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I have a callback on Saturday To play a beaver. 
johnart is going to have a field day with this.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Mods, make this shit a sticky. ! | |
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I'm so looking forward to how this thread is gonna turn out.
Good luck getting your lady part, by the way! | |
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TheVoid said: Mods, make this shit a sticky. !
Fool. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Okay, should I be happy for you?  | |
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Vendetta1 said: Okay, should I be happy for you?
I don't know. It's for a local production of Narnia. I usually hate doing musicals, but I have a feeling my niece is going to get cast in the ensemble and it would be a blast to do a show with her. Plus, the Mrs. Beaver part is kind of a riot. She and Mr. Beaver work in Cockney dialect (Cock-ney...geez...this gets worse and worse...  ) and they do a very cute little English music hall number.We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: To play a beaver.
johnart is going to have a field day with this. My head is going to explode. I can't even begin to type everything I'm thinking. | |
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Genesia said: Vendetta1 said: Okay, should I be happy for you?
I don't know. It's for a local production of Narnia. I usually hate doing musicals, but I have a feeling my niece is going to get cast in the ensemble and it would be a blast to do a show with her. Plus, the Mrs. Beaver part is kind of a riot. She and Mr. Beaver work in Cockney dialect (Cock-ney...geez...this gets worse and worse... ) and they do a very cute little English music hall number. | |
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Vendetta1 said: Genesia said: I don't know. It's for a local production of Narnia. I usually hate doing musicals, but I have a feeling my niece is going to get cast in the ensemble and it would be a blast to do a show with her. Plus, the Mrs. Beaver part is kind of a riot. She and Mr. Beaver work in Cockney dialect (Cock-ney...geez...this gets worse and worse... ) and they do a very cute little English music hall number.
That pretty well sums it up. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Will they supply a costume or will you have to learn ventriloquism? | |
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Fuck cockney, you should do it as Anastasia BEAVERhousen | |
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Is the callback day or eve...Saturday Night Beaver | |
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you'll never find a bigger fan of a beaver than me...  | |
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johnart said: Is the callback day or eve...Saturday Night Beaver
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thejason said: you'll never find a bigger fan of a beaver than me...
It's hot as hell under those stage lights, her beaver WILL need a fan. | |
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johnart said: Will they supply a costume or will you have to learn ventriloquism?
I haven't laughed all day, until now... | |
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thejason said: johnart said: Will they supply a costume or will you have to learn ventriloquism?
I haven't laughed all day, until now... I'm so glad. I thought I might be taking a risk on that one. | |
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johnart said: Fuck cockney, you should do it as Anastasia BEAVERhousen
SCREAMIN'!!! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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johnart said: thejason said: you'll never find a bigger fan of a beaver than me...
It's hot as hell under those stage lights, her beaver WILL need a fan. That's Sweetie's job.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: Fuck cockney, you should do it as Anastasia BEAVERhousen
SCREAMIN'!!! I instantly thought of when Will dated Grace's friend from camp who played Woodchuck #1 in their play and Will said, "Maybe I'll get to find out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck." | |
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What kinda costume will there be ? | |
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Mach said:
What kinda costume will there be ? 
I SWEAR TO CHER AND DIANA ROSS I saved this just a few days ago because I just fuckin KNEW one day I'd use it in this place. You people bring out the worst in me. | |
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johnart said: Mach said:
What kinda costume will there be ?
I SWEAR TO CHER AND DIANA ROSS I saved this just a few days ago because I just fuckin KNEW one day I'd use it in this place. You people bring out the worst in me. | |
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Vendetta1 said: johnart said:
I SWEAR TO CHER AND DIANA ROSS I saved this just a few days ago because I just fuckin KNEW one day I'd use it in this place. You people bring out the worst in me. Thank god you don't need your pussy as big as your dick. It might look something like that. | |
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johnart said: OH!MY!GOD! | |
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johnart said: Vendetta1 said: Thank god you don't need your pussy as big as your dick. It might look something like that.  | |
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