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Thread started 02/05/10 2:18pm

funkpill	A Kindergarten Pupil Told His Teacher He'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently.. You did WHAT ? ! ?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move.'
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Reply #1 posted 02/05/10 2:19pm

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An oldie but a goodie! giggle

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Reply #3 posted 02/05/10 2:28pm

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"Always blessings, never losses......"

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Reply #4 posted 02/05/10 2:33pm

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Ohh geez

I thought poor kitty got peed on eek

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #6 posted 02/05/10 2:37pm

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luv4u said:

Ohh geez

I thought poor kitty got peed on eek

Me too!

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Reply #7 posted 02/05/10 3:08pm

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Reply #10 posted 02/05/10 3:52pm

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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..

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Reply #11 posted 02/05/10 4:04pm

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #13 posted 02/05/10 7:16pm

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ACRYLIC batting eyes

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Reply #14 posted 02/05/10 9:22pm

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funkpill said:

He'd found a cat, but it was dead.

'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.

'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child
innocently..

You did WHAT ? ! ?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
didn't move.' confused