I ran into a college friend on the street. We started chatting and the conversation went like this:

Me: "Hey, Girl! How have you been? You look well. I'm so glad to see you!"

She: "Likewise! Things have been going well. I finished med school and am doing fairly well."

Me: "Yes, I remember those days way back when. I remember that fine Clyde who was in your class. Oh, lawd. I had the biggest crush on him. He was so fine. But then I heard he was gay."

She: "He's not gay. He's my husband."



All I could do is stand there and stammer like a fool!

i feel your pain. i could do a 3-page thread of the various stupid thing's i've said or done.

at least you said her husband was fine!...

Shyra said:

You: Really? You better recheck that. I gotta run. Take care!

Oh man! How did the rest of the conversation go?

maybe she never knew he was gay and now she does it's possible you explained some ?'s she has had in the back of her mind
[Edited 1/29/10 16:11pm]

haha...

awwwww, I have been there sooooo many times, just brush it off hun

chocolate1 said:

i'm so curious to know too

Maybe she is the only one who doesn't know that he is gay.

Shyra said:

LOL.

i once asked a family acquaintance how much longer til her baby was due....

she had the baby the week before

well, she didnt have it with her

I asked someone I hadn't seen in years when the baby is going to pop out. However, she was on that occasion simply wearing some sort of an "English" / "trendy" dress that had a lot of loose fabric on the front and had herself gained weight. It really looked like she was wearing a maternity dress of some sort.

PricelessHo said:

Me:

"Uh, em, em, uh, uh, oh shit! Oh, Judy! I'm so, so sorry! I just don't know what to say!"

BUT! And this is the killer. A few weeks later I saw her again, and this is what happened:

She: "Hey, I saw O on the bus a few days ago."
(Note: O was a guy I dated in college and planned to marry, but it didn't work out.)

Me: "Oh, really?"

She: "Yeah. And he looked SWEET as he could be!"

TOUCHE, BITCH!

^^ I bet she worked really hard on that mess, too!



It reminds me of this:

i was soooo close one day,.


on facebook, i was feeling particularly funky. so i wanted to post some obscure funky lines from HOUSEQUAKE in my updates bar, to see if anybody else was as funky as I am.

but you know the earthquakes in haiti and with most people not really knowing the song- they might get the wrong impression. glad i didnt post it. i still felt embaressed by it tho.

prb said: