Do any of yall have crazy neighbors?

I have the craziest next-door neighbors. This old man, Frank, owns the house. He has two sons, both living with him. One is married with a child, and one is with a child, and a new girlfriend every 2 weeks. There are also a variety of RANDOM people periodically staying there.

Jared, the unwed one, is CRAZY. He smokes alot of Mugwort, and is perfecting the notion of never having to eat. HE believes that you can sustain on air. He is also building a UFO in the bomb shelter that he built under the house. According to him, theoretically, UFOs are like BOATS... Boats ride through the ocean's currents, and UFOs ride through the air's currents. This is how he proposes to save himself in 2010 when "serpents are falling from the sky"... Best part? He's using old Jeep parts.

The backyard is completely full of old car parts, house-repair crap, and RANDOM SHIT. Every summer, they blast music, but here's the catch... he'll go from playing Bananarama, to 50-Cent, to Black Sabbath. No rhyme or reason, whatsoever.

The other day, I was on the phone late with my Lovesexy thang, and at 6:00 am, there was some sort of bird/animal/chupacabra SCREECHING next door, setting off every car alarm on the street. I really don't want to know what the fuck he has hidden over there...

Anyone who frequents my house often knows the catchphrase that we use everytime Jared is up to some kind of shananagan... "WHAT GOES ON?"


... So, my question is, do any of yall have crazy ass neighbors?

the next door neighbors dog chases me everytime im outside.
LOL i think they are cool.

But...
the house next to my neighbors ya i think they are strange.
but i never see them that much cuz im in the house and alot of times i just ignore them if im approuched by them. latley i haven't. they have a buntch cars and people/kids living there. and an older guy living there who i think is a little pervish and strange.
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so what's the crazy part about your neighbors?

the fact that i don't know much about them and one time i was outside and a guy came outside and had his shirt off. and one of the older guy that lives there tried to talk to me asking me about my life.


usually when an older man wants to chat with a younger girl ya thats strange in my book.

Acrylic said:

Sounds like the kind of neighbors who end up having dead bodies in their crawl space, or missing children living in captivity. (Like that dude who kidnapped that girl in Cali and they found her 18 years later; he had two kids with her.) Seriously.

I have normal neighbors I am sure they do not care for me & my music though

jone70 said:

Henceforth why I don't want to know what goes on over there.

nyse said:

Haha, that sounds like my house from April - September. Roomates, parties, drama and nonsense... It's inevitable.

And year round that sounds like the people across the street who I'm always screaming out the window at. LOL.

Acrylic said:

Maybe he actually found an alien and is probing it with the aforementioned jeep parts. I mean, how else do you get the blueprints to build a UFO?

I have been fortunate to have relatively normal neighbors. My current neighbors are the best neighbors I have ever had in my life. They are always polite, don't make a lot of noise, and being one of the maintenance guys for the apartments, the dude is always willing to help me out any time, even when he isn't on the clock, not that I ask or expect him to.

I guess the worst neighbor I ever had was when I was young and this dude stole some of my pants out of the washing machine and wore them around the apartments the very next day. That's about all I have.

Oh and the guy that used to stalk my former roommate, but that sucked for her more than me. I just had to explain that I wasn't the one leaving flowers on her car.

FauxReal said:

I'll buy that.

The woman who lives below me definitely has a few screws missing in her head. She is

The neighbors next door to my parents' are a bit "odd".
They are a brother and sister duo: the older sister and other brother don't come around anymore. Their parents died when we were high school, then college age.

Dennis is almost 50, and walks up and down the street, his teeth have all rotted out (too gross to describe! ), and he is OBSESSED with our old high school's football team.
He supposedly had a crush on me, and used to do things like stand outside and stare if I was with a date. One time, I got home at 4am and he popped out of the bushes between our houses and said, "What are you doing coming home at 4:00?" I asked him why he was in the bushes at 4:00?!
He also ran up the driveway one day, two years ago, when I was getting out of the car (in the summertime! ) and held the door shut!
When I moved, my family wouldn't tell him where I moved to.

Debbie is 40 but looks 60. She blows the horn as she passes, then jumps out of her car and runs in the house so she doesn't have to talk.

yep, somethings wrong with her...:police:

Acrylic said:

INVESTIGATE!

NDRU said:

how's your UFO going?

ufoclub said:

sounds like


they make a horrible noise!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...SR_xUFIU4Q

why would ANYONE want to keep a bird like this for a pet

ZombieKitten said:

But it set off car alarms!!! It's like Cloverfield.

ufoclub said:

that would require some vibrations too right? sounds don't set them off

In our last building, there was a tiny, middle-aged Chinese-Canadian man who moved in upstairs. He never slept, and we could hear him walking around with the TV on all hours of the night.

We had a shared parking lot, configured in such a way that neighbors occasionally had to move their cars to let one-another out. Dude refused to park in his assigned spot and often was resistant to move his car when others needed out. One day, some other neighbors raised an epic fuss about their space always being taken, and instead of just moving his car, dude went into his apartment and came back with a set of keys that he told them to keep. Then he slammed his door. He didn't even know their names!

But the weirdest thing about him is that every other night or so I'd hear a crying female voice coming from upstairs. And not just a lightly sobbing voice, but a bawling, ENRAGED, I'm-gonna-tear-this-MFing-place-apart voice! She'd be screaming profanities and threats, knocking over stuff... and I could vaguely hear him -- always in a perfectly serene, almost clinical voice -- trying to console her. The first time it happened, I knocked on his door to see what was up. He answered, and as I peeked inside I could see a drop-dead gorgeous blond running around in there, in tears, apparently fine... but really angry... now at me it seemed! I just got the heck out of there.

I assumed he just had a nutty girlfriend, but our neighbors told us they'd also checked a few times after these blowouts -- more to kick some @#!! than to help -- and there always seemed to be a different woman in there going nuts!

We'd already signed a lease on our current apartment, so we moved out shortly after he moved in, but it might have been fun to figure out this guy's story. We're still occasionally in contact with the other neighbors in the building, and apparently he's still weird as all get out.

Lammastide said:

kimrachell said:

I kinda wish he still lived there so we could hear more!!!

Acrylic said:

Lammastide said:

Damn!

My neighbours are JW's.
Nice people.

ufoclub said:

NO FUCKING WAY! I don't wanna be a funny smell coming from the basement...