Gotta run, but I just wanted to say that
your thread titles lately are....




ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWESOME!

TheVoid said:

Last night, in LA, with my BFF, chillin' having dinner at Mr. Chow's, celebrating her homegirl's birthday. It's a total of 6 of us. Sitting in the chair directly behind me is a sista with a cute, short hair cut. My BFF who had chemo last year and kept her hair short and dyed it blonde (and looks better than EVAH!) notices and points it out saying how cute her hair is.

I turn around and can't see much cuz me and the lady are back to back but I say, "Yeah, it's a cute look" and turn around. Throughout dinner my girl keeps commenting on the lady and at first I thought it was Estelle. However, a few minutes later, the lady opens her mouth wide as the Grand Canyon, and laughs loud as hell. It's then that I realize, I am face to face, with none other than Nene Leakes from the Atlanta Housewives (her loud ass mouth was the dead giveaway). I tell my girl who it is and she cracks the hell up. She's all, "I LOVE her!" I'm rolling my eyes and twisting my lips cuz she really irked me this past season.

Anyway, we continue our dinner minding our own business. Outta nowhere, I feel somebody standing over me, I turn and see Nene standing behind me, then she screams at the birthday girl's husband, sitting across from me, "O-M-G!!! (when did grown folks start saying this shit?) I was JUST at a production company meeting and we were talking about YOU!!!" My homeboy's face is like

She continues: "I was at the production company asking about you and here YOU are! Me and my friends were looking at you and at first we didn't recognize you cuz you let your hair grow out but we KNEW that was YOU! I can't believe I was just asking the production company about YOU!" All six of us at the table are looking like

My BFF says to her: "Ummmm, he doesn't work at a production company."

Nene retorts: "Well, I didn't say HE works at a production I SAID IIIII was at a production company meeting and we discussed HIM!" (She says this with attitude, hands on her hips, rolling her neck an' shit, so I start eyeing the empty Pellegrino bottle just in case I gotta come out the bag on this big bitch and brain her in Mr. Chow's with the paps outside.)

Then Nene says: "Why you acting like you're not my Maxi-poo from dancing with the stars??? I'd know my Maxie-poo ANYWHERE! So quit tripping." She's swivelling her hips behind me like she's salsa dancing. Then it dawns on me that this heffa thinks my friend's husband is Max, the Russian dude, from Dancing with the Stars. He isn't tho, and I tell her so.

Nene then says: "Wait, you ain't Max??? O-M-G!!! You look just like him but with longer hair!" She says each word loudly while hitting my arm with each word for emphasis. Owwwww! "Ya'll lyin' that is Maxie-Pooooo!" Sorry but no, it ain't. Again, she's hitting me on the arm with EVERY word she hollers.

My friend's poor hubby was at a complete loss cuz he di'int know who Maxie-poo is or who this heffa screaming at our table is.

Nene then turns to my BFF next to me and says, "Oooooo, gurl you is working that black girl haircut. It works on you girl!" and gives her a high five.

Me being the fool that I am and wanting to get Nene all the way live, interject with: "She was here saying the same thing about your hair too!" More highfives for everyone at the table. (This is some surreal shit all the way around )

Then I say, "Ya know, my gurl here is a former Miss Georgia." (Although, my friend rarely tells people about her titles, I know this gon' make Nene get extra again so I volunteer the info and sit back for the show. )

Nene: "Gurl, HURSH!!! I'm from Georgia, too!!!" No, duh! "Where you from?" My girl tells her, Jonesboro and Nene says: "Gurl, I shoulda known you were from Jonesboro cuz you working that hair like a sista. I just KNEW you were a black girl over here rocking that hairrrruh!"

I am cracking the hell up at her wholly inappropriateness and the fact that she don't give a good gatdamn where she at or who she's talking to, she's gon' be her wacky, larger than life self.

Anyway, after she leaves, hubby is still completely confused so we google Nene and Max to explain to him what just transpired. Oddly enough, he does resemble Max. So, I'm convinced that surely this is one of the signs of impending doom for all of humanity or maybe just another wacky night in Hell A.
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SCNDLS said:

Chile! You didn't know? Nene IS the red horse of the apocalypse!

Shyra said:

Why didn't nobody tell ME??? If I hadda known, I woulda thrown some Holy Water or Ketel One vodka on that heffa to exorcize her demons.

And people find this chick entertaining?

SCNDLS said:

Girl, you crazy! But by the way, are you sure that was her real hair or was she sporting a wig? The last time I saw her with the short, blond hair, it looked like a wig.

And people find this chick entertaining?

(She says this with attitude, hands on her hips, rolling her neck an' shit, so I start eyeing the empty Pellegrino bottle just in case I gotta come out the bag on this big bitch and brain her in Mr. Chow's with the paps outside.)

SCNDLS said:

Nene Leakes queen of buffonery and low budget negritus! I would have had to be liquored up to not fight with that chile. I don't even care that she's 6 ft 6....she's as irritatin' as the sun is hot! But hey...it wasn't the a sign of the apocalypse. Kim Zolciak, Tamara Barny and Dwight would have had to appear. Then you would have know the end was nigh!!

Back home after a great weekend with my girls. I went to the Innerscope Grammy party and got to meet/see a bunch o' folks in VIP including Quincy Jones, Berry Gordy, Dr. Dre, Phillip G. Atwell, Lady Gaga in a head to toe sequined outfit that included a 4 ft tall headdress, Stevie Nicks, Travis Barker and Shana (guess them fools are back together), and Mary J. Blige.

Then went to see Jamie Foxx with Doug E Fresh and Sheila E

A bitch is tired but it was fun.

Can we please KILL reality TV.

I would have been dying of laughter if it were me.

whats a bff ?