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PrintableGenesia said: johnart said: Well, no, I should be clear. I'm not saying if part of your vagina is rotting off, just spray it down and carry on. Rotting off?!   | |
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Genesia said: CarrieMpls said: My hoo-ha prefers the cinnamon version.  Mine likes licorice. I hate licorice, but I never noted that the one time I've eaten pussy. And no, I don't get the joke. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Genesia said: Altoids for your vazheen?
My hoo-ha prefers the cinnamon version. Mine prefers plain ol' bubblegum flavour. She's old fashioned like that. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: CarrieMpls said: My hoo-ha prefers the cinnamon version. Mine prefers plain ol' bubblegum flavour. She's old fashioned like that. Now why'd you have to go there?? You know I gotta ask about bubbles.  | |
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johnart said: meow85 said: Mine prefers plain ol' bubblegum flavour. She's old fashioned like that. Now why'd you have to go there?? You know I gotta ask about bubbles. I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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johnart said: meow85 said: Mine prefers plain ol' bubblegum flavour. She's old fashioned like that. Now why'd you have to go there?? You know I gotta ask about bubbles. 
If you ever feel like trying out ladyparts for a change, I'll let you find out for yourself. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: johnart said: Now why'd you have to go there?? You know I gotta ask about bubbles.
If you ever feel like trying out ladyparts for a change, I'll let you find out for yourself. RAWWWWWR!!! I liked you before (even when we disagree HARD like mf's  ) but let it be known, PUBLICLY, that I officially love you for that post.   | |
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egyptkizzee said: I never even heard of bleaching and dying
 Dan was gonna bleach his bumhole I think, he was always on about it, wonder if he actually went through with it? | |
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johnart said: JustErin said: No, just like the rest of your body you need to wash or you will not smell so fresh. I just tuck one of these under each ball.  is the brand name of those "wank"?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: egyptkizzee said: I never even heard of bleaching and dying
Dan was gonna bleach his bumhole I think, he was always on about it, wonder if he actually went through with it? Maybe that's what that whole LIGHT at the end of the TUNNEL post was about. | |
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so sugar is a no go, what about splenda? | |
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ZombieKitten said: so sugar is a no go, what about splenda?
or Stevia? | |
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ernestsewell said: ZombieKitten said: so sugar is a no go, what about splenda?
or Stevia?  | |
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ernestsewell said: ZombieKitten said: so sugar is a no go, what about splenda?
or Stevia? Isnt' stevia the one that makes you shit? | |
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johnart said: CarrieMpls said: Sprays and scented soaps are bad for ladies. Generally speaking, if it smells that bad then a visit to the doctor is what is needed. Using sprays and such are most likely to make things worse. Well, no, I should be clear. I'm not saying if part of your vagina is rotting off, just spray it down and carry on. | |
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and welcome to the pussy portion of our show | |
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IAintTheOne said: and welcome to the pussy portion of our show | |
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johnart said: ernestsewell said: or Stevia? Isnt' stevia the one that makes you shit? | |
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Well, this would be strange to stick in your pussy...
  ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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wow...just...wow Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. | |
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Acrylic said: Well, this would be strange to stick in your pussy...
 No they did not make that!!!
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Number four is funny to me. Who seriously sits back and stares in admiration (or disgust) at pussy lips? By the time the panties are off, I'm usually ready to fuck, not discuss labial symmetry and what it means to me. | |
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FauxReal said: Number four is funny to me. Who seriously sits back and stares in admiration (or disgust) at pussy lips? By the time the panties are off, I'm usually ready to fuck, not discuss labial symmetry and what it means to me.
 ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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JustErin said: Genesia said: Mine likes licorice. Mine just likes dick. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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JustErin said: johnart said: Lawd how do I say this in the least offensive way.
So....vaginas don't smell?? 
Just like balls and ass, they can knock someone on their ass. I'm sorry. Mother Nature, left to do as she pleases, is one smelly bitch that sometimes need to be scrubbed and sprayed like you were macing down a dangerous criminal. They can smell, but that doesn't mean that they smell. True dat I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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FauxReal said: Number four is funny to me. Who seriously sits back and stares in admiration (or disgust) at pussy lips? By the time the panties are off, I'm usually ready to fuck, not discuss labial symmetry and what it means to me.
Uncultured heathen . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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I still cant figure out the wax stuff? I mean a trim and such is mandortary gay, straight, male, female, but the notion of ripping out hair folicals from the root seems sadistic and unneccasary. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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johnart said: CarrieMpls said: Sprays and scented soaps are bad for ladies. Generally speaking, if it smells that bad then a visit to the doctor is what is needed. Using sprays and such are most likely to make things worse. Well, no, I should be clear. I'm not saying if part of your vagina is rotting off, just spray it down and carry on. I know what you're saying. I'm one of those chicks who overcleans everything, my house, my desk, even my kitty kat....have never had a smelling problem, but I'm just one of those folks that after jumping out of the shower or having nice bath, by the time I'm done salt scrubbing, moisturizing ( with three different damned body creams), putting decoletté cream, foot cream, wrankle cream  , I like to mist the suface of the mambo box with those cute sprays for one quick second. But that's just me. I'm also one of those women who likes the occasional douche after a period because I CAN'T STAND the final spotting and tissue clotting and do not like to wear panty liners for an extra day or two, when I can just flush that stuff out and get on with my life. Again, that's just me,but I realize everythang ain't for everybody. | |
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johnart said: ernestsewell said: or Stevia? Isnt' stevia the one that makes you shit? No. That would be maltitol.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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JustErin said: Genesia said: Mine likes licorice. Mine just likes dick. | |
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