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Thread started 02/04/10 6:28am

comegetwild

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Jay Leno... I don't get it?

OK Americans... Time 2 do some explaining...



What is the deal with this halfwit talentless John Lithgow lookalike? How did he ever get 2 be so famous 4 so long? He has 2 be the cheesiest personality I've ever seen anywhere... He is so sanctimonious, condescending and false. Plus, he's crap (All 3 appearances that Prince made 2 promote the Lotusflow3r album he called it a "3D set" instead of a "3CD set"). Even his voice is anoying.

The man is a total corperate bitch who jumps however and whenever his masters tell him 2. So come on... What's the deal with this guy America? Why do U all love him so much? What is his appeal? I'm a Brit and I honestly don't get it cuz everytime I see his face, my hand involuntarily opens out in2 slapping shape.
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Reply #1 posted 02/04/10 6:33am

Mars23

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Why do you have to insult John Lithgow?

As for all Americans loving Leno...His show is among the lowest rated on all broadcast TV.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #2 posted 02/04/10 6:57am

Shorty

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This American doesn't care for him.
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #3 posted 02/04/10 6:58am

thejason

hack...
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Reply #4 posted 02/04/10 9:10am

comegetwild

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Mars23 said:

Why do you have to insult John Lithgow?

As for all Americans loving Leno...His show is among the lowest rated on all broadcast TV.


Yeah sorry about that but I always thought that if John Lithgow had a retarded brother, who had a chin U could open bottles with, then he'd probably look like Jay Leno.

My sincere apologies 2 Mr Lithgow though, I am a big fan. wink
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Reply #5 posted 02/04/10 9:14am

PurpleJedi

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shrug

I personally don't watch late-night TV (too busy on the Org!)...but when the whole "Conan/Leno" debacle started I watched a few Conan shows and was pleasantly surprised.

If Conan lands on Fox, then NBC will sorely regret their decisions.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #6 posted 02/04/10 9:50am

chocolate1

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I never thought he was funny. shrug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #7 posted 02/04/10 10:04am

squirrelgrease

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He's the comedy equivalent of Bud Light. If not for the extensive marketing, it would just be another can of piss.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #8 posted 02/04/10 10:07am

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He's just not funny - no wit at all.

Ever notice that people who say he is awesome rave about his Jay Walking and headlines bits? Ya, the headlines are funny, the people he talks to are funny...but he's not, he's just kinda useless.
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Reply #9 posted 02/04/10 10:14am

ufoclub

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When he was younger if you saw his stand up he was more subversive, edgy, and funny.
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Reply #10 posted 02/04/10 11:26am

PurpleJedi

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squirrelgrease said:

He's the comedy equivalent of Bud Light. If not for the extensive marketing, it would just be another can of piss.


spit
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #11 posted 02/04/10 11:29am

NDRU

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JustErin said:

He's just not funny - no wit at all.

Ever notice that people who say he is awesome rave about his Jay Walking and headlines bits? Ya, the headlines are funny, the people he talks to are funny...but he's not, he's just kinda useless.


He's more phony than un-funny. If he lets his true self show he can be kind of funny. But that rarely happens
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Reply #12 posted 02/04/10 11:37am

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I just never figured out why he didn't retire after the tonight show wrapped. Hell he doesn't need the money.
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #13 posted 02/04/10 12:06pm

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comegetwild said:

OK Americans... Why do U all love him so much?


As an American.....I have never watched the Tonight show with Jay Leno as host. Don't really care for him as an entertainer.

That's the problem with blanket statements.
"Always blessings, never losses......"

Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!

mad I'm a guy!!!!

"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 eek lol
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Reply #14 posted 02/04/10 12:14pm

newpower99

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he sucks
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Reply #15 posted 02/04/10 12:15pm

RodeoSchro

squirrelgrease said:

He's the comedy equivalent of Bud Light. If not for the extensive marketing, it would just be another can of piss.


