi responded, "I don't get it, are you saying we should plug the leak with the pizza?"

...

Trixie responds coyly, "no, you blonde dumbass, I'm talking about mansauce-topping. Don't you read the Org?"

Mizzi struts over and puts on some sexy music to get everybody in the mood, while Rock and Jimmy print out the specifications for coating a pizza in love juice. The six of them are up half the night trying to figure out the math, as the music plays and the mood gets hotter and hotter.

Finally, Woody (who has been secretly picking at the pizza the whole time) turns to Trixie and says...

...'Say, what say you that we forget about this mad pizza idea and vanish upstairs where we can create a pizza between the sheets?' Without hesitation, Trixie starts unbuttoning her blouse and heading for the stairs, with a rather big tent in trousers following her, called Woody.

When they got into the bedroom, they began furiously undressing and wimpering to have each other as quickly as possible, when, from somewhere in the darkened room they heard...

...Mizzi furiously hammering at the pipes with a pizza, while Jimmy and Sugar were unsuccessfully trying to convince her to go upstairs and have sex like everyone else was doing.

Mizzi, not as dumb as she looked or acted, was close to orgasm as the pipes began to ring throughout the house, to the music of her furious and rhythmic pizza-hammering. There was cheese everywhere as the Oregano began to mix with the smell of stagnant water -- and Jimmy was getting hot. Sugar caught the glance that he gave her and the two left Mizzi to her own devices as they...




porn edit: got my gals mixed up
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 14:54:27 PST 2003 by 2the9s]

...started to fuck each other stupid. Trixie then had an idea. Quick as a flash, she strapped on a HUGE dildo and told Rock to turn around...

...a belching sound, followed by repeated farting and a fowl stench invaded their senses. Out of the shadows came a big fat New Yorker wearing a crunchy mumu. He slowly lifted the mumu as he walked toward them, revealing a rather under-sized appendage that could barely be seen under his belly flab.

He began to get aroused as he approached the rather prone Woody who was bending over the bed to pick up the lube he had dropped...

...and before he knew it, Woody was thrust prematurely inbetween the thighs of Trixie on the bed, by the unplanned 'thrust' from behind. Up to his face in minge and eyeballs with man, Woody didn't quite know what to make of the evenings goings on, but decided that...

Suddenly out of nowhere a kangaroo hopped onto the scene. The phermones were kicking hard by this time; people's senses were outr of control.

"Somebody needs to fuck that smelly thing with the pouch!" shouted Mizzi, "I sure as hell ain't!"

"I'm not doing it!" cooed Mr. Jism.

"Well, I'm not doing it," purred Trixie.

"I know!" ejaculated Woody, "Let's get Kirby! He'll screw anything! Now give that kangaroo a beer enema and let's let him get it on!"

Just at that moment...

[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 15:12:42 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

LaVisHh said:

No Org names here, LaV.

...and rips off the crunchy mumu and tosses it to the ground. She tells him "I've told you about dressing in that outfit and calling yourself Kirby!"

Unperturbed, 9s continues to chase the kangaroo around the room, only stopping to eat a slice of gooey pizza that had been left on the bedside table.

Having no luck with the kangaroo he set his sights on the stuffed bunny toy on the bed and started thrusting madly...

...and enjoyed it too...until he thrust his eye right out...

Then, as if the plumbing wasn't enough, the electrics went. Everyone decided to stop fucking and etc and sort the house out once and for all.

However, the electric problem was no real fault, for whose hand should be in the leccy box but...

Tibor's stubby little fingers reached out and grasped the stuffed bunny, snatching it from it's terrible fate. Meanwhile, the Kangaroo had shed his costume to reveal himself as a handsome young man with a mischievous glint in his eye. The women in the room gazed in wonder at this being and...

oops
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 16:06:16 PST 2003 by Lleena]

...each took their turn to jerk him off.
The orgy continued.
Jimmy Jism suggested that everybody joined in a game of naked Twister.
So, Jimmy, Trixie, Rock, Mizzi, Woody, Sugar, BigFatNewYorker began the game, with the Kangaroo/Hunk spinning the spinner.
First up was Rock.
'Cock on Yellow!' Kangaroo/Hunk shouted, as Rock did as he was told...

'Am I invisible?' asked Therapy...

...BOING! Zebedee arrived...

...so Zebedee, Jimmy Jism, Trixie, Mizzi, Sugar, Rock, Woody, Kirby, the Kangaroo, the invisible therapist, the big fat New Yorker, and Tibor all enjoyed a good old fashioned orgy, as the pipes continued to gush and the pizza got cold.

As you probably guessed by now, Kirby failed to get it up, even after the kangaroo gave him a lap dance, and proceeded to ruin it for everyone else by whining that this was "the first time this ever happened to him," and that "Tibor made him nervous," as everyone kindly but patronizingly rolled their eyes...

Just.

Like.

This.



The End

2the9s said:

LMAO!!!

Ok, you win, but at least i made it interesting for awhile!



This is a great thread.

such a shame its over... so prematurely as well

plus, I never did get to see someone carry on the story after my post...

Therapy said:

I did after your first one, Therapy.

I think I have a future in porn writing.

2the9s said:

Lets start another one then

I was going to follow your 'hand in the leccy box' post Therapy, but someone leapt in before I could post my continuation and so I had to amend my part of the story.