SCNDLS if you had a reality show, it would be the only one I watch.

Nothinbutjoy said:

My friends IRL keep telling me I should have a reality show. I have THE wackiest encounters on a regular basis. After reading this thread, one of my girls emailed me saying, "Girl if I di'int know your crazy ass I'd swear you made that shit up."

SCNDLS said:

You should have a friend tape you and send it to BET VH1...somewhere

ThreadCula said:

I have a good friend who is a cameraperson and actually worked on Lil Kim's reality show. I met her at a Prince show and she posts on the Org too. But, I think I'm prolly too real for reality TV.

SCNDLS said:

Nooooo! DO IT! America needs you.

ThreadCula said:

sho nuff!!!


I wanna be a co-star!

SCNDLS you seriously are the most entertaining and funniest person on the ORG!! I would totally watch your show! and not just cuz I know you and would want you to put me in your show cuz we are friends and all that... But seriously you ALWAYS crack me UP!!

I've been saying this for years. A bunch of orgers should live in a house-like The Real World. And let the cameras roll...

I've been saying this for years. A bunch of orgers should live in a house-like The Real World. And let the cameras roll...

ThreadCula said:

You KNOW that shit would have to be on HBO cuz it would not be safe for network tv. We'd be off the air by the second ep cuz these damn freaks would be showing ass douching techniques and have cock rings on the grocery list. tonk:

SCNDLS said:

x1000

tinaz said:

O-M-G!!! You guys are gonna make a bitch cry!

ThreadCula said:

You KNOW that shit would have to be on HBO cuz it would not be safe for network tv. We'd be off the air by the second ep cuz these damn freaks would be showing ass douching techniques and have cock rings on the grocery list.
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tinaz said:

BTW, did you ever explain ass douching to your husband? If you did, how long did he run around the room screaming and shaking his head before falling in a heap on the floor rocking while holding himself???

I got an interesting compliment yesterday. I sent this link to a few friends so I wouldn't have to repeat this story ad nauseum and one of my friends who I went to college with and recently reconnected with said she was happy to see that I was still such a good writer. We both majored in journalism in college. Although, I write/develop corporate training for a living I realized how much I use the Org as an outlet to get away from that structured writing approach and write for enjoyment.

SCNDLS said:

Its good to escape from "real life" sometimes... the org brings out the best in us all!

SCNDLS said:

LMFAO!! I just have to feed him little bits at a time... I did tell him one needs to ass douche b4 but didnt go into details... Im still waiting to spring the fisting vid on him tho!!

tinaz said:

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tinaz said:

O-M-G!!! You guys are gonna make a bitch cry!

SCNDLS said:

You should have a friend tape you and send it to BET VH1...somewhere

ThreadCula said:

It should be on BRAVO

ThreadCula said:

You KNOW that shit would have to be on HBO cuz it would not be safe for network tv. We'd be off the air by the second ep cuz these damn freaks would be showing ass douching techniques and have cock rings on the grocery list.
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Last night, in LA, with my BFF, chillin' having dinner at Mr. Chow's, celebrating her homegirl's birthday. It's a total of 6 of us. Sitting in the chair directly behind me is a sista with a cute, short hair cut. My BFF who had chemo last year and kept her hair short and dyed it blonde (and looks better than EVAH!) notices and points it out saying how cute her hair is.

I turn around and can't see much cuz me and the lady are back to back but I say, "Yeah, it's a cute look" and turn around. Throughout dinner my girl keeps commenting on the lady and at first I thought it was Estelle. However, a few minutes later, the lady opens her mouth wide as the Grand Canyon, and laughs loud as hell. It's then that I realize, I am face to face, with none other than Nene Leakes from the Atlanta Housewives (her loud ass mouth was the dead giveaway). I tell my girl who it is and she cracks the hell up. She's all, "I LOVE her!" I'm rolling my eyes and twisting my lips cuz she really irked me this past season.

Anyway, we continue our dinner minding our own business. Outta nowhere, I feel somebody standing over me, I turn and see Nene standing behind me, then she screams at the birthday girl's husband, sitting across from me, "O-M-G!!! (when did grown folks start saying this shit?) I was JUST at a production company meeting and we were talking about YOU!!!" My homeboy's face is like

She continues: "I was at the production company asking about you and here YOU are! Me and my friends were looking at you and at first we didn't recognize you cuz you let your hair grow out but we KNEW that was YOU! I can't believe I was just asking the production company about YOU!" All six of us at the table are looking like

My BFF says to her: "Ummmm, he doesn't work at a production company."

Nene retorts: "Well, I didn't say HE works at a production I SAID IIIII was at a production company meeting and we discussed HIM!" (She says this with attitude, hands on her hips, rolling her neck an' shit, so I start eyeing the empty Pellegrino bottle just in case I gotta come out the bag on this big bitch and brain her in Mr. Chow's with the paps outside.)

Then Nene says: "Why you acting like you're not my Maxi-poo from dancing with the stars??? I'd know my Maxie-poo ANYWHERE! So quit tripping." She's swivelling her hips behind me like she's salsa dancing. Then it dawns on me that this heffa thinks my friend's husband is Max, the Russian dude, from Dancing with the Stars. He isn't tho, and I tell her so.

Nene then says: "Wait, you ain't Max??? O-M-G!!! You look just like him but with longer hair!" She says each word loudly while hitting my arm with each word for emphasis. Owwwww! "Ya'll lyin' that is Maxie-Pooooo!" Sorry but no, it ain't. Again, she's hitting me on the arm with EVERY word she hollers.

My friend's poor hubby was at a complete loss cuz he di'int know who Maxie-poo is or who this heffa screaming at our table is.

Nene then turns to my BFF next to me and says, "Oooooo, gurl you is working that black girl haircut. It works on you girl!" and gives her a high five.

Me being the fool that I am and wanting to get Nene all the way live, interject with: "She was here saying the same thing about your hair too!" More highfives for everyone at the table. (This is some surreal shit all the way around )

Then I say, "Ya know, my gurl here is a former Miss Georgia." (Although, my friend rarely tells people about her titles, I know this gon' make Nene get extra again so I volunteer the info and sit back for the show. )

Nene: "Gurl, HURSH!!! I'm from Georgia, too!!!" No, duh! "Where you from?" My girl tells her, Jonesboro and Nene says: "Gurl, I shoulda known you were from Jonesboro cuz you working that hair like a sista. I just KNEW you were a black girl over here rocking that hairrrruh!"

I am cracking the hell up at her wholly inappropriateness and the fact that she don't give a good gatdamn where she at or who she's talking to, she's gon' be her wacky, larger than life self.

Anyway, after she leaves, hubby is still completely confused so we google Nene and Max to explain to him what just transpired. Oddly enough, he does resemble Max. So, I'm convinced that surely this is one of the signs of impending doom for all of humanity or maybe just another wacky night in Hell A.
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Nothinbutjoy said:

nah then Andy Cohen will put his grubby fingaz all in it and fuck it up.

DesireeNevermind said:

I don't know who that is ,but whoever said it above was right...it would have to be on HBO.

ThreadCula said:

sho nuff!!!


I wanna be a co-star!