Two things:

1. I agree with that assessment of Leno; and
2. My bowling team is NOT drinking Bud Light tonight!
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Reply #16 posted 02/04/10 12:27pm

comegetwild

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Sowhat said:

comegetwild said:

OK Americans... Why do U all love him so much?


As an American.....I have never watched the Tonight show with Jay Leno as host. Don't really care for him as an entertainer.

That's the problem with blanket statements.



After U finished typing that, did U fold Ur arms and pout? wink

U need a hug. lol
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Reply #17 posted 02/04/10 12:35pm

Sowhat

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comegetwild said:

Sowhat said:



As an American.....I have never watched the Tonight show with Jay Leno as host. Don't really care for him as an entertainer.

That's the problem with blanket statements.



After U finished typing that, did U fold Ur arms and pout? wink

U need a hug. lol


No...I'm not British wink




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"Always blessings, never losses......"

Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!

mad I'm a guy!!!!

"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 eek lol
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Reply #18 posted 02/04/10 12:40pm

Shorty

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Sowhat said:

comegetwild said:




After U finished typing that, did U fold Ur arms and pout? wink

U need a hug. lol


No...I'm not British.




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falloff
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #19 posted 02/04/10 12:41pm

Shorty

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squirrelgrease said:

He's the comedy equivalent of Bud Light. If not for the extensive marketing, it would just be another can of piss.

I like bud light boxed
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #20 posted 02/04/10 1:03pm

kpowers

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He's ok. I do like the fact that he always has Prince on his shows. I do like his stupid headlines and stupid criminals skits. He doesn't come off as bitter as Letterman does. The best was Johnny Carson.
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Reply #21 posted 02/04/10 2:28pm

comegetwild

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Sowhat said:

comegetwild said:




After U finished typing that, did U fold Ur arms and pout? wink

U need a hug. lol


No...I'm not British wink




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[Edited 2/4/10 12:41pm]



Oh sorry... So U shot something then?
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Reply #22 posted 02/04/10 2:52pm

Sowhat

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comegetwild said:

Sowhat said:



No...I'm not British wink




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Oh sorry... So U shot something then?


No.....but if you want to play the stereo-type game I have brushed my teeth and showered today so.....
"Always blessings, never losses......"

Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!

mad I'm a guy!!!!

"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 eek lol
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Reply #23 posted 02/04/10 3:00pm

LaSeles

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Sowhat said:

comegetwild said:




Oh sorry... So U shot something then?


No.....but if you want to play the stereo-type game I have brushed my teeth and showered today so.....


LOL I thought you were gonna say something related to hourse teeth and braces, but you said sounded so much funnier LOL

BTW I do like Jay but he's not the funniest guy around. I like Connan, but I don't think he was very good on the Tonight Show. He's a midnight kind of guy. So he should go somewhere, spend his 45 millions and stop bitching and playing the victim.

i would love to get fired and get 45 millions to go away.
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I am simply better than you...end of story.
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Reply #24 posted 02/04/10 3:02pm

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He's okay but not worth all the damn hype
for sure.
Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #25 posted 02/04/10 3:21pm

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lazycrockett said:

I just never figured out why he didn't retire after the tonight show wrapped. Hell he doesn't need the money.


Ego gets the best of us..
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Reply #26 posted 02/04/10 5:41pm

FauxReal

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He's just not funny - no wit at all.

Ever notice that people who say he is awesome rave about his Jay Walking and headlines bits? Ya, the headlines are funny, the people he talks to are funny...but he's not, he's just kinda useless.


A friend and I had this talk not long ago. All his best bits (not that any are phenomenal or anything) involve someone else providing the laugh. All he has to do is stand or sit there.
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Reply #27 posted 02/05/10 2:43am

comegetwild

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Sowhat said:

comegetwild said:




Oh sorry... So U shot something then?


No.....but if you want to play the stereo-type game I have brushed my teeth and showered today so.....


I could go there with U but I'm a nice guy so I wont. smile
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Reply #28 posted 02/05/10 10:57am

joseph8

Nothing is funnier than listening to Howard Stern rag on Leno, tearing him a new asshole along the way lol lol
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