I've been sitting with the olds (that's for the Aussies) playing cards and drinking beer for over 7 hours and right now I could pretty much say anything, so talk to me, ask me questions, and let's see what happens. This is fairly self-indulgent, I understand, but it can't be any worse than the 'translation game'.

These Ask Me Anything threads change their name almost as often as Dan.

Are you just going to delete your posts like you did that one story about how you felt sure and confident and 'in the zone' at the bar that one time?

It's kind of frustrating reading such eloquently presented posts written Shakespearian pros and coated with an aristocratic hi-so posh perfection. Only to have it disappear the next day when you sober up.

Fauxie said:[quote]I've been sitting with the olds (that's for the Aussies) playing cards and drinking beer for over 7 hours and right now I could pretty much say anything, so talk to me, ask me questions, and let's see what happens. This is fairly self-indulgent, I understand, but it can't be any worse than the 'translation game'. [/quote

is there a chance you might be drunk lol

TheVoid said:

Shut up. I just didn't want to come off sounding like I had tickets on myself. I'm an average looking man, was just some semi-drunk farang in the bar, but that (Swedish?) girl had tears in her eyes when I talked to her and I wanted nothing from her. Looking back now I'm unsure about whether she understood that all-important second part of the previous sentence (see tickets), but at the time it felt like I was free and thoroughly understood. I'm not going to stop until I permanently feel like that spontaneous, free-speaking child again, and would you begrudge me that? Nothing makes me happier than telling people how I feel about them and having it understood without complication. It's amazing how many difficulties can arise around giving a compliment, and that's a shame. I will never fuck another person besides my wife for as long as I live, but there are so many beautiful people in the world that it feels like it's not fair if I can't tell them that they've touched my life on some level, big or small.

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Fauxie said:

Lecram's not interested in you. He's flattered, but you're way too young for him. Besides, we play each other on Track Mania Nations online, and his rank's only 30,000 in the world whereas I'm holding around 4,000 right now.

Fauxie said:

Fauxie Kerouac is that you??? The Thai-Beat-Poet???

RenHoek said:

Are you mocking my rhyme skills again? You know I only put on that plummy British accent to get into Imago's fisherman pants, right? My normal accent is a kind of dirty, cockney/south coast hybrid.

Fauxie said:

fookin' chav!!!

RenHoek said:

Ok, here's where I have to stop that previous charade and make sure it's understood that I do not speak with a cockney accent or anything other than a nice, generally vaguely southern, but wholly educated-sounding (be that the case or not) English accent.

Fauxie said:

You're so innocent.

PunkMistress said:

Am I still? I'd love it if it were so. Yes, I think I probably am.

Fauxie said:

OK, fine...

RenHoek said:

What is that??

Fauxie said:

it's a little round dude kickin' a can down the street... I find it more appropriate than on some occasions...

RenHoek said:

Oh, excellent! Either would bode well for my thread.

Fauxie said:

You are a special man, Nick.

Mushanga said:

Thanks Noora I try

Fauxie said:

what would be you're perfect day?


if you can have 3 things on a desert island, what would they be?

prb said:

gosh he didn't even have to say that, I would actually not even have thought twice about it. Doesn't everyone call their parents that?

ZombieKitten said:

in australia


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prb said:

Staying in a beach hut... nice meals on the beach, plenty of swimming, sex, out for a nice dinner, some chilling out and talking, that kinda thing sounds good to me.

1. Solar-powered mp3 player filled with songs.
2. A book of Chuang-Tzu's sayings
3. sun cream

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So, why don't you work?

Expose that vulnerability. If by vulnerability you thought I meant your penis, then so bet it--just do that in orgnote.

Fauxie said:

so, pretty much an average day then

good choices for D.I.

prb said:

I wish! I've just seen my sister in law's pics from Koh Tao and it looks gorgeous there so maybe that would be where I'd spend that perfect day.

TheVoid said:

Am I not slutty enough already? Lawd, I'm doing my best.

Do you like me?

Ice cream - chocolate or vanilla?

Long hair or short hair?

Your favourite furniture?

Have you ever solved Rubik's cube?

Are those questions silly enough?

zaza said:

- I do like you. You seem like a very sweet, genuine guy.

- Vanilla.

- Short for me, either long or short on my wife is ok by me. I'm liking short right now.

- Bed, of course.

- No, I've only been able to get a few sides done, but I haven't tried since I was a kid.

- Not nearly silly enough.

Fauxie said:

If you could meet with one person (dead or alive) - who would you choose?

Vinyl or cd?

Mickey Mouse vs. Superman - who is the winner? (Don't forget Mickey Mouse has long and sharp tail! )

Are you looking forward to the Grammy Awards?